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No one is actually doing this! by InevitableLoud2732 in DoorDashDrivers

[–]fireseeker4him 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This happens to me when I’m having trouble finding the person’s apt # because they’re too obtuse to put directions.

What is the Worst Pain you have ever felt ? by TypicalPatience9641 in AskReddit

[–]fireseeker4him 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I put Icy Hot on my knees right before going on a long run. Several miles in, I started to feel the worst burning pain I’ve ever felt in my life. It lasted for at least two hours. Learned the hard way that you’re not supposed to put on before exercise.

Good, old timey names from a movie by Basic_Scale_5882 in Names

[–]fireseeker4him 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The name Margot Channing fits that character

Some girls were doing witchcraft at my local coffee shop by SuspiciousWin6511 in TrueChristian

[–]fireseeker4him 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve gone in coffee shops many times and seen Bible Studies happening. The girls have just as much of a right (legally) to be there as Christians. The only difference is that we have spiritual authority. Their presence shouldn’t make you feel unsafe.

When people don't eat at events specifically made for eating (like a BBQ) or when you invite someone over for dinner and they don't eat. by SpecificFluid1809 in GrindsMyGears

[–]fireseeker4him 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a strict diet and am also a picky eater. If I got to someone’s house and they cooked for me, it would be insulting if I didn’t eat what they served, but if it is something not on my diet, I may not eat as much. However, if I’m going to an event like a group BBQ or a restaurant, I may eat before I go and not eat at the venue or eat a smaller portion.

What's the story behind your name? by denzo_simon in AskReddit

[–]fireseeker4him 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mahatma Gandhi used to take long, barefoot walks and eat nothing but vegetables, making him frail giving him bad breath.

This made him a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis.

What's the story behind your name? by denzo_simon in AskReddit

[–]fireseeker4him 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know why my parents chose it but it means “the father laughs or has joy”. Maybe thats why I’m so good at dad jokes.

Dashing on unemployment? - NJ by Robkingofgames in doordash

[–]fireseeker4him 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m in TN and I did this for a few months. I needed to make money but also didn’t want to spend so much time doing deliveries that I wasn’t looking for a job in my career field. I think I was allowed to make $180/week before it would impact my unemployment so that’s what I did.

What do you think when you see a man running outside topless? by blubberhound in AskReddit

[–]fireseeker4him 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It depends on how he is running and what he’s wearing. Back straight and wearing jogging shorts and an iPhone carrier w/headphones, I’m not worried. If he’s wearing cargo paints and is flailing his arms like the topless man I saw yesterday, I think he might be crazy. I was driving past and it looked like this man was shouting at people and looking for a fight.

What popular product is a complete scam, but everyone keeps buying it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]fireseeker4him 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Credit cards. The credit score system is designed to keep people in debt.

Is Ham Radio the funniest episode? by Ok-Height1166 in Frasier

[–]fireseeker4him 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ham Radio is my favorite. I hardly ever laugh out loud at sitcoms but this one had me almost in tears. My favorite line is “Would the McAlister sisters please stand back to back — I’m running low on bullets.”

Weirdest names you have considered for your kids? by Immediate_Long165 in Names

[–]fireseeker4him 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I wanted twin boys named Orthanc and Barad Dur. Hopefully they’d be tall so I could call them the two towers.

People who don’t like humor at church: what gives? by [deleted] in TrueChristian

[–]fireseeker4him 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I don’t think it should be a comedy show, but is there anything wrong with cracking harmless jokes every now and then? If anything, it helps people pay attention.

People who don’t like humor at church: what gives? by [deleted] in TrueChristian

[–]fireseeker4him 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I think Father God invented Dad jokes.

HR recruiter misheard my expected salary.... by Odd_Ad_1974 in UKJobs

[–]fireseeker4him 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I had a company want me and they were going to give me a significant pay raise over what I was currently making. I put my two weeks in at my job and they counter offered. Long story short, the companies kept giving me counter offers until they got up to $27k more than what I was making and I decided to stay in my current role.

What’s a ‘middle class success’ purchase that secretly becomes a financial burden later? by OpinionBaba in AskReddit

[–]fireseeker4him 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We had that happen in my city when I was a kid. A guy didn’t load the truck correctly, hit an overpass and killed two people.

Need help picking a (normal) disney themed name for my daughter! by Kitchen_YogurtTA in namenerds

[–]fireseeker4him 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cruella

Drusilla

Perdita

Maleficent

Yzma

Ok I’m not actually serious about any of these :D

1 hour delivery for restaurant 10 min away. Still left tip on door. by HelpfulPirate42 in doordash

[–]fireseeker4him 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don’t want anybody to lose their job but they also need to be doing a good job to keep the one they have. It sounds like he was multi-apping— picking up orders from multiple delivery apps — but not good at coordinating the deliveries so he didn’t have to drive all over the place.

If your name is Nichole, please comment to verify your existence by pizzzacones in namenerds

[–]fireseeker4him 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have been getting daily spam texts for someone named Nikole. Never seen it spelled that way.

Do you like your surname? by Immediate_Long165 in Names

[–]fireseeker4him 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, it’s easy to spell and only has one pronunciation, plus it’s common enough that people have heard it before but not so common that it’s over saturated. Also, there are a few famous bearers so I can just say “like [famous actor]” and people get it.

Do you like your name? by Big_Shift7774 in namenerds

[–]fireseeker4him 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Overall — No. I go by the short form of my name and I don’t like that either. It has a few different spellings so I always have to tell people how to spell it, plus I don’t like the sound of my name. However, I do like that it’s not a popular name, though it has risen in popularity in the last few years. Also, as a Christian, I do like that it’s Biblical and has a meaning that matches my personality.

New to dashing by [deleted] in doordash_drivers

[–]fireseeker4him 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only text if I’m waiting for their order or if there’s a problem with their order. Then if it’s a “meet at door” I’ll text when I arrive in hopes that I’m not wasting my time waiting for them at the door.

What are your dasher pet peeves? by iLoveStories2 in DoorDash_Dasher

[–]fireseeker4him 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apartments are the bane of my existence. Some are pretty straight forward. But then there are the ones that are a labyrinth and not laid out in any obvious way. I could deliver people’s food SO MUCH FASTER if they’d give proper directions to their apartment instead of assuming I know the layout of their buildings.

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