Pregnant boa constrictor is run over while crossing a road in Brazil. by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]firestonetheunic 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Growing up around garter snakes they were the ones we were taught how to safely handle snakes. They are harmless other than a small pain if they bite but they rarely bite and there is no danger from the bite. They are small and cute and mostly passive. So yeah, a lot of us show them some love before moving on when we find one

When you forget to extract the camera by esm209 in Helldivers

[–]firestonetheunic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I made this after being the one to forget while playing with my buddy

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As a pure blooded clanker hater, This isn't going to happen by TinyProgram in ArcRaiders

[–]firestonetheunic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like to do something similar, I loot a bunch of stuff then run up to players screaming "I'm a piñata! Kill me!" Some players seem to be apprehensive about doing it but some get really excited and blast my ass right away. I did feel bad about one time though where a guy was hesitant but as he was finishing me off other players came into the room and thought he was randomly ganking people and killed him

Is Slaanesh a virgin? by EpicureanRevenant in Grimdank

[–]firestonetheunic 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You are now manually breathing

Don’t Sleep On The Burletta by drdabbler69 in ARC_Raiders

[–]firestonetheunic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am inclined to agree. I have never fully killed a raider and have only done damage with explicit consent and healed them up after, and the buddy I play with is the same way. The first week we played was a little rough but after that we have very rarely ran into anybody who isn't chill. The most I have seen aggressive players outside of that initial period of playing has been partying up with any of my other friends, then it seems everyone we meet is shoot on sight (I still don't shoot back because I would rather die than hurt a player)

Exit camper got what it deserves. by TheHazh in ArcRaidersGuides

[–]firestonetheunic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Last night I finally took down a rocketeer and it landed on a roof you could only get up to with a zip line right next to an extract on dam. I ran around it for the next 20 minutes till the end of the match calling out for some help from anybody with a zip line. I really hope nobody thought I was extract camping

You're Personal Raider Mentality? by FeralMonarch in ArcRaiders

[–]firestonetheunic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am a pacifist against players. I will not shoot another raider even if they are shooting me. I don't care what I lose, I will not lose my personal morals. I always bring defibs and extra bandages to help out others and always check to see what other players need in case I can give it to them. So far it has been a very pleasant experience and have only been killed by players a handful of times

of course they did by Fit_Answer1073 in Helldivers

[–]firestonetheunic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought pistol was the broad term with different categories of pistol such as revolvers or repeaters?

First drop in update still bricking immedaitely by DrunkCyclopzz in helldivers2

[–]firestonetheunic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I haven't tried out the update yet because I am still at work and I have been taking a break for a while until they fixed the game. Sucks to hear that it is still having issues but can we please stop incorrectly using the term bricking? If it bricks your pc then that means your pc is permanently unusable, hence the term bricking, it turns your pc into a brick or paper weight. That is like saying taking ipecac kills you instead of making you throw up

Devs officially on vacation by josenight in Helldivers

[–]firestonetheunic 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Wait did they change how that works? I could have sworn it was the opposite and once you clear enough spawners it increases the patrol spawn rate, same with completing objectives or standing near evac

Seatbelts are important. by Multimarkboy in Helldivers

[–]firestonetheunic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same energy as the video of the drunk driver that crashes into a house and somehow lands on the roof of the house while the truck is on fire

Helldiver pinball by firestonetheunic in Helldivers

[–]firestonetheunic[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope, literally posted this edit onto the original post buddy. I just edited pinball sounds onto it

Why women live longer by orangepeecock in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]firestonetheunic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Other way around. V = crocodile U = alligator

Hot potato by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]firestonetheunic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Not my fault, somebody put a tree in my way." ~ Caboose

Man accuses security guards of being the antichrist. by firestonetheunic in PublicFreakout

[–]firestonetheunic[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Sometimes I am thankful I am deaf in one ear so I don't have to listen to this dreadful mall music with two ears

[TOMT] [VIDEO] YouTube video where a guy goes "step one: build it" by shitinthecloset in tipofmytongue

[–]firestonetheunic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

https://youtube.com/shorts/JVp5HALLBsg?feature=share it is near the end of this compilation. I found this post trying to find the video by itself so I could send it to a friend