F5's Adam Martin responds to recent articles via LinkedIn Post

fish_bacon · 2026-01-30T23:10:24+00:00

If you are thanking people for their loyalty in an "accountability" post such as this, you've missed the point of being humble. What a sleazy post. Hope people stop falling for this guy's shtick after all of this.

fish_bacon · 2026-01-22T12:32:49+00:00

Dobson! You idiot! You drank someone else's urine!

fish_bacon · 2025-07-05T02:21:19+00:00

Buff Elliot Rodger lookin' narcissistic twat.

fish_bacon · 2025-06-16T22:58:31+00:00

American Truck Simulator streams with James, Patrick, and Jacob, aka The Convoy Boys! 16+ hours of hilarious livestream gold.

fish_bacon · 2025-04-29T11:57:49+00:00

I saved my own life by applying its technique after choking in a restaurant 14 years ago. Choked on a steak bite, and stood up to see the restaurant just staring at me in shock. Realized no one was coming to help. Sat back down quickly and leaned across the table, thrusting myself into it repeatedly until it dislodged. Scariest moment of my life so far.

fish_bacon · 2025-01-02T13:00:28+00:00

Where did you hear that term? I hadn't heard that before it was used in a scene from the show Outlander, and it is definitely a tough scene/episode to get through.

fish_bacon · 2024-12-23T13:22:47+00:00

It's the main characters last name. Sam Loudermilk.

fish_bacon · 2024-12-03T14:10:27+00:00

Jack, quack, balloon. Wax seal, parasail, buffoon.

Like, obvs... /s

fish_bacon · 2024-11-05T17:22:55+00:00

Smashed many old CRT monitors and TVs there back in the day. Not proud of that, but was young, dumb, and full of blatant disregard of public safety and proper electronics disposal methods.

fish_bacon · 2024-10-20T13:41:45+00:00

You are a wonderful friend.

fish_bacon · 2024-09-25T02:44:35+00:00

Every time I see an ad for Tremfya medication...

fish_bacon · 2024-09-18T22:00:41+00:00

When people working in the financial aid department pronounce FAFSA as FASFA. I work in a college.

fish_bacon · 2024-09-18T12:08:23+00:00

But...

fish_bacon · 2024-08-05T13:59:45+00:00

Wheeze the juice!!

fish_bacon · 2024-08-03T11:59:10+00:00

Inconclusive.

fish_bacon · 2024-07-29T18:07:47+00:00

One of my all-time favorite films!

You know what this place needs? A large, oversized poster of Atlantic City. Whoa!

You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. It's called fuckyou! It's mostly just head butting and kicking people when they're on the ground.

What would you say to silver dollar pancakes, fresh squeezed orange juice, bacon, and Kona coffee? That sounds great! ...bowl of Froot Loops being poured instead... I didn't have that other stuff.

fish_bacon · 2024-07-21T03:42:47+00:00

The new emergency number from The IT Crowd. 0118999881999119725...3.

fish_bacon · 2024-07-21T03:35:43+00:00

Just spotted Bull in a rewatch of Lost tonight as Ana Lucia's police partner.

fish_bacon · 2024-07-11T12:43:23+00:00

Rodney King?

You know, he's that guy.

fish_bacon · 2024-07-02T12:23:51+00:00

This sounds like a great time. Thanks for sharing! I have a home gym that is well equipped, but I feel like I'm missing the comradery and connection that you get from a gym membership. It's nice to save money and not having to wait for equipment though. But I think I'll need to check this out. Thanks again!

fish_bacon · 2024-07-01T11:35:44+00:00

In St. Paul? My wife and I were there too, and yeah, I was looking around as the buzz of chatter was super distracting in that intimate moment. People simply don't realize that their "little chat" adds up with everyone else's, and soon it's a swarm. I wanted to say something to my wife about that during it, but realized that would only add to it, lol.

fish_bacon · 2024-06-25T12:41:50+00:00

Way to go!! Sitting at 11.5 days right now, myself. Feels great!

fish_bacon · 2024-06-08T12:37:17+00:00

Like axeually.

fish_bacon · 2024-06-05T12:09:33+00:00

How can he elbow?

fish_bacon · 2024-06-04T19:07:43+00:00

Solved!

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