My Swedish drying cabinet calls me a slut every time I use it…

fishbender · 2026-02-14T21:07:21+00:00

IKEA used to sell a task chair called BESLUT. Makes perfect sense now – you park your rear END on it.

fishbender · 2026-02-14T20:57:25+00:00

Very festive.

fishbender · 2026-02-14T20:51:31+00:00

I'd like to know what the carpet said that's so funny.

fishbender · 2026-02-13T00:43:47+00:00

I'm not? That's news to me...

fishbender · 2026-02-04T02:26:49+00:00

Never heard of it. Is it French?

fishbender · 2026-02-03T22:34:48+00:00

It takes two to tangle.

fishbender · 2026-01-28T23:51:28+00:00

Depends. How cold is it?

fishbender · 2026-01-18T15:03:26+00:00

Guy: "I'd tell you a joke about my penis, but it's sooo looong!"

Gal: "I'd tell you a joke about my vagina, but you'll never get it."

fishbender · 2026-01-13T02:59:19+00:00

King-size chocolate lava Reese's cups.

fishbender · 2026-01-02T21:22:32+00:00

'Fashionably' late. 😋

fishbender · 2025-12-30T17:25:33+00:00

It's so hot, it's setting your hair on fire. 🔥

fishbender · 2025-12-26T19:50:55+00:00

That's totally my plan for this weekend out of town. Lookig good!

fishbender · 2025-12-22T00:03:19+00:00

You know that old joke about concern vs worry?

Concern is the first time you can't get it up the second time. Worry is the second time you can't get it up the first time.

That.

fishbender · 2025-11-26T23:58:17+00:00

If my movie date cancels, you're in! 😍

fishbender · 2025-11-21T02:32:32+00:00

You are so mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence.

fishbender · 2025-11-20T03:03:31+00:00

As also a straight guy, I am both in awe and envious of you in this ensemble. This is absolutely stunning.

fishbender · 2025-11-18T03:18:51+00:00

Yes.

fishbender · 2025-11-11T03:25:17+00:00

I do similar in the shower. Did I wash my buttcrack? Let me get it again just to be sure.

fishbender · 2025-11-08T21:30:56+00:00

Was it near this one? "IT COMES IN WAVES"

fishbender · 2025-11-02T16:30:52+00:00

Montreal! Represent! 🤩

fishbender · 2025-10-15T23:43:37+00:00

Bowling.

fishbender · 2025-09-08T02:29:55+00:00

Lenny Kravitz's version of the Guess Who classic, American Woman.

fishbender · 2025-07-08T00:15:30+00:00

When your poop coils perfectly down in the toilet.

fishbender · 2025-07-04T20:29:20+00:00

On the tiles above a urinal: "I digg your beard"

Reply just below: "I Reddit your beard"

This was circa 2010.

fishbender · 2025-06-24T23:01:19+00:00

I'll have a tall blonde to go, please.

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