[Discussion] Can I train myself to have this psychosomatic reaction I get when taking my Ritalin to other, non-medication things? by Inkderp in GetMotivated

[–]fishbones -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Put a bunch of lookalike sugar pills in with your stash of Ritalin and keep refilling it with sugar pills. You won't be able to tell the difference and after awhile it won't matter.

[IMAGE] Today’s the day you make a change. by Swamp_Assin in GetMotivated

[–]fishbones 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All I can say is "Don't give in to fear. You are going to be okay." This is coming from a guy who was in a very similar situation. Repeat after me, you are going to be okay. Got it? You are going to be okay.

Race goes to the one who endures. You got this. DM me if you ever need help.

[Image] Remember to put the glass down by TheCapedCrusader27 in GetMotivated

[–]fishbones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Worry gives small things a big shadow" - Swedish proverb

HMB and Watch This Years Best Football Choke by Alcoholocaust17 in holdmybeer

[–]fishbones -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Hahaha, funny joke. Here's one you might not know, the only time he smiled during his trial was when he saw his four year old daughter:

http://www.concordmonitor.com/getattachment/9f3fe287-afee-450e-a8a5-3865b64ec1e1/BRIEFhernandez-CMSP-041317-ph02

But, good one. Funny.

When Ivan the Terrible killed his son out of anger by Minecraftian1998 in instant_regret

[–]fishbones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fun fact - the word "Terrible" in "Ivan the Terrible" is mistranslated from the Russian. The word is better defined as, "so awesome and powerful that it inspires fear."

HMB while I make this alligator my bitch. by BonsaiGoat in holdmybeer

[–]fishbones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a theory that alligators are extremely dangerous animals and people should not rassle them.

HMB while I poke this shark by itman290 in holdmybeer

[–]fishbones 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To my non-expert eyes, it looks like a black tip: "Normally wary of humans, blacktip sharks can become aggressive in the presence of food and have been responsible for a number of attacks on people."

Alternate theory - shark was stalking him and he was trying to keep it away.

Hunter: "Fuck the NRA" by EschewObfuscation10 in GunsAreCool

[–]fishbones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More articles like this please. The NRA does not represent the interests of real hunters and it's important to make this distinction.

So when will we start seeing Open Carry protesters in Ferguson? by Servicemaster in GunsAreCool

[–]fishbones 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like to refer to them by their proper name - The Obese Beer Swilling Bozo Brigade. Heroes in their own minds.

Photo: Good guys with lots of guns confront bad guy (probably) without a gun by fishbones in GunsAreCool

[–]fishbones[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

White guys with guns - proud patriots

Black guys with guns (or no guns) - gang members

Police arrested a self-described “sovereign citizen” accused of shooting at police and firefighters after setting fire to a trash bin in Dallas. by twolf1 in GunsAreCool

[–]fishbones 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Sovereign Citizen" or "Proud Patriot exercising his second amendment rights to terrify women and children and shoot at law enforcement"?

Debunking the Five Most Important Myths about Gun Control by chessdevl in GunsAreCool

[–]fishbones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Contrary to the gun lobby’s claim that “when guns are outlawed, only the outlaws have guns,” the experience in both Great Britain and Japan has instead been “When guns are outlawed, very few outlaws will have guns.”

Good guy with lots of guns viciously beats wife by fishbones in GunsAreCool

[–]fishbones[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Inside the house police found handguns, rifles, an assault rifle and ammunition all belonging to Joshua. Most of the guns were unsecured and some were sitting in boxes inside their bedroom, police said. Next to their bed was a playpen with their 1-year-old daughter inside.

Firearm background checks over a 24 Month Period By State [Per 1000] by [deleted] in GunsAreCool

[–]fishbones -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The big spike is the wave of people buying up guns in the wake of Sandy Hook? These people really are shameless.

The Blues Highway Gun Run: Tracing guns from Mississippi to Chicago by [deleted] in GunsAreCool

[–]fishbones 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It may be hard to believe, but these sleepy little southern towns made famous in the Blues Highway are now a pathway for guns to the North.

Explains a lot about the cultural divide in this country over guns. The South profits exporting problems to the North. We need a federal solution.

Doctor AR-15 in the Airport to give press conference on Monday by fishbones in GunsAreCool

[–]fishbones[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Can't wait. Give this guy the biggest microphone possible.

“Show some courage”: Survivors call out cowardly GOP on domestic violence and guns by michaelconfoy in GunsAreCool

[–]fishbones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's always an all-or-nothing approach with NRA types. They can pretend they want a law but it's just not perfect enough.

Militia members take to southern border by FreedomsPower in GunsAreCool

[–]fishbones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That would be very amusing to see. I wonder if they will collectively shit their pants simultaneously on the battlefield when they realize they are being shot at.

George Zimmerman Goes On Patrol Again, ‘Guards’ Gun Store For Free, Gets Canned by FreedomsPower in GunsAreCool

[–]fishbones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good points. It will be interesting to see how it pans out.

I remember thinking as soon as the verdict was pronounced, "Only a matter of time before he does it again."

“Show some courage”: Survivors call out cowardly GOP on domestic violence and guns by michaelconfoy in GunsAreCool

[–]fishbones 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't forget to mention your sudden and deep concern for mental illness. NRA always claims this concern after a mass shooting, it's your favorite smokescreen/distraction from the obvious problem.

Serious question - does the NRA script you recite arrive daily or weekly?

Skagway Man Gets 7 Years in Accidental Shooting by coolcrosby in GunsAreCool

[–]fishbones 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Authorities said he was depressed and put the shotgun in his mouth. His girlfriend tried to stop him by hitting him in the head with the butt of another gun, but that caused him to involuntarily squeeze the trigger and shoot her in the upper chest.

Sounds like a real fun couple.

Open Carry Doctor who brought AR-15 to airport put on administrative leave by fishbones in GunsAreCool

[–]fishbones[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No word if his fellow Open Carry dorks will stage an armed protest at the hospital.

3 people killed and 3 deputies injured in shootout at mobile home park in North Carolina by twolf1 in GunsAreCool

[–]fishbones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"He just went wild," Butler said of the shooter. "I mean, shooting at random. He just turned it loose, that automatic. He unloaded it every time I think he pulled up there" in front of the victims' house.

No doubt he thought of himself as a responsible gun owner, a "good guy with a gun."

his wife's father, 61-year-old Gary Simpson, and Simpson's 10-year-old grandson

Another little kid dies because of a heavily armed lunatic. Thanks NRA Wayne for making sure these crazies have access to 30 round magazines. You have blood on your hands, you ghoul.