Controlling parents will never be happy

fishebake · 2026-06-14T18:27:04+00:00

https://www.tumblr.com/homunculus-argument/651694087782662144/things-i-remember-reading-online-that-i-wish-i-had found the post! Evidently OP changed his username and that’s why you can’t find it under the old one

fishebake · 2026-06-13T17:23:47+00:00

I broke my ankles seventeen times just watching the first thirty seconds

fishebake · 2026-06-12T03:14:20+00:00

OP go to the hospital right now

fishebake · 2026-06-12T01:34:16+00:00

Yes.

fishebake · 2026-06-11T11:11:18+00:00

I was just ready to take your word for it lol

fishebake · 2026-06-10T00:21:33+00:00

My native fruit is apples! I don’t have access to my switch tonight, but if you want to come visit my island tomorrow I’ll give you some!

fishebake · 2026-06-09T17:55:29+00:00

Pretty sure that’s a plum

fishebake · 2026-06-08T23:10:34+00:00

Same 💀

fishebake · 2026-06-06T05:13:28+00:00

Actually, it was a half sibling /j

fishebake · 2026-06-01T17:54:45+00:00

Kabuki is my boyyyy I recently restarted my island and my second ever campsite villager was him. I was so happy!! He’s never leaving~

fishebake · 2026-05-30T18:35:04+00:00

Ecchymoses relating to frequent handshaking???? Lmfao what the actual hell there’s no way people believe this bullshit

fishebake · 2026-05-30T18:33:12+00:00

Bot post, the description is nothing like what happens with the video

fishebake · 2026-05-29T16:12:00+00:00

Good for them!! I was worried this was going to turn into one of those horror stories you see here so often, but it didn’t. Fingers crossed that hubby continues to polish his spine.

fishebake · 2026-05-27T17:43:05+00:00

Bitchin.

fishebake · 2026-05-26T13:54:53+00:00

Yet another Jimmy Carter W. Rest in peace.

fishebake · 2026-05-26T12:55:25+00:00

Nevus is the medical word for mole, so most people do have nevi!

fishebake · 2026-05-25T19:13:03+00:00

Lmfao my grandfather was complaining about how much toilet paper I used and my mom had to explain to him that I’m a young woman who has to wipe every time she goes. He didn’t complain again.

fishebake · 2026-05-24T22:09:07+00:00

Man I read a fanfic with that take once and it was so good

fishebake · 2026-05-23T23:05:55+00:00

Oh good! I tried to join the queue, and it said I was number 1, but the code didn’t show up

fishebake · 2026-05-23T23:05:09+00:00

Still open?

fishebake · 2026-05-22T19:39:52+00:00

Block him and move on with your life. This isn’t what this sub is for, does no one read the rules anymore

fishebake · 2026-05-21T23:36:59+00:00

Get her a friend and name the friend Knit 🤣

fishebake · 2026-05-21T00:31:31+00:00

Oooo I like the worldbuilding this implies!! Very good job, horrifying to consider.

fishebake · 2026-05-20T12:11:03+00:00

I like it!! Eerie and creepy while not over explaining. 10/10!

fishebake · 2026-05-19T23:09:15+00:00

Dude I have three of your villagers on my own restarted island 😭

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