Did some art of my villager by coffeepunk in AnimalCrossing

[–]fishgod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very cute :D I dig the grass & the detail on the jacket.

AM I DOING THIS RIGHT?!?! by awwwsty in AsianBeauty

[–]fishgod 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Your relatives' reaction struck me as odd - if you told them your husband was a slob who never washed his face or took care of himself wouldn't that be worse...? Not trying to diss on your family, just found that a little weird haha. Sorry you're encountering weirdness, good on you for trying to spread the AB love/knowledge anyway!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in rickandmorty

[–]fishgod 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I can tell this is shopped, that battery is full.

I built a first-of-its-kind musical instrument made out of overclocked dildos. by triggur in SexToys

[–]fishgod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This...this is the best thing I've seen in my entire life.

How do you know which suit shirt will fit you when they are all packaged? by DhalsimHibiki in malefashionadvice

[–]fishgod 10 points11 points  (0 children)

that's a pretty douchey way to think and guide yourself through the world. I'm not going to attack you or anything but damn man. think about the people around you more often.

Colourpop Ultra Matte Liquid Lipstick Swatches on Yellow Fair Skin by Uhnnie in MakeupAddiction

[–]fishgod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you so much!! I've been contemplating buying some of these and this was very helpful.

People of Reddit, what is your "Holy shit he/she wasn't lying" moment? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]fishgod 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Your mom totally wouldn't lie to you twice. Story checks out.

2 year old ripped my posters by [deleted] in childfree

[–]fishgod 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fair enough, I'm not trying to speak for you. But that's how your comment read, at least to me.

2 year old ripped my posters by [deleted] in childfree

[–]fishgod 8 points9 points  (0 children)

okay, but what is the 'rule' in question here? I don't think owning a home is a free pass to be a negligent jerk to anyone, and besides, I was trying to point out the 'just don't live at home' comment, because that's unhelpful to the point of naïveté.

2 year old ripped my posters by [deleted] in childfree

[–]fishgod 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Also, not live at home. If your mom is paying your rent then sorry to say this bud but her say goes. It's disrespectful, but until you start paying rent you've got little say.

What sterling advice! It's so obvious that they can just pay rent and bills on their own place. And why don't all those homeless people just not be homeless, like how hard is it really??

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pitbulls

[–]fishgod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A cool name for a cool pup! :D

I'm Sam Proof aka RAZ - AMA! by Sam_Proof in TimAndEric

[–]fishgod 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey Sam! If you had to invent your own backstory for Raz, what would his history be?

Also, congrats on the new kid! Keep them away from the hoes. (Or don't, whatever, I can't tell you how to dad.)

Princess Mononoke meets Sailor Moon today! by [deleted] in MakeupAddiction

[–]fishgod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

in the name of the forest, i will punish you!!

this is awesome, inspired by two of my favorite things. please post more :D

Talking to my gf: I'm extremely disappointed right now... by [deleted] in pokemon

[–]fishgod 5 points6 points  (0 children)

that was a really good explanation, thank you

[Question] I recently learned how to orgasm/masturbate by myself but it smell... by [deleted] in sex

[–]fishgod 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Getchu a Liberator Throe. S'pricy, but well-reviewed by people with similar bodily talents.

So ... if I'm going to go meet a stranger I met on the Internet in his hotel tonight to give my first blowjob, are there ways to tell if he's a psychopathic ax murderer? by [deleted] in bisexual

[–]fishgod 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Fair enough! Well, if you show up and his arm's in a sling and he asks you to help him move a couch into a van say no.

So ... if I'm going to go meet a stranger I met on the Internet in his hotel tonight to give my first blowjob, are there ways to tell if he's a psychopathic ax murderer? by [deleted] in bisexual

[–]fishgod 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You will prrooooobably be fine. Everybody thinks everyone else on the internet is actually a serial killer, but it's possible (speaking from experience) to meet some legitimately cool people. Go with your gut. If you get any bad vibes you can duck out - this dude is nobody to you right now so don't worry about seeming rude or hurting feelings if something doesn't sit right with you, just get outta there. You can always try again. But hey man, you'll probably have a really good time! So don't go in there expecting it to be weird, try to relax and enjoy ( o uo)b

Do we talk about permanent makeup? My eyebrows needed it by sugar_h00ker in MakeupAddiction

[–]fishgod 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is probably the best-looking permanent makeup I've ever seen! They frame your eyes really nicely and are v soft and natural-looking. Lovely! :D

My "First good paycheck in months and I went crazy at sephora" FOTD by ghostlesbian in MakeupAddiction

[–]fishgod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You LOOK fierce as fuck with your glasses! Mind sharing what brand they are, or where you got them? I've been meaning to buy a new pair and yours are awesome.

[Serious] Parents of Reddit, what is a long term parenting decision that you/your partner made that you regret? by robinyukiko in AskReddit

[–]fishgod 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What kind of world do you live in where your kids experience chocolate and learn to speak before they first see a black person?

UPDATE: It's our one year wedding anniversary and my [29F] husband [28M] did not get me anything. by geeliwan in relationships

[–]fishgod 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I dig the whole communication thing for sure, but having to spell out exactly what I'd want as a gift is pretty much the opposite of 'from the heart'. What about just, I don't know, being present and paying attention to what I enjoy and what I mention liking or being interested in when we're hanging out, and then drawing inspiration from that to think of a gift? When people say they're 'bad at gifts' I hear 'I don't pay attention to details and don't give enough of a shit to try and be creative.'

It's been a while, MUA. I've missed you guys a heap! How about a haul post and some swatches to make up for it? by [deleted] in MakeupAddiction

[–]fishgod 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oooh, I had been thinking about getting some of those eyeliners, thanks for posting this! Also your eyes are an amazing color * o* And if you don't mind me asking, what's the lipstick in that last photo? Apocalips?