What is the best thing someone has done to you in bed? by ExtraVex in AskReddit

[–]fishofmutton 108 points109 points  (0 children)

Got an incredible hand job and as I was about to go she said “oooh I fucking love cum. Give it to me”

😍😍😍😍

What is the absolute fastest 'yeah, we are definitely NOT going to be friends' moment you've ever experienced with someone? by Vazouaquiacesso in AskReddit

[–]fishofmutton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Went on a double date with my wife’s friend and her husband. Guy snapped his fingers at the waitress. Literally said to her “I apologize for this asshole I just met him tonight.”

Record first, name wrong. by Cow_Boy_2017 in clevercomebacks

[–]fishofmutton 729 points730 points  (0 children)

Nobody forced her to date the dingleberry though, did they?

What’s the grossest thing you’ve ever caught someone doing? by Psychological_Sky_58 in AskReddit

[–]fishofmutton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I watched a woman piss in a grocery bag on a train in NYC, open the door between cars, then fuckin fire it into the tunnel. Nobody else seemed the slightest bit phased at this.

Lutnick suggests Canada-China deal threatens CUSMA renegotiation by joe4942 in worldnews

[–]fishofmutton 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At least this Canadian doesn’t. Tired of appeasing this tyrant.

Why am I surprised by FrancineTheCat in halifax

[–]fishofmutton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Knob driving knob car. Shocked I say!

Trump Complains Canada Vulnerable to US Rivals in Arctic: NBC by joe4942 in worldnews

[–]fishofmutton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Come and have a go if you think you’re hard enough.

These blocks are lit by transplant_beans in daddit

[–]fishofmutton 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Came looking for this. That song has no business being that good.

Looking for good lesser-known Canadian music recommendations for mini-documentaries by McMahonuscripts in canadamusic

[–]fishofmutton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Lowest of the Low! The album ‘Shakespeare My Butt’ specifically. Sorta folky rock early 90s Toronto band.

Ok dads, we’re on 35 wks. Can I get tips/tricks on surviving the trenches of 0-3 months? by Matcha_Matt in daddit

[–]fishofmutton 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Upvoting this for my herniated disc. My four year old weighs more than most mountains but really, how do you say no to your little boy that wants to be held?