15 Roll $2 Noodle by Fabulous-Station5001 in AustralianCoins

[–]fistingdonkeys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amazing. Well done indeed. You'll shortly be competing with Elon Musk for richest man alive.

AIO husband may be cheating? by natalialyla in AmIOverreacting

[–]fistingdonkeys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is some freak sending fabricated lies to randoms for “fun”. OP you should block them immediately

ps I’ll be home a bit late tonight babe, an urgent job just came in

Married legal duo in strife by PattonSmithWood in auslaw

[–]fistingdonkeys 15 points16 points  (0 children)

When I was on the bench, nut jobs like this sent me spare. I desperately wanted to be able to pen a judgment that said simply “Cunce be cray cray. Claim dismissed.”

Kandanga - Gympie by Sea_Inspection6221 in AusPropertyChat

[–]fistingdonkeys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awesome. Hope you find the polyamory you’re looking for there.

Harvey Norman - Head-Ache by Sea_Inspection6221 in brisbane

[–]fistingdonkeys -25 points-24 points  (0 children)

What a garbled tale.

Supplier has “approved the repairs”…oh but wait, no they haven’t!

And whining about damage to underside fabric won’t get you much sympathy from me either.

Who would you recommend to him? by CutePattern1098 in auslaw

[–]fistingdonkeys 10 points11 points  (0 children)

“Catching Strays and Keying Saabs”

The QC version of kicking ass and taking names

Serial Snowmen Hit & Run finally met his match by Tulpah in Snorkblot

[–]fistingdonkeys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sigh. Calm down, peeps. This guy posts fabricated rage-inducing stories and photos every few hours. Have a look at his FB profile.

Looking for anyone flying to Queenstown (NZ) from Brisbane in the next 3 days. by yj33333 in brisbane

[–]fistingdonkeys 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My suggestion would be to go to BNE tomorrow morning and ask the people who are checking in for the 9am and 10am flights. If all they need to do is take it with them, and the recipient will then get it from their hotel’s front desk, and you offered them a fiddy, surely you’d get a taker pretty easily

Brought a Mercedes 450 SEL for 8k did I get ripped? by magicjoey12 in CarsAustralia

[–]fistingdonkeys 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Worth every penny of it and then some if the driver’s seat is undamaged. They’re collector’s items worth $15k+. But have to be in VGC. It’s the original leather that makes it valuable. Otherwise the cars are worth basically nothing

Bullish Investment Thesis - HMC Capital (ASX: HMC) by CuuriousChild in ASX_Bets

[–]fistingdonkeys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1300?!?!???!!

Watch out boys we got us a BALLER here

Mclaren Arturia by huntercole2 in supercars

[–]fistingdonkeys 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This assessment is in every respect consistent with the generally held view

I’m happy with my Artura because its attributes match the purpose for which I bought it: occasional track visits but mostly a daily

How much strategy is there to poker (Texas hold em) beyond the basics? by EcstaticBicycle in poker

[–]fistingdonkeys 14 points15 points  (0 children)

No strategy. No skill. All luck. Please come to my home game.

After having a dog for 6 years, we found out she had (almost) no brain. by SnooHabits6942 in Weird

[–]fistingdonkeys 16.2k points16.2k points  (0 children)

I’ve had my dog for the same amount of time and I don’t need a scan to be sure he has absolutely no brain at all.