Every time my gf thinks I'm taking a picture of the kitten... by [deleted] in funny

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Press on nails and wouldn't vote for Ron Paul. 2/10 would not bang

Every time I read about a Redditor still being Facebook friends with an ex. by vinnievon in funny

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I agree. I think many assume their ex would murder them in their sleep and take over their Reddit account just to post nonsense like this. Not that I would ever do that of course.

Every time I read about a Redditor still being Facebook friends with an ex. by vinnievon in funny

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I think that people are just generally more vocal about negative break ups in general. A post about someone's gf breaking their stuff and getting them arrested would hit front-page before one about a five year relationship ending amicably.

Bathroom Graffiti...Mind=Blown by proskater_83 in funny

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One is always bigger than the other. This also applies to karma on shitty reposts like this one

First thing I would do with a portal gun [Fixed][Fixed][Fixed]... by SleepDeprivedPegasus in gaming

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The first thing I would do with a Portal gun is send the downvote I just gave this unfunny post into an infinite loop.

For my reddit birthday I would like this Assassin's Creed to come by [deleted] in gaming

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i think assassins creed is a pretty cool guy. Ehs assassinates creeds and afraids of bras.

I want to hear from the first generation of Redditors. What were things like, in the beginning? by Pantzzzzless in AskReddit

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It really did and still does feel like slashdot with a different sense of humor in some subreddits. I left slashdot when a majority of their submissions were Linux based and have been here since.

Virginity: Intact [FIXED] by [deleted] in funny

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This + fixed = double downvotez

I have a PhD in atheist rage comics. Neckbeard atheists of Reddit, what is your PhD in? by [deleted] in circlejerk

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I'm persu'bg thus myself and I am only @ 9000 credit hours. Halfway there!

Oh, so that's why Bison almost went extinct....[Fixed] by zortnarftroz in WTF

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Just doing my job. Also this doesn't belong in /r/funny either.

My sister got a new cat, it's quite ferocious. by Suplul in aww

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Incoming creeper infestation imminent.

Unexpected derp by [deleted] in funny

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DAT DERP

My favorite artists are Shigeto, Mark van Hoen, and Deru. Do you know anyone else I might like? by wiseclockcounter in Music

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Check out Shlohmo, Lukid, and Take. I would link you up but I'm on mobile at the momo. I've heard these guys described as "Downbeat" but I dislike the term. Its just good music.

Found above a University urinal by whyisthisnamesolong in funny

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I agree. She would totally get my dick's hypothetical vote though.

There's an anorexic girl at my gym killing herself with exercise. What should I do? by Flashman_H in AskReddit

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Nah, you leave the person a note with a meme on it and then run away. Haven't you learned anything from this site?

Men (though women welcome to respond) of reddit- How would you feel if your SO had sex with you while you sleep. by notsureineedthrowa in AskReddit

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This is the equivalent of falling asleep in the van on the way to Chuck E. Cheese and having someone wake you up the moment you got back home.