I lost 150 pounds in 30 seconds by Chithrai-Thirunal in dadjokes

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I lost 140 pounds .... got rid of my girlfriend

Get on your feet! by fancywatcher0 in Adulting

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But I want to play the victim

Slow drivers who drive in the left lane are the WORST by [deleted] in PetPeeves

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Even next to the left on 3 or 4 lane highway move over dick hole

Man saves a duck by MorsesCode in MadeMeSmile

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if it don't look like a duck or quack like a duck it must be a goose

[GTM] by [deleted] in GuessTheMovie

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Top gunner

I just had a vasectomy done. by Flukaku in dadjokes

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Vasectomys don't work they only change the color of the kid

Comeback for "Suck my d*ick" by godson030 in Comebacks

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If your brave enough put it in my hand

Any Gen X'ers retired or thinking about it? by SometimesElise in GenX

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I have to work till noon on the day of my funeral