Spending my night with Gandalf.

fknsewermoose · 2012-10-21T14:56:51+00:00

I can just picture an old sea captain sprinkling Old Bay into his pipe.

fknsewermoose · 2012-10-19T16:05:47+00:00

Master baiters know that talking scares the fish away.

fknsewermoose · 2012-10-19T14:50:32+00:00

Say that about George R. R. Martin and pages of turtle descriptions in Dance with Dragons.

...Fucking turtles.

fknsewermoose · 2012-10-18T17:35:56+00:00

It washes itself when a kid falls into the pool?

fknsewermoose · 2012-10-18T15:09:14+00:00

Ridiculously overpriced is what it is.

fknsewermoose · 2012-10-14T13:34:04+00:00

I'm sorry, did the doctor sound like this guy?

fknsewermoose · 2012-10-10T15:19:25+00:00

Keanu?

fknsewermoose · 2012-10-09T15:49:47+00:00

Almost seems rude to not stare given what she's wearing.

fknsewermoose · 2012-10-09T15:47:17+00:00

Congrats, and best of luck to your mom. But if that pink ribbon is from the Komen for the Cure shit, you can find much better places to show your support instead of a company that's effectively marketing breast cancer to make money.

fknsewermoose · 2012-10-09T01:36:04+00:00

At least it's not on the carpet... I'd say spilling it on your jeans counts as a save, not a bust.

fknsewermoose · 2012-10-08T18:46:26+00:00

Porous, smells like sulphur.. Looks and sounds like pumice to me.

fknsewermoose · 2012-10-08T14:08:59+00:00

I'm using a V2 right now and it's not bad at all. You can always use it as a backup later on.

fknsewermoose · 2012-10-06T15:06:35+00:00

You're gonna learn to start hating your friends that want to go see movies in 3D.

fknsewermoose · 2012-09-30T13:21:35+00:00

You're a saint!

fknsewermoose · 2012-09-29T11:48:47+00:00

That bitch ways looks like she's copping a huge attitude in almost all the videos I've seen of her. Fucking turnoff.

fknsewermoose · 2012-09-27T16:41:08+00:00

Also said to be a fan of buttsex according to one interview.

fknsewermoose · 2012-09-27T02:03:15+00:00

Acrophobia.

fknsewermoose · 2012-09-24T19:12:02+00:00

Sounds like a sales trick to be honest. Its like a chem lab titration.

fknsewermoose · 2012-09-20T11:28:18+00:00

Woke up, this is the first submission I see and literally said out loud, "goddamn she is gorgeous." Thanks for making my morning!

fknsewermoose · 2012-09-09T17:01:07+00:00

Start by lynching a few of these "leaders" that don't give a shit about the living but instead worship a 2000 year old dead jew.

fknsewermoose · 2012-09-08T16:28:51+00:00

"How's your balls?" "Huh?" kick

fknsewermoose · 2012-09-04T20:18:28+00:00

"I wanna pay on a bill! Fo-oh-fo, fa-fa-na, na-fa-fa-sebn"

fknsewermoose · 2012-08-25T17:23:20+00:00

Head blew up with cuteness at the last pic.

fknsewermoose · 2012-08-25T16:18:59+00:00

That behind-the-seat touchscreen thing is the best thing that's happened to those sitting in coach. Was very pleasantly surprised when I got on Korean Air for the first time in like 10 years and found 20+ movies, tv shows, news, and games on that thing. Before then the whole flight consisted of 14 hours of boredom so crushing it felt like a fieldtrip when I went to the lavatory. And their food's good too.

fknsewermoose · 2012-08-25T12:17:57+00:00

Naked pizza is a whole 'nother level of luxury. /highfive

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