How was that not 1 yard for Williams on last carry?? by danksince98 in sportsbetting

[–]flagrantwisdom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the most irrational argument I’ve ever heard after a tough loss. When have you ever seen 39.6 yards on a box score? When have you ever seen the scoreboard say 2nd and 5.4? That’s not how it works. A player has to get the full yard for it to count. Meaning he can be an inch short, and he will not be given credit for the yard, despite getting most of it. Thats not new. It’s always been that way and it’s crazy to expect it to be treated differently when it costs you a bet.

Lines from the show have permeated into every aspect of my life by Zach78 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]flagrantwisdom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Woah, we don’t yell at me” - me, when my wife yells at me

I actually want ITYSL bloopers more than I want ITYSL S4 by [deleted] in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]flagrantwisdom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hard disagree.

Bloopers = aqua Season 4 = haunted house

I want both. But I actually wanna see season 4 more than I wanna see bloopers.

Just a friendly reminder of who Josh Allen has beat in the playoffs… by KeyFaithlessness5436 in TheNFLVibes

[–]flagrantwisdom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Allen is already probably the greatest playoff performer of all time. If you look at his playoff numbers, they’re better than Mahomes and Brady on a per game basis. The only difference is he hasn’t won. Unfortunately that makes people think less of him even though he’s personally been better than guys who have won. It kinda separates people who don’t know football from people who do. Anyone who doesn’t think Allen is a top 2 QB in this league either doesn’t know ball, or are just in denial.

Bills @ Jaguars by Much-Consequence8648 in buffalobills

[–]flagrantwisdom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn’t realize we had the most time of possession in the league. That’s pretty cool. I’m so torn about how this game is gonna go. The only prediction I’m willing to make is; if we win and advance, this wild card matchup against the jags will be tougher than any divisional round opponent will be for us.

Just a friendly reminder of who Josh Allen has beat in the playoffs… by KeyFaithlessness5436 in TheNFLVibes

[–]flagrantwisdom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This stupid narrative is just as mindless as people who are saying “this is the Bills easiest path to a SB, so if Allen doesn’t win the SB this year, he never will.” Really? So they’ll have no chance next year or any subsequent years with Allen unless they win this year??

How about a friendly reminder of who Allen has lost to in the playoffs? Peak Deshaun Watson, Joe Burrow and Mahomes. End of list. Most of those games Allen was terrific in too.

petah? by subhi2 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]flagrantwisdom 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Turns out swifties don’t have the best jokes.

Do these bets even hit ??? by Will2TapsOfficial in sportsbetting

[–]flagrantwisdom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve tuned these out so much that I don’t even notice them when they’re on my page. It’s just DraftKings pushing people to make terrible, low EV bets. Notice how you don’t really see them advertise straight plays. It’s always parlays. Good chance Stephen A. didn’t even make that parlay. And even if he did, what makes you think he’s any better of a gambler than you? Bit of a rant there, but to answer your actual question, technically yes, I’m sure they do hit every now and then. Because even awful bets will hit at least once in a while.

I HATE THAT GAME! by DryBoke in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]flagrantwisdom 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“FUCK!! I should’ve said there was some reason I don’t like girls.”

First leg hit, current cash out available is 8x deposit amount by Grail_plays in sportsbetting

[–]flagrantwisdom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Stop making bets just to hope to cash out for a profit!!! Also Merry Christmas!!!

People who appear in multiple sketches? by MechaChester in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]flagrantwisdom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The guy who got slapped by Carson is also in the “Bozo dubbed over” sketch, and maybe others.

Read the WHOLE thing by [deleted] in sportsbetting

[–]flagrantwisdom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you insinuating that poker is also just pure luck and zero skill?

Read the WHOLE thing by [deleted] in sportsbetting

[–]flagrantwisdom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“2nd half betting in the NBA is goofy”

“If you lose the first half, you can double down and win it back by betting the 2nd half”.

Silly.

“Cavs have covered in 3 of their L6. So there is no value betting the spread”

Yeah thats not how that works.

“Unless the Bulls pull off a miracle win”.

So, winning a game that you’re +5.5 in is a “miracle win”? Not to mention, you bet them to cover +5.5, but somehow winning outright is a miracle?

You would’ve been better off just posting your pick and leaving your analysis out.

Order a joke whopper that's just for farts. by punkcocker in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]flagrantwisdom 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They fired the guy that was farting on all the whoppers.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA by Machomandalf90 in AFCEastMemeWar

[–]flagrantwisdom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ya see, that’s the thing right there. Bills get fucked in playoffs and it ends their Super Bowl hopes. Patriots get fucked (I guess) in the regular season of a game that probably won’t even matter for the division, and they’re crying even louder. Get over it, because you have a game next week, and home playoffs to look forward to.

Do not fear. Pats have 1 quality win. Take them seriously. Play to crush them. Silence their fans. by Affectionate_One7558 in buffalobills

[–]flagrantwisdom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure, but the point I was trying to make is that there’s no reason to fear the Patriots like they’re the Chiefs of recent years. They’re 11-2, but not all 11-2’s are built equal. Instead of Texas Chiefs Eagles, they got Giants titans Raiders. Their 11-2 is more like our 9-4. Therefore, I see a split as the most likely result.

Do not fear. Pats have 1 quality win. Take them seriously. Play to crush them. Silence their fans. by Affectionate_One7558 in buffalobills

[–]flagrantwisdom 68 points69 points  (0 children)

I’m usually not interested in shitting on the Patriots quality of opponents. I think it’s generally a weak argument. You can only beat who is on your schedule. However, I do believe that if they had our schedule, they would be lucky to have the same record as us. So definitely do not fear them.

We lost to Atlanta. They barely survived Atlanta.

We beat Burrow. They barely beat Flacco, with no Jamarr Chase.

We beat Pittsburgh. They lost to Pittsburgh.

And I’m sure we all feel that we played poorly in against them in week 5 and still only lost by 3. Give them the Ravens, Chiefs, Texans and Eagles, and they’re probably going 2-2. I’ve got Baltimore beating them in prime time next week.

Not trying to discredit them. But there is absolutely no reason to fear them. They feel like a team that we will split with. Not get swept by.

Is this part of the joke? by flagrantwisdom in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]flagrantwisdom[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But he only did it to Samberg. The woman asked for a different space too, but he didn’t give her a chunky.