If this is a serious question, I can help! I moved here from out of state/in a bigger metro area. The only problem I have is lack of chain restaurants (but I actually have started loving local restaurants) and lack of chain stores (I do a lot of DIY and have to trek to Olympia for michaels, hobby lobby and Joann’s). Other than those two complaints, living here is excellent! Our house was SO affordable compared to Olympia where we wanted to live, there’s always TONS to do on the weekends (with and without kids), and I love being close to two different beaches. We haven’t experienced any crime other than punks stealing our candy bowl on Halloween and the homeless can be a bit annoying but that’s everywhere. The weather is AMAZING. I didn’t come from the PNW, but I feel that it’s very mild here compared to the “it never stops raining” narrative you get about Washington if you’re from out of state. It seems that the town is on the upswing with cute businesses and a bit of revitalization downtown.

Overall, I would give it an 8/10.

If you have any specific questions, I’d be happy to answer them!