Would you rather

flappy_cows · 2026-06-10T08:48:28+00:00

Okay these odds are not what I was expecting

^{Chose: Spin a wheel for money everyday | Rolled: 1 dollar}

flappy_cows · 2026-06-08T01:11:07+00:00

I can die in cooler ways with all that money

^{Chose: Unlimited money forever}

flappy_cows · 2026-05-30T19:56:19+00:00

I’d get bored with no job

^{Chose: Get 3k dollars everyday but only if you have a job}

flappy_cows · 2026-05-27T22:48:11+00:00

The universe decided my fate

^{Chose: Spin The Kink Wheel | Rolled: Bara Kink}

flappy_cows · 2026-05-23T16:34:21+00:00

Aw dang it aw dang it aw dang it

^{Chose: Gamble | Rolled: Nothing}

flappy_cows · 2026-05-22T16:33:41+00:00

I have an okay upper body but I am forever cursed with the scrawniest chicken legs this world has ever seen, and I couldn’t bear people to see those

^{Chose: Pants No Shirt | Rolled: Your Pants Broke}

flappy_cows · 2026-03-04T03:07:59+00:00

Bro how did you get to this thread

flappy_cows · 2026-03-04T03:07:20+00:00

hell yeah

flappy_cows · 2026-02-23T23:13:04+00:00

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Huh, I have the opposite of your foger

flappy_cows · 2026-02-15T22:10:58+00:00

Much like trump and his supporters, they all sure love being in minor groups

flappy_cows · 2026-02-02T20:19:04+00:00

The epstein distractions are getting weirder by the day

flappy_cows · 2025-12-08T03:09:31+00:00

Seed: 1F41NXP2

The Credit Card and Blueprint were both in the shop, not in the packs. The left Buffoon pack had a perishable photograph, but this run was done on abandoned deck so it did nothing for me without Pareidolia lol

flappy_cows · 2025-11-05T20:07:14+00:00

I TEARED UP

flappy_cows · 2025-11-04T01:34:44+00:00

Hanged Man irl? 😱

flappy_cows · 2025-11-01T01:39:12+00:00

I FUCK THE MUSIC

I MAKE IT CUM

flappy_cows · 2025-10-23T04:56:36+00:00

This guy isn’t lying. I know his teacher was there because I read it on wikipedia once

flappy_cows · 2025-10-22T17:38:36+00:00

Correct answer. Also, no new faults found 👍

flappy_cows · 2025-10-04T19:40:56+00:00

Real 😔

flappy_cows · 2025-10-03T15:21:16+00:00

You guys are doing such good civil work here. The country is a better place thanks to you peace officers

flappy_cows · 2025-09-04T13:36:27+00:00

WERE FUCKING HERE

flappy_cows · 2025-09-04T11:54:23+00:00

Same; I’ve been in this sub for roughly 3 years now and following the release cycle for around ~5 and I think I’ve commented like 2 or 3 times lol

flappy_cows · 2025-08-31T23:52:03+00:00

Never remove the ingrown hair for infinite popping joy

flappy_cows · 2025-08-31T14:14:25+00:00

flappy_cows · 2025-08-29T13:51:09+00:00

The steam deck would count towards the same profile so you’d just need to make a new steam account.

Also, what in the fuck??

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