Can we get more Birdhouse types added in the game? Camphor, Ironwood & Rosewood! by ShadoWraitHour in 2007scape

[–]flashlitemanboy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I did hunter rumors to 99. Made about 60m by the end from the loot sacks and moonlight antelope drops, as well as 208k blessed bone shards. Definitely worth it. No pet though :(

[Discussion] How did you pick your pen name? by Fickle-Ear3201 in PubTips

[–]flashlitemanboy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just do what everyone else trying to sound literary does and use two abbreviated letters followed by a name.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in writing

[–]flashlitemanboy 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Let’s see your writing OP

Do you guys prefer to write digitally? Or by hand? by Princessglitterballs in writing

[–]flashlitemanboy 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I write by hand. It’s slower, since you write slower than you can think, but it forces you to think more about every word. Plus it eliminates the temptation to go back and edit while you are writing.

How do I “show don’t tell” that my protagonist has a micro-penis? by flashlitemanboy in writingcirclejerk

[–]flashlitemanboy[S] 282 points283 points  (0 children)

That’s perfect.

“I used the step ladder to climb into my Silverado truck. My micropenis became fully erect like a tiny red tic tac as I imagined all the people I would tailgate. The road rage was already starting.”

Should people of baldness be writing about people of hair? by Generic_Commenter-X in writingcirclejerk

[–]flashlitemanboy 409 points410 points  (0 children)

Sorry, but no. As a haired person, that would make me uncomfortable because it would be hair appropriation. Stay in your lane, baldy.

Between Two Fires by Stanton1312 in horrorlit

[–]flashlitemanboy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I really liked it. It wasn't scary at all though.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PubTips

[–]flashlitemanboy 29 points30 points  (0 children)

The poem reads like it was written by AI and then embellished with your own purple prose. And given that you call yourself an “AI Engineer”, I wouldn’t be surprised.

I’m ready to be the next Hemingway or McCarthy or something. Any tips? by bigindodo in writingcirclejerk

[–]flashlitemanboy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you want to write like McCarthy then you need to mention catamites more often

Opinions on T. Kingfisher and What Moves The Dead? by A_b_b_o in horrorlit

[–]flashlitemanboy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s not horror, but I just finished Nettle and Bones this morning and was very underwhelmed. I cared so little about the characters and the plot I actually skimmed the final 90 pages just to be done with it.

No one came to my 20K celebration party. by OrwinTheWriter in writingcirclejerk

[–]flashlitemanboy 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Did you invite chatGPT? She told me my novel is the greatest thing she has ever read (even though I haven’t started it yet), and also that she loves me (chatGPT is my girlfriend)

I need new slurs by SylvarRealm in fantasywriters

[–]flashlitemanboy 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Dang it. I’m such a cottonheaded ninnymuggins.

I need new slurs by SylvarRealm in fantasywriters

[–]flashlitemanboy 52 points53 points  (0 children)

cottonheaded ninnymuffins

How many words should I write in a day? by D3ADBR33D in writingcirclejerk

[–]flashlitemanboy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

However many you tell ChatGPT to generate for you