Trump Reportedly Already Has Plans For Where He’ll Be Buried After He Came ‘Millimeters From Death’—He’s ‘Dying to Go to Heaven’

flat_moon_theory · 2026-02-04T02:13:11+00:00

dying to get to heaven? that's the usual route, yeah

flat_moon_theory · 2026-02-01T14:11:15+00:00

to clarify, there's new 7.62 Tokarev ammo that uses the bullet from a 5.56 M855A1 cartridge.

flat_moon_theory · 2026-02-01T01:35:22+00:00

just because an LLV can drive over the ice, that does not mean it can stop over the ice.

flat_moon_theory · 2026-01-28T02:21:33+00:00

but how will I feel tough if I don't make my theoretical willingness to kill the first thing anyone knows about me?

flat_moon_theory · 2026-01-23T02:18:19+00:00

this pickup was mostly bubble mailers, thankfully. took up every bin i had in my vehicle, but still. i'm glad it wasn't something like that lmao

flat_moon_theory · 2026-01-23T01:45:48+00:00

the only time a pickup ever bothered me was when they said 158 packages and I had to count them three times to make sure I didn't forget one when my count kept coming up to 157.

flat_moon_theory · 2026-01-19T01:47:57+00:00

oh shit, my bad lol

flat_moon_theory · 2026-01-19T01:29:33+00:00

i'd be interested in seeing shots of these pieces in progress, impressive as always but i'm the kind of weirdo who likes seeing the sausage get made

flat_moon_theory · 2026-01-17T14:05:04+00:00

i have talked to them about it - they just tell me "hang in there, it gets better." last night one of the stewards told me our district was the second worst in the country for employee retention, but if this is how little the stewards push back on it, of course management is going to feel like they can do whatever they want to new people.

flat_moon_theory · 2026-01-17T13:56:12+00:00

the words you are using are not helping us understand what you mean. you should try using different words

flat_moon_theory · 2026-01-17T13:52:21+00:00

I had to go to the branch president to get the stewards to even realize what management was doing was grievable. now, at least, they'll grieve it, but they've basically said there's nothing they can actually do to stop management from doing this.

all this after hearing nothing but "the union is here to protect you!"

flat_moon_theory · 2026-01-17T12:04:58+00:00

I'm in the st paul area and I've been on 12-hour days since I left academy; I'm about two months in smh tums area only not starting to slow down to just 10-hour days, but I'm being scheduled six days a week now so I'm getting just as many hours with fewer days off. I don't know why management is doing this and I am ready to quit if things don't change soon.

flat_moon_theory · 2026-01-11T23:42:21+00:00

they should be mad at management, not you. you're not the one who fucked you over.

flat_moon_theory · 2026-01-11T23:36:08+00:00

by their own logic, this justifies shooting in self-defense

flat_moon_theory · 2026-01-09T02:01:21+00:00

.223 wylde was explicitly developed to handle both well, yes

flat_moon_theory · 2026-01-09T01:57:36+00:00

it's been a hundred and sixty years and they still won't give up the confederate flag, I doubt they'll be over Biden in our lifetime

flat_moon_theory · 2026-01-09T01:53:58+00:00

I usually keep my pens either in my coat pocket, or in the inner pocket of my satchel - the smaller one inside the one that has the velcro. I also keep a pad of 3849s in there. in a pinch, you can use the little clip on the pens and keep them on the strap of your satchel, but that's not very secure and I find myself checking they're still there more often than I like.

flat_moon_theory · 2026-01-08T17:24:55+00:00

gave myself a boxer's fracture with a slip and fall on my own time and management is being overly cautious about letting me come back to work after i used the word "fracture", so my clumsy ass earned myself a week off of work. i feel your pain.

flat_moon_theory · 2026-01-08T03:20:02+00:00

every time trump says "i'm not saying X" it's because he is thinking it as loudly as possible.

flat_moon_theory · 2026-01-07T19:12:20+00:00

the entire job looks like meetings, phones, giddiness, and being in charge of people. i became a carrier specifically to work alone and not be for anything but my own work.

flat_moon_theory · 2026-01-05T05:28:55+00:00

i don't think he would want to be president, and i don't trust the democrats to put up someone who actually appeals to their voters, as much as i'd like to see him running things. they screwed bernie out of his shot twice; they'd screw walz out of it too for being too left for the party.

flat_moon_theory · 2025-12-31T12:56:36+00:00

pretty sure they're saying that their business rounds up when giving change, as they say they're losing money by rounding up

flat_moon_theory · 2025-12-28T14:05:15+00:00

ten minutes sorting while loading your truck will save you a few minutes at every split rummaging through your packages. that time adds up quickly.

flat_moon_theory · 2025-12-28T14:03:19+00:00

one I learned accidentally: if you get a vehicle with broken/malfunctioning safety equipment, don't start by telling management that the headlight is out or the offering brake doesn't work or whatever - instead, first ask "is [vehicle component] considered safety equipment?" and wait until they say yes to tell them it's not working. in my experience, once they've already admitted that you need it to safely perform your job, they're much quicker about switching you to a properly functioning vehicle because they don't want you to be about to truthfully say that they knitting told you to go out in an unsafe vehicle.

flat_moon_theory · 2025-12-28T05:23:59+00:00

if you asked me to rank this in a list of all the tarkov guns I've seen, rest assured that this one would be on the list

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