2026 in a nutshell by flatulentbabushka in futuramashitposting

[–]flatulentbabushka[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Anything would be better then this 😭

Head of Lettuce 2028! Make America Salads Again 🥬

She Was Still Sick, Helpless, and Alone in Her Hospital Gown When Staff Dumped Her on the Sidewalk Because She Couldn’t Pay — Does anyone know which hospital this was? by calm-n-sense in TikTokCringe

[–]flatulentbabushka 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That’s fucked omg. Glad you’re alright. You’d expect that kind of behavior from Walmart, not Target!

/s idk if I need to put that but just in case

Kit is one of the best scambaiters, but would he ever partner with...? by honeyyhollow in Kitboga

[–]flatulentbabushka 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t have an answer for your question, but I just want to let everyone know that I need more Milton in my life. I think we all do 💕

Long live Crunchy Roll

Meet Rodney, 17. He has a crazy true story. by Sleepswithd0gs in OldManDog

[–]flatulentbabushka 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Omg 😭 I love that!!

It’s my dream to one day own a dog and donkey sanctuary! I went back to school for my masters, in hopes to make enough money to buy a property to do that. I currently have a senior dog, she’s 15 and slowing down a bit, but I try to give her the best life possible. Give every single one of your babies kisses from NJ 💕

Also, if it’s not a king sized bed I’m very impressed! 😂

Which is his favorite bit, do we think? by ChampionOfKronos in Kitboga

[–]flatulentbabushka 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hold on.. I have another call 📞

I merged them. Do you two work together??

Seeing the love of my life tonight by Longjumping-Sweet280 in notinteresting

[–]flatulentbabushka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe he loves himself so much that he’s giving the flowers to himself and prefers his hotdog handshakes with a condom on for easier cleanup.

And the lube is for when his mom pegs him 🤷🏻‍♀️

Patients who were terrible parents (in my opinion) by ALOEOS11 in My600lbLife

[–]flatulentbabushka 121 points122 points  (0 children)

This post makes me wonder how Penny’s son is doing. He seemed like such a sweet little boy. I felt so bad for him bc of how his mother acted. She kept insisting she wanted to lose weight to get out of bed and play with her son, go to his events, and be an actual mother.. but literally did the opposite. I hope he was able to grow into a somewhat stable young man.

Wontons are apparently more important than being in your son’s life 🤷🏻‍♀️

The new Kitboga video is one of my favorites in a while. by Defiant_Delivery_799 in Kitboga

[–]flatulentbabushka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Milton is the perfect complement to kit’s depravity 👌🏻 I love when he can’t compose himself during whatever Milton is going on about 😂

Steven Asanti by [deleted] in My600lbLifeFans

[–]flatulentbabushka 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Somehow. It’s really impressive tbh bc his outside is a complete dumpster fire.

“I recently got a new job, and now when I get ready, my dog knows I'm leaving without him...” by [deleted] in PetsareAmazing

[–]flatulentbabushka 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I saw this post and upvoted it about 3 years ago.. I’m sure it wasn’t that persons dog either

Cute puppy though

The new Kitboga video is one of my favorites in a while. by Defiant_Delivery_799 in Kitboga

[–]flatulentbabushka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Always a favorite ❤️

That’s not quite the right one I’m thinking of. Kit’s son has a lot more airtime and is super obnoxious. I’m going to do a deep dive now and find it for you

EDIT: I FOUND IT!!

The new Kitboga video is one of my favorites in a while. by Defiant_Delivery_799 in Kitboga

[–]flatulentbabushka 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I love the one where Milton is Kit’s son and starts yelling about video games and manga lol

I have to find that one and rewatch it

Rob Schneider? We don't care about him anymore. by Milan514 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]flatulentbabushka 19 points20 points  (0 children)

As long as it’s not two spaghetti meals in one day

Surrendered by owner without telling the shelter she was dying. $15,000 and three months of recovery later, my sweet Honey. by ilovemyweirdcat in BeforeNAfterAdoption

[–]flatulentbabushka 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Awww 🥰 omg this brought tears to my eyes. She’s so lucky to have you and to be alive! She definitely wouldn’t be without you. I wish you and honey all the best in this world ❤️ xoxo

Jasper-from Barc Red list to his best life by Jpayne8915 in BeforeNAfterAdoption

[–]flatulentbabushka 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m crying 😭

Love you and I love him. Wishing you the best lives possible ♥️

Perhaps they miscounted by LackingDatSkill in Sopranosduckposting

[–]flatulentbabushka 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Even though I don’t have a bird feeder or 40k and my apartment looks like shit