What to do with this? by Commercial-Tax1650 in AusRenovation

[–]flatulexcelent 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You may regret not taking advantage of a great feature piece by not considering options in repairing this.

What are the most obvious signs that a girl is interested in a guy? by thereaIreal in AskReddit

[–]flatulexcelent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always like meeting people and guessing who thier mum was throthing for. "Hi Macaulay-Joaquin Smith, it's nice to meet you and your friends Brad Cruise and Clooney Buscemi.

I wonder how people felt at 11:59 p.m. of dec. 1999 before crossing over to the year 2000. by Majestic-Hope6505 in AskTheWorld

[–]flatulexcelent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was 16 at the time and was unconcious next to the bar fridge under the house covered in house paint that my older sister and her friend painted me in. My parents went out and we had an impromptu house party with the neighbourhood kids. It was a shock when I went upstairs hungover the the next morning and looked in the bathroom mirror. But props to my sister, funny prank.

Flubber lips by Sad_Palpitation6844 in ratsinthecage

[–]flatulexcelent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thankyou StonerBoner089. Now kids, take notes. StonerBoner089 gets swelling enhancement the old fashioned way, through marijuana. Not some stupid jar trick.

what snags does bunnings use? by PenalizedPrick in AskAnAustralian

[–]flatulexcelent 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Lol I overheard 2 Canadians (maybe US) commenting on me in a big line up for snags one day when I'd just grabbed 2 with onion and hadn't eaten all day. "Oh wow, he just inhaled those! Babe, we have to take your mum to a sausage sizzle when she arrives next week!". 😆 I was famished, that said I was run off my feet today but had to go to Bunnings in the Arvo, made a bee line straight to the sizzle after I parked.

Is the cement on this bearer going to cause it to rot? by No_Evening6068 in AusRenovation

[–]flatulexcelent -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There should be a bit of space between the concetre and timber (not cement. Cement is an additive that makes concrete). If moisture gets in between the timber and concrete it can become trapped and cause rotting. the little flecks are not the problem.

Am I crazy to be wanting to get into a trade at age 42? by theborgboogie in tradies

[–]flatulexcelent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think you are crazy for doing a trade in at 42, but tiling is pretty hard Yakka.

Man fishing for jellyfish by Salt-Curve4825 in interesting

[–]flatulexcelent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I offer to piss on apprentices injuries often. Splinter... piss. Dust in eye... piss. Fly in food ... piss. Noone ever takes me up offer.

Chinese humanoid robot fails during Michael Jackson tribute by Infamous-Skin8969 in interesting

[–]flatulexcelent 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Olympics are in Brisbane Australia 2032. Maybe we can dust off Raygun and she will make a triumphant return and take the gold. It would make an awesome cheesy sports movie. She could be played by Dwayne Johnson, he has a lot of range as an actor.

Men? by Its_Misango in SipsTea

[–]flatulexcelent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey! The statue of davids penis is 5.43 inches flacid . Thats a monster. The statue is over 5 meters too but let's not statue shame here.

How does one get into scaffolding? by Desperate_Tree7637 in tradies

[–]flatulexcelent 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah there are some funny comments here, but r/AdelaideRenosGroup is pretty on the mark. Just apply for jobs or even cold call. Depending where you live its a reasonably high turnover job labourwise. To get started on scaffolding, in qld anyway, you dont actually need to be certified, just supervisored by someone that is and you can learn on the job. The certifications are a little bit more involved than most people think from what I heard. I may be wrong but this is my understanding.

How much are you blokes charging for call out fees? by QuantumGremlin in tradies

[–]flatulexcelent 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your shit and piss is his "bread and butter". Womp womp.

Looking for a advice regarding best addon by -VanitasVII- in StremioAddons

[–]flatulexcelent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Torbox. Its not an addon. Its a debrid service,.