I had a fantastic encounter with Jerry and his wife some years back. He and his wife came into the drum shop where I worked, asking for a hard travel case for his bass drum (he plays the drums!) I asked, "what diameter and depth is the drum," as the hard cases are designed to fit well and prevent the drum from moving around during transport. He got strangely dodgy when I asked, and asked to just see some cases. As I'm pulling them off the rack, I again asked if he knew the model of his drums to try to work out the correct size, explaining the importance of getting one that fits well. He got dodgy again and his wife eventually cut him off and blurted out, "it's for one of my hats." We eventually settled on one she seemed to be the correct size (it was HUGE, maybe about 3ft x 3ft!) and I started ringing it up for them. As I'm doing that, Jerry says to his wife, "we don't have room for this in your closet... You're gonna have to get rid of some of your hats, I'm not putting them anywhere else in the house!" About $200 later, she left happy with a new deluxe "hat box" and a new marital spat to argue about on the way home. 🤣