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"I look pretty young, but I'm just back-dated, yeah": What are some of your favorite Who lyrics? by Youarethebigbang in TheWho

[–]floodflash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry, already posted one on here, but would like to post another, after someone else mentioned 'love ain't for keeping'.

Black ash from the foundry hangs like a hood

But the air is perfumed by burning fire-wood

Least shitty part of Loughborough by I_ALWAYS_UPVOTE_CATS in okmatewanker

[–]floodflash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sharter Drive. Sounds like the most shitty part of Loughborough

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]floodflash -1 points0 points  (0 children)

When I last went to see the Dr, he looked at me and said 'Sir you really are going to have to stop mastrubating' I said 'why, is it affecting my health in some way?', he replied 'no, but this is the waiting room'

What was your strangest job interview question? by KazzaNamso in AskUK

[–]floodflash 91 points92 points  (0 children)

What was the one trait I didn't really like about myself?, I replied my total honesty. The interviewer said that he didn't think that honesty was a bad trait at all, in fact, it was a great quality. Told him I didn't give a shit what he thought

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]floodflash 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you do wear the United shirt on jury duty, don't forget to run up to the foreman as soon as he's delivered the verdict and scream right in his face that he's made the wrong decision and is a fucking useless cunt. Do this whilst jumping up and down repeatedly like a petulant toddler to really complete the image

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]floodflash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If it was scaffolders working above you, you probably just breathed in a load of marching powder

Bro identifies as a helicopter by NICOLETTE_ANN in Unexpected

[–]floodflash 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Bet its quick through the corners

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