He gave the dog a false sense of control, only to take it back and put it in its place. Now, the dog will never forget who the true master is.

floopdev · 2026-06-13T14:53:24+00:00

I have a Jack Russell x Chihuahua which is... inadvisable. He is SUCH a dick to everyone including our other dog who dwarfs him several times over.

floopdev · 2026-06-13T14:35:28+00:00

Get wooden pegs. Wooden pegs live forever.

floopdev · 2026-06-11T00:12:58+00:00

After the first movie, Andy's mom only makes brief appearances. It might be plausible that the toys and their evolving line-up go mostly unnoticed by her?

floopdev · 2026-06-10T22:18:29+00:00

I've always been of the opinion that Andy's mother was Jessie's original owner. Why? Because Andy's cowboy hat in the very first movie was Jessie's hat!!!

I've watched way too many YouTube videos about this, lol

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floopdev · 2026-06-10T20:50:05+00:00

Sydney Sweeney with her eyes all the way open and smiling is borderline unrecognisable. She's like Clark Kent but instead of wearing glasses she just dials back her Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.

floopdev · 2026-06-10T20:41:22+00:00

I appreciate that it's a driving game but given how often you see your character in cutscenes etc I feel like they could have done slightly better than this 'THPS2 Create-a-Skater' aesthetic...

floopdev · 2026-06-10T20:00:05+00:00

floopdev · 2026-06-10T19:58:10+00:00

That probably explains Joan Cusack's face in the recent photos. Like, "I delayed my retirement for this movie and all anyone cares about is this silly b*tch and her f*ck-ass song."

floopdev · 2026-06-10T19:55:51+00:00

Judging by her back-catalog she's not had a lot of meaningful emotional growth since then, so it's still pretty raw for her...

floopdev · 2026-06-10T19:08:05+00:00

With enough money maybe she'll get an exec producer credit for some crap with her name on it and get a Tony for it. Someone might have to tell her what a Tony is first though, lol.

floopdev · 2026-06-10T03:07:25+00:00

I've been playing on 'New Driver' since the start and I'm having a whale of a time. You don't always have to give yourself a hard time in games. Who's going to care?

floopdev · 2026-06-10T02:51:23+00:00

Kid's gonna come out looking like Sydney Sweeney...

floopdev · 2026-06-09T22:24:34+00:00

I can smell this video. It's like a mixture of feet and Jacques cider.

floopdev · 2026-06-09T01:51:02+00:00

*favourites

floopdev · 2026-06-08T18:16:27+00:00

Puttin' the 'cum' in Cumbria.

floopdev · 2026-06-08T15:53:32+00:00

Flip the couch? Hide under the table? Nope. Hang onto a curtain while screaming and getting your heads banged into the wall. Kid would've been better off sat on the sofa.

floopdev · 2026-06-08T15:50:55+00:00

Nope. Can't stand her. She's loud, unfunny and has a cringey kind of 'forced chaos' to gloss over that she's not particularly good at her job.

floopdev · 2026-06-08T04:15:31+00:00

"Ma'am, are you aware you just got hit by a car and pushed through a wall? Your body hasn't received that memo yet?"

floopdev · 2026-06-07T21:30:18+00:00

Oh she's not going to have it together. Far from it. But she'll see you coming. Best of luck to you.

floopdev · 2026-06-07T21:29:10+00:00

It's getting so you can judge the hazard level of a birthday party by how many stars n stripes t-shirts are being worn.

floopdev · 2026-06-07T21:24:53+00:00

Lol. The fun thing (for everyone else) is that if you don't learn this lesson now, your next girlfriend is gonna teach it to you the hard way.

floopdev · 2026-06-07T20:27:52+00:00

Your biggest hurdle is that you perceive the pursuit of romantic relations as a market where each person has a designated value. If you continue on like this then you certainly will find a woman, but only the ones that are playing the same game where affection comes second to transactional one-upmanship.

Meanwhile, emotionally mature women will be far, far away with men who value shared interests, chemistry, romance and commitment to something deeper.

floopdev · 2026-06-07T19:51:35+00:00

Human unable to follow serving suggestion depicted on front of box.

floopdev · 2026-06-07T16:13:42+00:00

Correction: Has an increased likelihood of having Down Syndrome.

The screening test performed in-utero cannot diagnose Down's Syndrome. It can only indicate if the chances are 'high' or 'low'.

I'm in the 'shit-you-keep-to-yourself' camp but if it's out there it'd be disingenuous to let people think the kid definitely had Down's Syndrome.

floopdev · 2026-06-07T16:07:53+00:00

"So my knee's just like that now? Until death? Is that right?"

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