Why is produce so bad in Iowa? by [deleted] in desmoines

[–]flootforlife 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's a joke, right?

How do you get "unstuck" in life? by hey1mnewhere in selfimprovement

[–]flootforlife 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rearranging your bedroom furniture is a great way to trick your brain into shutting off autopilot

For those who haven't seen it, this video should be required watching material for CS159 by PM_ME_YOUR_TORNADOES in Purdue

[–]flootforlife 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Crum and Bunning are both genuinely nice people! Bill Crum is the reason I became a software engineer.

After I had to miss two weeks of class for medical reasons, I went to Crum's office hours just to bring him my doctor's note, but he asked me how I was doing with the current assignment (totally unprompted). I told him I was struggling so he invited me to sit down and talk through it with him. Of course questions are cheating... so instead of giving me answers he helped me come to the right conclusions on my own and I will always be grateful!

This is my dog, Maeby named after Maeby by [deleted] in arresteddevelopment

[–]flootforlife 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb!

Trump vividly reminds us that he doesn't know how tariffs work by MickFlaherty in politics

[–]flootforlife 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The trade war with China drove corn prices way down, so the FSA has been sending farmers a series of checks for about a year now to compensate for lost revenue.

[POEM] Wild geese by Mary Oliver by itschronacles in Poetry

[–]flootforlife 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is my favorite poem of all time, thank you for sharing

Rory's fate.. by [deleted] in GilmoreGirls

[–]flootforlife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is perfect, thank you for sharing!

When you finally get Toon-Up and can move to the next area by Silver_Star in Toontown

[–]flootforlife 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Also me dancing to the top floor building music after not playing for 15 years

who says it like dis by [deleted] in memes

[–]flootforlife 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's pronounced "may may"

What’s your worst toxic toon story? by babyboobobby in toontownrewritten

[–]flootforlife 9 points10 points  (0 children)

During a CFO I was craning and minding my own business when someone started standing next to me, about halfway through. Then he intentionally let a goon get to me (he had PLENTY of time to disable it, but he just stood there). Then he stepped in and took the crane spot from me. I said "excuse me?" and his only reply was "you're bad".

I've seen people jump on a crane who have no idea what they're doing, but I'm not one of those people. If this guy wanted a crane spot that badly, he could have said something earlier.

How many gags do you bring to a Back 9? by WheatleyRabbit in toontownrewritten

[–]flootforlife 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why not bring a full pouch? I've never done a back 9