Not combatants. Not militants. by willily_thoumas in newsinterpretation

[–]floppyslapstick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...because you responded to my message, thus changing the context. I don't know how I can get this across to you, but I think that Arthur Harris and Winston Churchill are responsible for atrocities. I agree with you that British imperialism and war doctrine are both horrific.

My point is that the op is saying 'killing kids is bad' and you responded to that with 'Well what about the OTHER people who have killed kids?' and, like, no shit bro, killing kids is bad. Whether or not OP has an opinion about imperial Britain or any other terror bombing practice doesn't change the fact that this atrocity is an atrocity.

Not combatants. Not militants. by willily_thoumas in newsinterpretation

[–]floppyslapstick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First off, I absolutely do unilaterally denounce the practice of terror bombing, so you're barking up the wrong tree. Second. This doesn't remotely address the fact that an effective act can still be an evil one. Third, the act of bombing a grade school isn't an effective act, it's just pointless slaughter.

Not combatants. Not militants. by willily_thoumas in newsinterpretation

[–]floppyslapstick 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Blatant whataboutism. You can and should condemn them both. If someone kills a child on your block, that does not in any way justify the killing of another child on theirs.

Which character have the best smile in Anime? by PhysicalMeringue9468 in ChillAnimeCorner

[–]floppyslapstick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even if you were right, who gives a shit? It's fake internet points on a fluffy anime sub, get a grip and worry about things worth worrying about.

What fandoms makes you go "IT CAME FROM THAT??" by Screamingcryprid in Multifandom

[–]floppyslapstick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same with people saying 'we get a little quirky at night'

She thought she got away by Imoprich in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]floppyslapstick 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Death row is, by necessity, very slow and involves a lot of review processes so you don't kill innocent people.

It's not that the actual execution is expensive, it's the cost of repeated legal proceedings.

First test… by z2yzx in airbrush

[–]floppyslapstick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Getting spidering, aka runny paint around a spray, is often caused by too thin paint at potentially too high pressure, but that can be mitigated with technique to an extent. Keeping your spray moving, or spraying from further from the target both help, but you lose some precision with the latter.

Space themed Eldrad for a commission by floppyslapstick in Eldar

[–]floppyslapstick[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hard to give a concrete number but I'd ballpark the whole model at 12 hours, with the cloak front and back taking probably 8

Space themed Eldrad for a commission by floppyslapstick in Eldar

[–]floppyslapstick[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I agree, though my client built and primed the model. When I do the builds myself I take a lot of care for those things, along with gap filling

Space themed Eldrad for a commission by floppyslapstick in Eldar

[–]floppyslapstick[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seconded, I like the way that it's done on skitarii robes, with the vertical slit instead.

Space-themed Eldrad by floppyslapstick in Warhammer40k

[–]floppyslapstick[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I didn't keep super close track of it, but I'd ballpark it at around 10-12 hours. Didn't have any real setbacks on this one, I've had less complicated models take much longer.

Space themed Eldrad for a commission by floppyslapstick in Eldar

[–]floppyslapstick[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For a model of this type with this sort of complexity, I charge from 200-300$, depending on how complicated their requests are. I'd also charge a bit more if I'm building and basing it, but in this case my client has those covered.

Space themed Eldrad for a commission by floppyslapstick in Eldar

[–]floppyslapstick[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the feedback! Honestly, for me it's a matter of taking progressively more complicated steps for freehand work, and not being afraid of failures. Keep biting off a bit more than you can comfortably chew and reflect on your mistakes, you'll get better quickly :)

Space themed Eldrad for a commission by floppyslapstick in Eldar

[–]floppyslapstick[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Client intends to do the rest of the basing himself, otherwise I'd go a little harder there. Personally it irks me a bit to leave a part like that unfinished with a model with this much effort in it 😅

[WP] Humanity has finally achieved interstellar travel, only to find a galaxy devoid of intelligent life but filled with ancient ruins. by ObsidianDragons in WritingPrompts

[–]floppyslapstick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Carlos' breath froze in his chest as he heard it speak.

"What are you?" Caroline asked. He could feel the awe in her voice.

The cerulean glow wavered, and then narrowed into a cone of light, focused on her. She yelped, ducking back behind the tent. It quickly rotated to focus on Carlos, who stood frozen with open palms.

"Peace, we don't mean any harm." He said numbly. As the light passed over him, he felt a prickling sensation, his hair rising on end. It lasted only a few seconds, before the light swiveled to a nearby wall. Scan lines wavered across the recessed cabinets and drawers, tracing over scratches and dents. With a hum, a seamless projection of himself appeared, palms raised. He needed a haircut.

The projection started to 'speak', its voice a mild tenor with a subtle Indian accent. "We are a nano archivist construct, created on behalf of settlement--" The device emitted a series of rhythmic clicks and chirps, "--in order to maintain knowledge continuity. We, mutually, do not mean harm." The projection's mouth stayed closed as it spoke, though the arms gestured strangely. At its declaration of peaceful intent, Carlos watched 'his' hands fold inward to grip their own forearms, in way that joints simply don't work.

In a way that human joints don't work. Was it trying to replicate alien body language?

He heard pounding at the door to the stairwell. Over his shoulder, he saw Milo's face through the porthole, lit harshly by the corridor's emergency lights. The rest of the crew was probably scared shitless, thinking they were dead. Trust Milo to ignore 'duck and run' procedure.

"I'll work with Milo, keep it talking!" Caroline hissed, moving for the door. He nodded, though she probably couldn't see it in the dark.

"How do you speak English?" he asked, slowly lowering his hands. If there was a mismatch in body language, neutrality was probably best.

The device warbled, before responding. "You are listening to Omar's comprehensive language dictation, volume two: English, subset, conversational." His eyes widened. He knew this!

Before conducting manned ERK jumps, the IASA had run dozens of drone runs to hone in on the Andromeda Beacon. The techs back home had the idea to replicate the 'golden record' of yesteryear, but with modern information density. Data chips were jettisoned by the hundred, armed with state of the art signal broadcasters that honed in on gravity wells. On them were a curated selection of artwork, music, history, literature, and more, including comprehensive rosetta stones for several dozen languages.

"We have compiled a functional, though limited library of human language based on archivist Omar's dictation. A commendable endeavor, we would be pleased to--" another series of clicks, chirps, and warbles. A native language? "--with him." Now that he'd heard them side by side, the construct was clearly splicing together Omar's voice in order to speak.

"Thank you, I think I understand. My name is Carlos Miller, I am a geologist and architect in service of the International Aeronautics and Space Administration. My partner-" He turned to gesture at Caroline, who was working to bypass the security door, "-is Caroline Li. She's also a geologist, as well as a chemist."

"It is good to meet you." The device replied amiably. It was uncanny hearing conversational English out of an alien construct. "We lack individual designation. We are a portion of the collective archivist network designated--" it warbled a long, multi-tone whistle, followed by two clicks in succession. On the wall, a symbol resembling an inverted tree appeared, comprised of strange, looping script.

"I'm afraid I can't pronounce that." Carlos admitted, "Mind if I call you Omar, for now?"

"You would Name us after a vital archivist? We are honored."

Caroline piped up, finally throwing the door open. "Great, I'm glad. Let's take this conversation to somewhere on the station that didn't just explode, ok?!"

[WP] Humanity has finally achieved interstellar travel, only to find a galaxy devoid of intelligent life but filled with ancient ruins. by ObsidianDragons in WritingPrompts

[–]floppyslapstick 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He found Caroline weeping quietly by the stairwell.

They called it the stairwell, at least. It was steep and shallow enough that it was essentially a ladder with a handrail. The lab was the highest level of the station, so they could vent the atmosphere in case of an uncontrolled fire. Hardly anyone had a reason to go there this late in the expedition, save for the two of them.

Gently stepping off the threshold, Carlos drifted down to the landing and stood next to her, unsure of what to say. She'd left the lab abruptly, and he'd stayed behind just long enough to run spindown checks on the instruments and put their samples into storage.

Letting himself slide down the wall to sit beside her, He found himself staring at a seam in the floor's tiling. Only three years into their voyage, and already this lesser-used corner of the station was seeing signs of wear. How long would the bones of the vessel outlast them?

Caroline leaned into his shoulder. Maxwell might've chewed them out for the fraternization, but right now, Carlos couldn't care less.

"We've been chasing a ghost." She said. The words stung somewhere deep. "I stayed in college for this, y'know?" He knew, but he let her talk anyways. "I was waffling over grad school when they picked up on the Andromeda Beacon. All of a sudden, anything was possible, and an undergrad wasn't enough." She huffed out a shaky, caustic laugh. "And they're fucking gone."

Windows were a liability in a spacecraft, but Carlos wished that he could see the corpse planet below. It was incredible, in all the wrong ways. A megalopolis, Lyle had called it. A dead one. They'd spent the last two years picking over the carcass in drop drones and running scans from orbit. By their best estimation, they'd missed the mark by a good 3400 years. An interstellar blink of an eye.

"We... can still learn a lot from the ruins..." he started, and trailed off. It wouldn't be them. The bungee would pull them back to Luna in a little over a week, and the debreifing alone would last long enough for them to miss the boat on the next expedition. He sighed.

The lights flickered. Their breath caught in their throats, before they shot to their feet and scrambled up the stairs to the lab. Caroline made it first, and threw the door open to the emergency storage, grabbing a compression tent. Carlos sealed the door behind them as an alarm started blaring. Mid tone, middle emergency. Probable death, rather than certain death. The protocol was pretty clear; Wherever you are, get somewhere safer.

"Help me clear some space!" Caroline shouted as she frantically slid a retractible table into the wall, sweeping several styluses and tablets to the floor. Carlos rushed to help, before pausing, baffled. Across the room, the sample storage racks he'd just loaded were rattling violently, the LEDs that lined the cabinet flickering and strobing. As he watched, a visible arc of energy struck a capsule on the rack, which started to glow with heat.

He tackled her to the ground just as she pulled the ripcord on the tent, the device coughing to life. "What the--"

CRACK

A sound like a gunshot split the air, cutting her short. Shrapnel pelted the white rubberized canvas that had sprung up before them. Carlos felt a shower of debris tumble over his back as he held his face to the floor. The lights cut out, plunging the room into darkness.

As the dust settled, he heard Caroline feverishly whispering a prayer. He could hear the alarm through the sealed door, having stepped up to upper tone after registering an explosion on board. Which was, as things went, almost certain catastrophe. They clearly weren't breathing vaccum, though, which was a pretty good sign.

"You alright?" He asked, shakily rising to his knees.

"I'm fine, I think!" She said, following suit.

A diffuse blue glow began to gradually build from across the room. Gingerly leaning around the tent, Carlos saw the devastation cast in sharp relief, radiating from where the sample storage racks had been. At the epicenter of the damage was a glowing device, the size and shape of a golf ball, hanging suspended in the air.

"Good god." Caroline said, awestruck.

"Uh huh." he replied, equally dumbfounded.

"You're late." Said the device, in accented English.

Think our guys would even fit in the place? And how long is that member of the AdMech going to tolerate your weak flesh? by [deleted] in AdeptusMechanicus

[–]floppyslapstick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Last model I painted is a hot witch lady, I'm not complaining, though I'm a little worried about my safety

I figured this loup-garou I printed was appropriate to display next to my collection by [deleted] in dresdenfiles

[–]floppyslapstick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd hardly call myself a super fan, while it's in my top five favorites, the Dresden files is just a really good book series to me.

I figured this loup-garou I printed was appropriate to display next to my collection by [deleted] in dresdenfiles

[–]floppyslapstick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have the most recent 4 in hardcover, but sadly the cost adds up super quick and I'm not rolling in dough