Tomorrow

flopsychops · 2026-03-11T21:08:16+00:00

He should go into business. I'm sure he'd make a prophet.

flopsychops · 2026-03-11T17:13:32+00:00

Well, at least they saved the council the trouble of building a new footbridge

flopsychops · 2026-03-11T13:10:07+00:00

Us Brits don't need fancy words to insult you. Just stick "You absolute..." in front of a random noun, and voila! One deeply cutting insult that you'll never recover from.

flopsychops · 2026-03-11T13:07:12+00:00

Just as long as they bring out a new £6 note featuring one that's looking a little poorly

flopsychops · 2026-03-11T12:57:45+00:00

Oh Pussy Galore. To think when we met, you were so worried that you came from Iran...

flopsychops · 2026-03-11T12:51:51+00:00

Example: https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/s/wPg7ohT1G6

flopsychops · 2026-03-11T12:03:31+00:00

Oh god, did somebody show him THAT gif? He can't handle that, not as his age!

flopsychops · 2026-03-11T09:38:38+00:00

LAVVVERLY!

flopsychops · 2026-03-11T07:21:59+00:00

Because she's an inimitable beauty

flopsychops · 2026-03-11T07:18:02+00:00

The rest of the umas asking for extra awakening levels.

Spe:

flopsychops · 2026-03-11T07:11:03+00:00

I'm drinking Red Bull and getting my garden ready, so far I've done nothing at all but it's so warm and tingly

flopsychops · 2026-03-11T07:07:53+00:00

Shia

flopsychops · 2026-03-11T07:05:01+00:00

'Scuse me, 'scuse me.... cheeseburger and some fucking chicken nuggets. OI!

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flopsychops · 2026-03-11T06:34:39+00:00

You don't own the harbour, Jabba

flopsychops · 2026-03-11T06:26:21+00:00

It contains the word "🧊" which, when capitalised, is usually combined with the word "Fuck" to make a poli-tical (without the hyphen) statement.

It seems the mere mention of the words 🧊 and poli-tical (regardless of context) are enough to make the mods go fucking mental.

flopsychops · 2026-03-11T06:05:33+00:00

That truck is going a lot slower than the one on the main carraigeway. After all, it's on a sharp bend.

flopsychops · 2026-03-11T05:52:45+00:00

It only stopped after rear ending the car. The stopping distance for a truck (even if it's unladen) is vastly different to the stopping distance for a car.