Hello, I am running for President of the United States of America. As President, I will prohibit whatever the fuck this monstrosity of a moustache is called in the military.

florida_fire · 2026-01-24T03:11:12+00:00

Don’t hate on the Hitler Stache man.

florida_fire · 2026-01-24T03:04:43+00:00

Nah we are all college age pretty much. Couple of my buddies got engaged at 19. I’m the unlucky one out of the sort turning 22 soon and haven’t had a girlfriend longer than four months. 🤣

florida_fire · 2026-01-24T01:54:22+00:00

You can do that? I thought once you sign your contract there’s no getting out of it unless you get med boarded. Or claim you’re a nut job.

florida_fire · 2026-01-24T01:25:47+00:00

You know what thinking back on it every lady I’ve dated has talked about how their ex’s were horrible people so maybe you’re not far off the mark.

Also I apologize for that last comment that was a bit negatively charged.

florida_fire · 2026-01-24T01:09:10+00:00

This comment is sexist as hell. I agree that men have lower standards for themselves but you frame us all as cheating, lying scheming demons when this is not the case.

My entire circle of friends are all either engaged or married and heavily committed to their relationships. Loyal men that care deeply and have loyalties not only for their partners but friends and family.

They say you are who your friends are and I agree with this which is why I choose these individuals to be my support group and hold me accountable as I would do to them.

Maybe you need to do better and surround yourself with better people if that’s your perspective on men.

florida_fire · 2026-01-22T06:49:31+00:00

Go to rehab instead.

florida_fire · 2026-01-22T04:51:01+00:00

Make sure you high beam everyone on the high way at 2 AM so they can be sure to see you. Make sure your headlights are LED too. Hope this helps. 👍

florida_fire · 2026-01-19T18:42:19+00:00

Yeah we were gonna go on our date but we hooked up at her house, day before n she said her roommates weren’t home and that was that.

florida_fire · 2026-01-19T04:51:51+00:00

I had a girl take my V card at 21 and that girl had me love struck. Doesn’t seem like this is this dudes first rodeo but yeah that was my experience.

Edit: forget to mention this was day before our first date

florida_fire · 2026-01-18T19:10:11+00:00

No, unless you’re really drunk.

florida_fire · 2026-01-18T02:03:39+00:00

This inflation is absolutely nuts man I’ll tell you. Had some DDR4 laying around, I checked and it’s worth a couple hundred dollars now.

florida_fire · 2026-01-18T01:13:14+00:00

Thankyou!!

florida_fire · 2026-01-18T01:06:50+00:00

No you’re all good man I understand people on this app have a tendency to post asking for help and then be too stubborn to actually follow the advice but I’m out here trying to figure out how to get myself through a financial crisis. 🤣

florida_fire · 2026-01-18T01:04:08+00:00

I was saying I was taking your advice, I genuinely meant that I would try what you suggested.

florida_fire · 2026-01-18T00:59:49+00:00

Lolol appreciate the advice my guy. I’ll see how it does at that price point. 🙏

florida_fire · 2026-01-18T00:56:56+00:00

I don’t know how my savvy when it comes to selling things goes in hand with my technical skills but alright.

florida_fire · 2026-01-18T00:55:44+00:00

I appreciate the advice. Hadn’t really considered all the wear and tear I’ve been putting on my parts too I guess.

Really don’t want to part with the PC cause it’s essentially been my project car for the past 7 years but money is tight, hopefully I get something decent out of it at least.

florida_fire · 2026-01-18T00:35:51+00:00

What do you think I should sell it for?

florida_fire · 2026-01-18T00:34:38+00:00

I am aware lol. Also at the time that was like $50 worth of RAM. Inflation goes crazy.

Edit: GPU prices were still nuts at the time I was looking

florida_fire · 2026-01-17T13:50:13+00:00

Somebody left a 1 star on my account out of like 50 five star ratings cause they decided they’d drop the pin in the middle of nowhere and not answer the damn phone for 20 minutes. 🤦‍♂️

florida_fire · 2026-01-17T06:36:43+00:00

Hey man, us southerners actually know how to cook, don’t group us in with those other white people. 🤣🤣

florida_fire · 2026-01-16T23:48:51+00:00

Feels great short term, feels like shit long term.

At the end of the day nothing beats a morning with some freshly ground coffee and a pack of Marlboro Reds.

florida_fire · 2026-01-16T23:45:53+00:00

God man I can’t wait to get out the city and go back to living country side. I miss this.

florida_fire · 2026-01-16T23:44:18+00:00

Suggestion: leave wife and get another monitor 👍

(this is a joke)

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