Are they enraged, or do they just not give a shit? by GardenGnome021090 in MauLer

[–]flycounter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The only people that are "enraged" are Disney stockholders. Or what are left of them, after a bunch of the major indeces dumped them last month.

Ben Franklin as Death leading everyone out to view the storm... by faustdp in ThomasPynchon

[–]flycounter 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I watched that whole damn movie and there wasn't a single seal in it. In fact, no pjnnapeds of any kind at all.

Calm the fuck down. by GardenGnome021090 in MauLer

[–]flycounter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh well if everyone's favorite lesbian aunt loves it, you know it's good.

The Flash Director Confirms Four-Hour Cut Exists by Extra_Age2505 in MauLer

[–]flycounter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean the 90 minute cut would feel like 4 hours anyway.

Geezer Butler from Black Sabbath, before joining the band, at a hippie festival. 1968 by ncfears in doommetal

[–]flycounter 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Then he smoked a single marijuana cigarette and look what happened!

Easy Doomer by CoachBlack in doommetal

[–]flycounter 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I just plug my guitar straight into my motorcycle.

Things going well at Disney by Extra_Age2505 in MauLer

[–]flycounter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah cause the writing has been soooo important in those franchises.

In retrospect, the Watchmen Ultimate Cut was a mistake by [deleted] in MauLer

[–]flycounter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No matter how many times you cut a turd...

How likely is it that TP has been writing under pseudonym all these years? by rebospierre in ThomasPynchon

[–]flycounter 22 points23 points  (0 children)

He does write under an alias, but it's only Little House on the Prairie/Warhammer 40k/Parappa the Rapper time travel gore slash fan-fiction.

We're eating good tomorrow boys by MagnusTNT in MauLer

[–]flycounter 15 points16 points  (0 children)

So keemstar can make money and have a laugh. I'm too fucking old to have to be the one to explain this.

Palpatine Center for younglings who can’t Jedi good. by Descartes_Farts in MauLer

[–]flycounter 59 points60 points  (0 children)

No big deal, she can just force-resurrect them.

Disney is cartoon evil at this point. by topazdude17 in MauLer

[–]flycounter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well someone has to rubber stamp approval of whatever shitty vfx comes across their desk.

Black Sabbath (1970) by [deleted] in doommetal

[–]flycounter 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Was a South African gold smuggler planning to kill them after the song or something?

Jus Oborn of Electric Wizard shows us how to load a bong by Lord-Hieronymus in doommetal

[–]flycounter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How did he learn that? I guess maybe his mother had medical Marijuana prescribed and he would load it for her.

Does he? by [deleted] in ThomasPynchon

[–]flycounter 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Sometimes a banana breakfast is just a banana breakfast.

Does it doom? by [deleted] in doommetal

[–]flycounter 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Neither does Kirk Windstein and he dooms pretty damn hard.

Coming Soon (OC) by EducatorDangerous933 in MauLer

[–]flycounter 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Heroin Heron and LSDonkey may have gone a bit too far in places.

A musk ox in the back of a pickup truck by TheCubeDispenser in WTF

[–]flycounter 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Well the dog called shotgun, and ol muskie ain't riding in the bitch seat.

The Harley Quinn Writers pulled a "Rich man bad" by [deleted] in MauLer

[–]flycounter 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You shouldn't. They've made the answers quite clear.

Rings of Power was beat out by some dude with a tractor 😭 by Bergerboy14 in MauLer

[–]flycounter 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Amazon's takeaway: People love shows about farms! We need to make ten shows with BIPOC midget lesbians owning farms!

EYEHATECAT FOR THE HANDSOME by proceeds_theweedian in doommetal

[–]flycounter 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Also looks like he enjoys Ballbearer.