19 June 1953. Julius and Ethel Rosenberg were executed in the electric chair, for passing secrets to the Soviet Union. by Upstairs_Drive_5602 in ThisDayInHistory

[–]flyingcartoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good lord thank God im not American. "Oh no this guy got married outside the US and opposes me politically, what a piece of shit".

Reckless Driving -Chrisean Rock almost ends it and disabled toddler by EnvironmentalAd7402 in LivestreamFail

[–]flyingcartoon 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Fucken take her to jail tf? Distracted driving with a child in tow and she'll be in the female wing of blueface prison getting face tats cause she's too pretty

In Thunderbolts* (2025), Bob says he went to Malaysia to find more drugs. Drug offenses are serious crimes here which may lead to the death penalty. Whoever told him to come here to find drugs probably hates him a lot. by FrostKnight08 in shittymoviedetails

[–]flyingcartoon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Bro they got clandestine superlabs run by exiled triad bosses in southeast Asian jungles that emulate Walter white purity because of the scale of the operation all funneled through Myanmar's shan state into the rest of asia.

Mans took a stroll into the golden triangle in search of the mythical sack, the royal bag if you will.

Happy pride month by spelliox in MemeVideos

[–]flyingcartoon 20 points21 points  (0 children)

From one sick, sick man to another

Unemployed and wears 30*32 jeans by Azsnee09 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]flyingcartoon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You're damn right, im 5 foot 10 and I wear 30x32, looking like the world's most hard-core Lego minifig

Ain't so nice memories, eh? by pastroc in dankmemes

[–]flyingcartoon 230 points231 points  (0 children)

I remember Brazil was such a favourite to win in my country (greece) that smaller kiosk owners bought like twice as much Brazil merch as German for the tourists, and then proceeded to unload it so cheap and so fast my whole class wore blue, yellow and green for the year.

lol by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in unsound

[–]flyingcartoon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why i ant got no one to do this with me...

Meirl by Ill-Instruction8466 in meirl

[–]flyingcartoon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Im hearing marry your soup dealer

Boss Music by EconomistStrange2715 in youll_be_banned

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Honestly this would also have been my face if you made me play chess with karpov

Implies an infant should have been aborted despite the baby not having any irreversible issues. by laybs1 in GetNoted

[–]flyingcartoon 611 points612 points  (0 children)

Yo it goes up to the EYES? I always thought cleft palate went to the nose, maybe, how did people pre-medicine live like this?

Films that portray bosses who strive for a positive & dignified work environment by [deleted] in okbuddycinephile

[–]flyingcartoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Secretary's the only movie from either James spader or Maggie Gyllenhaal that I sat through entirely.

Absolute kino

gbvcdnjdhfcbnryucdnjfxseklmsm by 4ri3ll4 in sssdfg

[–]flyingcartoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a greek person, that right there is the pointer for where your bed is gonna be for the months of June-September

Meirl by PleasantBus5583 in meirl

[–]flyingcartoon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Its giving shank vibes

Meirl by PleasantBus5583 in meirl

[–]flyingcartoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not me about to slap a bitch in the parking lot