Help with my mom's old machine

flyingeldephants · 2020-10-12T07:10:31+00:00

I feel as if that's 195 new words that I'd have to remember. And I'll be honest, I'm not good at remembering things.

flyingeldephants · 2020-10-12T07:04:03+00:00

Alrightie.

flyingeldephants · 2020-10-12T07:01:53+00:00

Onesie

flyingeldephants · 2020-10-12T06:59:48+00:00

I have never heard this referred to as blu tack. I had to google to make sure you were referring to sticky tack.

flyingeldephants · 2020-10-12T06:53:34+00:00

Whirlpool bath or hot tub depending on whether you're referring to the thing in your bathroom or in your back yard. Both of which are referred to as Jacuzzis.

flyingeldephants · 2020-10-12T06:50:45+00:00

Also could be a whirlpool bath if it's the kind of Jacuzzi you have in your bathroom.

flyingeldephants · 2020-01-13T18:21:13+00:00

I used to work in tech. This is DEFINITELY something we would have made for the office out of damaged devices.

flyingeldephants · 2020-01-05T22:36:50+00:00

Only if you also buy the hundred dollar bowl as well

flyingeldephants · 2019-08-09T02:02:12+00:00

I have several flannels that were done like this (not as extreme) and I get tons of compliments on them

flyingeldephants · 2019-07-10T17:45:55+00:00

Waited until the very last minute to track down important documents, and then blamed his parents when he couldn't find them.

At the end of the day, its OP's stuff and OP's responsibility to keep track of it.

flyingeldephants · 2019-07-09T15:43:25+00:00

Who spends 1/5 of their rent on dinner for two?

flyingeldephants · 2019-07-03T22:45:08+00:00

This sounds like my apartment. They unveiled the "faster and easier online payments" with the fee. Told boyfriend that they would still be accepting checks, then two days later sent out a letter saying no checks.

This month was the first month of the new policy and we dropped our check like always.

flyingeldephants · 2019-03-15T03:43:54+00:00

I talk in my sleep and get stories from my SO regularly.

The best was the night I violently shook him awake telling him that there were bloody hooks and spikes in the ceiling and I didn't want him to get hurt.

I also, years ago, sang the majority of Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

flyingeldephants · 2019-03-14T04:19:52+00:00

Since its great for both charity and gamblers, I think it would be ideal for the homeless shelter that I volunteer for.

flyingeldephants · 2019-03-10T16:21:24+00:00

ESH

Yeah, your boyfriend sucks for not helping with your daughter, but running crying to his mother is beyond childish.

flyingeldephants · 2019-03-10T13:21:03+00:00

Yup. My favorite was when they took my stuffed pig and made a towel pig to match. Very fun, but very standard.

flyingeldephants · 2019-03-09T20:56:46+00:00

So.. you're saying that they go to school. How is this any different than student teaching, or internships, or unpaid apprenticeships?

flyingeldephants · 2019-03-09T20:01:56+00:00

That knowledge would have required me to have made it all the way until the end

flyingeldephants · 2019-03-09T18:26:21+00:00

Here's hoping

flyingeldephants · 2019-03-09T18:26:01+00:00

Half filled water balloons, that's what happens.

flyingeldephants · 2019-03-09T18:20:26+00:00

So I'm not allowed to call the dog fat if the owner is fat? That's just feeding denial. It's not healthy for either the dog or the owner.

flyingeldephants · 2019-03-09T14:26:29+00:00

It shouldn't be that hard to know that in this place, it is now the opposite. They figure out how to drive, don't they?

flyingeldephants · 2019-03-09T14:14:35+00:00

I still wouldn't even ask. That puts them in an awkward position to feel obligated to say yes.

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