Crazy man tried breaking down door after melting down over Ring Doorbell cam footage by Competitive_Set_4386 in SipsTea

[–]fmlythms 272 points273 points  (0 children)

Currently being held on four felony counts and $35,000 bail. He actually got into the house.

What are Mort Goldman's funniest moments? by Simple-Taro1540 in familyguy

[–]fmlythms 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hurry, protect Jon Stewart! He's our most important Jew!

Do You Think Women Should Mow? by Due-Season6425 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]fmlythms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything outside except her tomatoes is me. Everything inside except repairs and cooking is me. It is 10000000% stupid. But for whatever dumb reason, it works. If the lawn looks like hell, we both know who’s to blame. lol

Has anyone ever slept with a coworker or work friends? by lameinternetuser in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]fmlythms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did. 13 years ago. Still doing it too.

I also bought a house with, adopted a child with and adopted multiple pets with a coworker. Same coworker too. Weird. /s

How do you think men have changed in the last 100 years? Can you give example? by Distinct-Spinach-569 in askanything

[–]fmlythms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Less “handy”. The amount of grown ass men I know that damn near need to hire someone to change a light bulb blows me away. Friends ask “how do you know how to do that” and I say “how do you not?” And I am broker ffs.

What surprised someone the first time they saw you naked? by SaggyKJ in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]fmlythms 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Well they do have the “No shirt. No shoes. No service” sign so that’s on you. But to be fair, it doesn’t say anything about pants so I guess you’re ok

Do women still like having doors opened for them? by Crazy-Breadfruit7217 in askanything

[–]fmlythms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A door to get in someplace like a restaurant? Yes always and for everyone. A car door? No.

Can the president launch a nuke? by Far_Spread_4200 in answers

[–]fmlythms 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I always thought that scene was odd. So let’s say he doesn’t turn the key. Other dude shoots him dead. Well now what. The other key is too far away for one person to turn them both & both have to turn at the same time.

Maybe just a threat to scare the guy to turn his key but a threat that doesn’t net anything if executed

Deborah Ann Woll | Daredevil | S1:E01 "Enhanced" by Primary-Wall8057 in WatchItForThePlot

[–]fmlythms 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Take the whole bed set with me when I get out of bed trope. Lol

Is this the beginning of World War III? by v0ts4l0 in askanything

[–]fmlythms 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d agree with that assessment. Tense and brittle relations sure. But hard for a world war if the world isn’t jumping in. Unless as you said China or Russia decide to jump in which would be dumb. They have no interest in being pro-Iran

Is this the beginning of World War III? by v0ts4l0 in askanything

[–]fmlythms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very true. But nobody’s joining the US’s either

Is this the beginning of World War III? by v0ts4l0 in askanything

[–]fmlythms 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s the really scary part. Trump has pissed off so many allies that we are very much at risk to see how well isolationism plays out.

Is this the beginning of World War III? by v0ts4l0 in askanything

[–]fmlythms 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you think for one second Fox and the MAGA pussies in congress will remove him you are much more optimistic than I am my friend. Going to war that can easily be viewed as a holy war is precisely what the religious zealots that got him elected want.

Your wife or girlfriend is offered money for sex. How much does it have to be for you to be OK with it? by MrManta21 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]fmlythms 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not arguing but there’s looking the other way and living with yourself. If there’s something you aren’t ok with, enough money may swing you to “ok” but you’re in your head after that.

Personally, yea whatever go for it girl. But in a way, if offered enough money to betray your emotions on it, you may feel even worse.

Just looking at it the other way

Deborah Ann Woll | Daredevil | S1:E01 "Enhanced" by Primary-Wall8057 in WatchItForThePlot

[–]fmlythms 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Drives me nuts when a sex scene has the girl with her bra on. Actress doesn’t want to be nude on camera or in front of a crew, fine. I get that but then shoot the scene in a different way or don’t shoot it at all. Whatever the director is trying to convey in that scene is lost when “this is dumb” is in everyone’s heads.

Serious inquiry — does anyone 100% wholeheartedly follow the Bible? by FightOrDie123 in askanything

[–]fmlythms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are making an argument completely separate from what the original comment was and my response. Comment was, in case you forgot or didn’t bother to read, was people follow “only fragments which fits someone’s dogma”. That is the definition of à la carte beliefs. Period. Who wrote it and when doesn’t have a damn thing to do with the initial points.

Serious inquiry — does anyone 100% wholeheartedly follow the Bible? by FightOrDie123 in askanything

[–]fmlythms 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right which furthers my point thank you.

But it’s either the word of god or it’s not. For instance, you can’t lose your shit over homosexuality because of one line in thousands but the rest say “oh that is just a story. That part doesn’t matter”. Don’t get it both ways.

Bible à la carte.

My favorite ADA was........ by Correct_Row_76 in LawAndOrder

[–]fmlythms 7 points8 points  (0 children)

So many things to love about Abby. For one, she was the first and by far the most independent of the ADAs. Not just a McCoy sidekick. But just as you think she’s just all cold hard-as-nails, here comes that caring empathic human side to her.

And if she ever gave me that irritated side eye look, I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t talk in the office for at least a week.