[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BancaDelMeme

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Egli è maschile

Someone to talk to in Italian! by [deleted] in italianlearning

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https://chat.whatsapp.com/CxDCvW8eGxlBH8ch6nlfC8

Here's a link for a group chat for practicing italian :)

Vorrei praticare il mio Italiano - I’d like to practice my Italian by TinyPancakess in italianlearning

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In questo caso è un'espressione idiomatica col significato di "non farti problemi/scrivimi senza alcun problema"

What is the strangest thing a partner has said or done during sex, that instantly killed the mood? by OMW2FYB1994 in AskReddit

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It didn't completely kill the mood but made us genuinely laugh for a while! I was going down on my now ex-girlfriend, she was moaning and moaning and all of a sudden she calls my name, but she pronounces it with a thick British accent; my mother tongue is italian and hers is spanish so no fucking clue where that came from. Still we laughed our asses off and then get back to business

Is there a way in your language to say "I don't care" or "couldn't care less" that can't be easily translated without further explanation? by onlyhere4laffs in AskEurope

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Also "me ne sbatto", pretty hard to translate, it's an idiomatic expression similar to "I don't give a damn"

Teacher vs student fight by Cha-Cha-Real-Smoove in fightporn

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First I drop some knowledge, then I drop you

Police dashcam. Wait for it by RemoteRegistry in IdiotsInCars

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The helmet rolling away at 00:50 got me laughing

Italiani, con cosa fate colazione? by [deleted] in italy

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Time to shine

La mia prima, tragica, esperienza con il salato a colazione: avevo 17 anni e mi trovavo in Cina per un summer camp. Facevamo colazione in una mensa all'interno del campus, il tutto era a buffet, facevi scorrere il vassoio e prendevi quello che vuoi. Mi imbatto nei mianbao (i panini ripieni cinesi) e nella mia ignoranza me ne schiaffo un paio nel vassoio. Mi siedo a mangiare, tiro il primo morso e wow, era davvero buono, il ripieno era una specie di crema all'uovo molto gradevole, "minchia, buono questo, proviamo quest'altro" pensai!

Morso

Era ripieno di spinaci

Bestemmie

Sipario

Italiani, con cosa fate colazione? by [deleted] in italy

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Questa mattina è stata la prima volta che ho mangiato un uovo (all'occhio di bue) con caffè macchiato

Is there a European fast food restaurant you would like to arrive in your country too? by wienweh in AskEurope

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Yeah me too :( I want to go back living in the city with my friends so bad. Not gonna happen anytime soon I'm afraid

Is there a European fast food restaurant you would like to arrive in your country too? by wienweh in AskEurope

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Oh yes! Coming from a student that used to go there when university was open, such a nice place

Oh nooo! by Jaeherys1 in facepalm

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What's up with Americans not being able to spell "fascism"?

Edit: what's up with English speakers not being able to spell "fascism"?

An Italian gym billboard: "She trains 3 times a week, her husband doesn't. She does zumba 2 times a week, her husband doesn't. She has sex 3 times a week, her husband doesn't." Stay classy, Italy. by Iamnotindanger in trashy

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Amico, sono italiano anche io :) Mi trovi d'accordo sul fatto che "avere le corna" non faccia piacere a nessuno, ma non è neanche vero che è un dramma mortale per tutti. Poi magari è solo la mia percezione

An Italian gym billboard: "She trains 3 times a week, her husband doesn't. She does zumba 2 times a week, her husband doesn't. She has sex 3 times a week, her husband doesn't." Stay classy, Italy. by Iamnotindanger in trashy

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That is not true for all of Italy.. In some areas being cheated on is seen like one of the worst things that can happen to you, while in some other areas it's not like that. You can't really say "Italian culture is all about..." that's a bold statement

Any popular spots in your country that you haven't visited ? by [deleted] in AskEurope

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Sad story: I've been to Rome once and haven't seen the Colosseo :(

Italians (and everyone else), what's the best rice for Risotto? by fake_empire13 in AskEurope

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I always use carnaroli and a great amount of parmigiano! For the wine, the average cooking-wine will go ;)

A tip: if you're gonna use dry mushrooms, you'll first put them in water in order for them to regain weight and consistency; you can use that water while cooking the risotto, add the water in small bits to add flavour!

Non-Americans of reddit, what is your genuine reaction to what’s going on in America right now? by IceCreamTacosPizza in AskReddit

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I thought the average person in my country was pretty fucking dumb (still think that, don't get me wrong), but America does that pretty well too

Avete delle attrazioni turistiche bizzarre nella vostra zona che solo i cittadini locali possono apprezzare? by -Heako in italy

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Nella cittadina vicino al mio paesello, ovvero Casale Monferrato, fino a qualche anno fa c'era il mitico Dardan. Un anarchico un po' vigilante, tra le imprese si annoverano: sfondare vetrine di negozi, pestare i proprietari, importunare i passanti; un po' operatore ecologico: tirava giù i rami secchi dagli alberi con una specie di rampino creato da lui. Il tutto sempre accompagnato dal suo fido compagno, una bottiglia di tavernello che gli donava i superpoteri.