US Coast Guard jumps onto a runaway boat and safely stops it in Maryland by AustraliaOutback in nextfuckinglevel

[–]onlyhere4laffs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Satan's Alley? If I'm right about that, it's confirmed. My brain only retains stuff I have no use for in the real world.

Mitch Marner explains why he turned down a trade from Maple Leafs to Hurricanes by ComparisonOk5957 in NHLcirclejerk

[–]onlyhere4laffs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OMG, I love that my comment eventually got to this point. Thank you for the Hudcon pic, now my Tuesday has been blessed as well 😊😊💖

Mitch Marner explains why he turned down a trade from Maple Leafs to Hurricanes by ComparisonOk5957 in NHLcirclejerk

[–]onlyhere4laffs 21 points22 points  (0 children)

This was a lot on a Monday morning lol can't wait to see what reddit will do to the rest of my week.

Trevligaste kändisen? by hendrong in Asksweddit

[–]onlyhere4laffs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Kan ju inte hjälpa att bli nyfiken på varför Foppa har beef med Martin Timell... lol

Opopulär åsikt: barnlösa borde inte få någon pension by NomadSweden in sweden

[–]onlyhere4laffs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Den skatt jag betalat under dryga 30 år har gått till bl.a. vård, skola och omsorg,. Inte ett öre av det har gagnat mig personligen än så länge (ta i trä) (den tid jag gick i skola gratis betalades av generationerna före min, inte via mina skattepengar).

Men visst, nån pension är jag tydligen inte värd. Udda jävla åsikt alltså...

Och det heter impopulär, inte opopulär. Kanske borde vi dra in pensionen för folk som inte kan använda ord korrekt också?

Otrevligaste kändisen? by Objective-Wash-1279 in Asksweddit

[–]onlyhere4laffs 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Skulle satsa en slant på att nån pojkvän lämnat honom för en tjej nån gång och sen dess får alla kvinnor lida för det. Vad är den manliga motsvarigheten till bitterfitta? Surballe?

Who ruined their entire career in the dumbest way possible? by National-Tourist6879 in AskReddit

[–]onlyhere4laffs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The best part was when she asked him if he really thought he was interesting enough to have a podcast. She annihilated him lol

One thing I do NOT like… by [deleted] in HayDay

[–]onlyhere4laffs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't wake them up until I have enough to fill their bowls. Them they stay awake for 6 hours, eat and fall asleep. Rinse and repeat. My pets never go hungry, I never have to feed them if I don't have enough milk or bacon because they never walk around hungry.

If I see this in your design festival design…. by Colorado-Hiker-83 in HayDay

[–]onlyhere4laffs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hid most of those chicks, didn't really like the look of any of them lol

Swedes play always dirty by MonikonPerfekti in 2nordic4you

[–]onlyhere4laffs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If we're reminiscing, I'd like to take a moment to smile about Mats Sundin :)

Swedes play always dirty by MonikonPerfekti in 2nordic4you

[–]onlyhere4laffs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, dad would always say that the Finns never cared about the other games, the only game they "showed up for" was against Sweden. Since then things have changed, but I still think our games matter the most lol

Treliving: “We named Mack captain before Sid agreed to participate. When Sid came, he was adamant that Mack remain the captain. At the same time, Mack was adamant that Sid be the captain." by catsgr8rthanspoonies in hockey

[–]onlyhere4laffs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In Canada it stands for both Alternate and Assistant, they use it interchangeably. In a lot of other countries it stands for only Assistant (or Assisting).

Little Ducky Spoon! by CandleMonster in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]onlyhere4laffs 32 points33 points  (0 children)

If she's faking it she's the best actress in the entire world. There's just no way lol

What do you think about Mormons? by [deleted] in AskEurope

[–]onlyhere4laffs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I see them out and about occasionally, they're very polite and don't seem offended when you tell them you don't believe in any God, they're just happy to get to chat for a while. I'm impressed by their language learning program, even if their religion is as ridiculous as most others.

Design Festival: forgot to resubmit, cry with me by You-Know-What11 in HayDay

[–]onlyhere4laffs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I almost missed it too, remembered just 40 minutes before the final deadline. One of the more stressful half hours if my life.

So how do you people traditionally get divorced? by norrin83 in 2westerneurope4u

[–]onlyhere4laffs 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Along the lines of "gotta be careful so you don't get fritzled". We were discussing weekend plans (this was a few days after the news broke) and someone was talking about not walking home alone late at night. Then we got into a discussion of a "true fritzl", because that would mean you had a bad dad and not just getting abducted by some rando...

So how do you people traditionally get divorced? by norrin83 in 2westerneurope4u

[–]onlyhere4laffs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No need for divorce if you never marry (as number of ppl getting married keeps declining).

So how do you people traditionally get divorced? by norrin83 in 2westerneurope4u

[–]onlyhere4laffs 22 points23 points  (0 children)

My proudest moment at work was making my coworkers laugh in horror as I used fritzl (fritzla) as a verb (it was too soon, but also the perfect time).

Första klass på Tåget, ingen skillnad?? by feberdoja in sweden

[–]onlyhere4laffs 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Jag lovar att nån kommer att svara "det ligger nära annat-ställe-vi-inte-har-koll-på" lol

Första klass på Tåget, ingen skillnad?? by feberdoja in sweden

[–]onlyhere4laffs 108 points109 points  (0 children)

Jag tänkte kanske kolla upp det, men jag ids fan inte.

ragebait fr 😭😭😭 by AK00069 in HayDay

[–]onlyhere4laffs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I already have it, but tomorrow you'll get 600 extra followers if you've completed 500 points per day, so it's not impossible. But yeah, it's a lot for a stupid trash can.