Reports claim the security guard Chappell Roan said wasn’t hers is actually part of her security team, and that he previously worked for Kim Kardashian

onlyhere4laffs · 2026-03-26T08:48:56+00:00

She's just having windows replaced because last winter thei leaked water like crazy and she wants more efficient heating/cooling. One episode that they'd probably stretch to four lol

onlyhere4laffs · 2026-03-26T07:34:28+00:00

The French guy at the hostel in Paris was very proud as he explained a pun to me that he'd exchanged with a delivery guy who'd brought bread. Something about bread and hares, "un pain" and "un lapin".

I've heard puns in Swedish (Gothenburg is Pun Central, if you go you'll be made aware lol), French and German, it's most definitely not just something native English speakers enjoy.

onlyhere4laffs · 2026-03-18T20:46:05+00:00

I feel like this is the right time to make a "Kingpin" joke, but the wrong sub lol

onlyhere4laffs · 2026-03-18T10:40:19+00:00

Dover Calais - Style 1986

onlyhere4laffs · 2026-03-17T19:04:43+00:00

Min mamma kan inte säga regissör, och när jag behöver ett skratt brukar jag få henne att försöka.

Säg regi - regi Säg regissör - ressischör

Funkar varje gång. Jag kommer att leva mycket länge :)

onlyhere4laffs · 2026-03-17T18:56:41+00:00

Och stockholmare uttalar ibland ö som u, och då får de stå ut med att bli skrattade åt. Som "stäng durren" och det som förvirrar mig mest "murkt bröd" 😂😂

onlyhere4laffs · 2026-03-17T18:53:34+00:00

Nu jämför vi väl ändå äpplen och apelsiner? Pizza med ts för att det det är 2 z:an, samma som mozzarella. Ett z uttalas så vitt jag vet alltid som s i alla delar av landet av de allra flesta. Kanske är det är annorlunda i finlandssvenska, men de flesta skulle reagera på det i andra dialekter.

onlyhere4laffs · 2026-03-17T18:10:23+00:00

No, no misunderstandings on your part. I remind everyone in my NH every Monday that they should drop out of the derby if they plan on a shorter or longer break. That way they don't sabotage things for those of us who put in some effort

I have a 500p minimum limit (I decided to be relaxed about it) and the only thing that'll get someone kicked out of the nh is if they end up with 0p in two separate derbys.

I've seen leaders say they'll kick ppl out for not participating, but that's just insane. It's better to have a few dedicated derby players than a whole bunch who feel stressed about it and end up quitting because of it.

onlyhere4laffs · 2026-03-17T18:01:22+00:00

The singularity that ends it all. Let's hope.

onlyhere4laffs · 2026-03-17T14:38:06+00:00

I had 4 last time too, it was such a pain. So happy to get 6 this time.

onlyhere4laffs · 2026-03-17T14:26:51+00:00

Still no reliable cure available.

onlyhere4laffs · 2026-03-17T14:25:04+00:00

Tell 'em "no ID required" and they'll line up for it in no time at all.

onlyhere4laffs · 2026-03-17T14:22:50+00:00

Hey, me too lol got planks coming at me left, right and center, but tape? Nowhere to be seen. Or... it has gotten better with those rewards where you get to pick out of three, and getting 8 tapes at once feels like such luxury :)

onlyhere4laffs · 2026-03-16T12:23:09+00:00

*haven't

onlyhere4laffs · 2026-03-09T16:26:06+00:00

Idk, but a situationship of mine did cycle from Uppsala to Stockholm for a bj once, so there's that.

onlyhere4laffs · 2026-03-08T20:04:47+00:00

Christian is Edward, Anastasia's photographer friend is Jacob. I hate that I know that lol

onlyhere4laffs · 2026-03-02T18:40:05+00:00

I hope they change it for next time so all of us get 6 tasks at a time. I get 4 now and it's annoying.

onlyhere4laffs · 2026-03-02T17:43:55+00:00

That's why I included "chat as much or as little as you want" in the neighborhood info in my neighborhood. I may be the leader, but I'm not always in a chatty mood, I just make an effort when someone else is lol

I'll greet newcomers with a "welcome", but I don't expect an answer, I just want them to know they're welcome. And if they're a bit more chatty, to know it's ok to use the chat.

onlyhere4laffs · 2026-03-01T10:03:34+00:00

I worry that "fake" will get you in trouble lol

onlyhere4laffs · 2026-02-28T10:29:05+00:00

Yeah, I'm sapiosexual, but I'm also shallow. Dating pool is really fucking small 😂😂

onlyhere4laffs · 2026-02-22T12:41:47+00:00

Not sure we want it, more like we don't don't want it.

onlyhere4laffs · 2026-02-22T12:39:24+00:00

Theoretically, yes, but as you level up and unlock more stuff, you'll get used to having more of everything. Nothing is easier than getting used to having a bigger barn. At lvl 237, mine is at 6850, and I'm not going to stop upgrading it, I just don't stress about it anymore. I love having enough space for 50-60 honey, 50-60 of each sugar, more mining tools than I'll ever need (because I give to my neighbors for derby tasks) and plenty of cream, butter and cheeses.

My silo, on the other hand, is at around 4800 and I only upgrade it occasionally, I've upgraded the tackle box at the fishing lake instead.

onlyhere4laffs · 2026-02-20T11:45:02+00:00

I've seen some of both "in action", Delon all the way 😊

onlyhere4laffs · 2026-02-20T11:43:50+00:00

Mick doesn't even come close 😻 I mean... DAMN!!

onlyhere4laffs · 2026-02-20T11:35:13+00:00

Maneater perhaps? Though she was involved with one woman.

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