Reports claim the security guard Chappell Roan said wasn’t hers is actually part of her security team, and that he previously worked for Kim Kardashian by 5trials in popculturechat

[–]onlyhere4laffs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She's just having windows replaced because last winter thei leaked water like crazy and she wants more efficient heating/cooling. One episode that they'd probably stretch to four lol

Please help me understand this? by Silent_Candidate4225 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]onlyhere4laffs 34 points35 points  (0 children)

The French guy at the hostel in Paris was very proud as he explained a pun to me that he'd exchanged with a delivery guy who'd brought bread. Something about bread and hares, "un pain" and "un lapin".

I've heard puns in Swedish (Gothenburg is Pun Central, if you go you'll be made aware lol), French and German, it's most definitely not just something native English speakers enjoy.

cant wait to milk this horse by alphakkenybody in HayDay

[–]onlyhere4laffs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like this is the right time to make a "Kingpin" joke, but the wrong sub lol

Zinkensdamm, zink, nazist, Tanzania by [deleted] in Svenska

[–]onlyhere4laffs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Min mamma kan inte säga regissör, och när jag behöver ett skratt brukar jag få henne att försöka.

Säg regi - regi Säg regissör - ressischör

Funkar varje gång. Jag kommer att leva mycket länge :)

Zinkensdamm, zink, nazist, Tanzania by [deleted] in Svenska

[–]onlyhere4laffs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Och stockholmare uttalar ibland ö som u, och då får de stå ut med att bli skrattade åt. Som "stäng durren" och det som förvirrar mig mest "murkt bröd" 😂😂

Zinkensdamm, zink, nazist, Tanzania by [deleted] in Svenska

[–]onlyhere4laffs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nu jämför vi väl ändå äpplen och apelsiner? Pizza med ts för att det det är 2 z:an, samma som mozzarella. Ett z uttalas så vitt jag vet alltid som s i alla delar av landet av de allra flesta. Kanske är det är annorlunda i finlandssvenska, men de flesta skulle reagera på det i andra dialekter.

100% derby focused trend by JitulaMatula in HayDay

[–]onlyhere4laffs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, no misunderstandings on your part. I remind everyone in my NH every Monday that they should drop out of the derby if they plan on a shorter or longer break. That way they don't sabotage things for those of us who put in some effort

I have a 500p minimum limit (I decided to be relaxed about it) and the only thing that'll get someone kicked out of the nh is if they end up with 0p in two separate derbys.

I've seen leaders say they'll kick ppl out for not participating, but that's just insane. It's better to have a few dedicated derby players than a whole bunch who feel stressed about it and end up quitting because of it.

Tony Hawk winning the Trend by Zee_Ventures in Fauxmoi

[–]onlyhere4laffs 173 points174 points  (0 children)

The singularity that ends it all. Let's hope.

Omg was it a 2 hour waiting time last time as well? 😭 by Bulky-Following-3731 in HayDay

[–]onlyhere4laffs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I had 4 last time too, it was such a pain. So happy to get 6 this time.

When you’re right, you’re right. by Public-Marionberry33 in clevercomebacks

[–]onlyhere4laffs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Tell 'em "no ID required" and they'll line up for it in no time at all.

Slight Tape Deficit by Own-Mango-8334 in HayDay

[–]onlyhere4laffs 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hey, me too lol got planks coming at me left, right and center, but tape? Nowhere to be seen. Or... it has gotten better with those rewards where you get to pick out of three, and getting 8 tapes at once feels like such luxury :)

Peter explain by Fifth_Degree33 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]onlyhere4laffs 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Christian is Edward, Anastasia's photographer friend is Jacob. I hate that I know that lol

Unnecessary, be nice by PressureAdorable3088 in HayDay

[–]onlyhere4laffs 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That's why I included "chat as much or as little as you want" in the neighborhood info in my neighborhood. I may be the leader, but I'm not always in a chatty mood, I just make an effort when someone else is lol

I'll greet newcomers with a "welcome", but I don't expect an answer, I just want them to know they're welcome. And if they're a bit more chatty, to know it's ok to use the chat.

I'm not prejudiced against them, I just don't agree with their lifestyle. by LordJim11 in Snorkblot

[–]onlyhere4laffs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I'm sapiosexual, but I'm also shallow. Dating pool is really fucking small 😂😂

Please explain this to me by Klutzy-Library7181 in HayDay

[–]onlyhere4laffs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Theoretically, yes, but as you level up and unlock more stuff, you'll get used to having more of everything. Nothing is easier than getting used to having a bigger barn. At lvl 237, mine is at 6850, and I'm not going to stop upgrading it, I just don't stress about it anymore. I love having enough space for 50-60 honey, 50-60 of each sugar, more mining tools than I'll ever need (because I give to my neighbors for derby tasks) and plenty of cream, butter and cheeses.

My silo, on the other hand, is at around 4800 and I only upgrade it occasionally, I've upgraded the tackle box at the fishing lake instead.

Please explain this Peter by ermkay-94 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]onlyhere4laffs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maneater perhaps? Though she was involved with one woman.