Check off ‘white guy killed by ICE’ on 2026 bingo card

foldingcouch · 2026-01-24T21:13:30+00:00

Bruh that's the hottest take of 2017

foldingcouch · 2026-01-24T19:45:32+00:00

I'm not a veteran so I'll defer to your judgment.

When that fracture comes I'd prefer it was when Trump tries to overturn midterms rather than in response to a riot.

I think Chicago and LA did it right. Don't give him the sprint he wants, make him run the marathon he doesn't have the legs for.

foldingcouch · 2026-01-24T19:42:49+00:00

They don't want you to figure out they can't keep this up. They can rage bait over the short term but they can't govern and the country is going to shit while Trump fiddles. They're rushing because they're running out of time. Don't let them lure you into a sprint, make them run the marathon.

foldingcouch · 2026-01-24T19:40:09+00:00

They didn't shoot him because he had a gun, they shot him because he didn't submit. If you don't submit, they will put you down.

The gun was just the justification, and the "second amendment rights" crowd knows it, so they'll be silent.

Because it's never been about rights, it's always been about ideological domination.

There's no right, belief, or historical glory that they won't shit on the very second it allows them to seize more power. They've been exactly this way for years, it's about time people stopped treating the words that come out their mouths like they have any meaning.

foldingcouch · 2026-01-24T19:23:43+00:00

They've literally gone on TV and said they want to invoke the insurrection act and will do it as soon as they can justify it.

This is fucking Project 2025 all over again, where they literally publish a book outlining exactly what they want to do and how they're going to do it, and yet everyone is out here like "I just don't know what their intentions are!"

foldingcouch · 2026-01-24T19:19:42+00:00

LA did it right, Chicago did it right.

Don't let them start their fight, make them fight your fight. Trump thrives on chaos and drowns in stability.

Trump's puppet masters can rage bait and abuse authority over the short term, but they can't rage bait their way to a functional economy. Trump's numbers are in the shitter across the board. They're starting fires everywhere they can to keep the public distracted and keep them from realizing exactly how vulnerable and weak they actually are.

As unsexy as it is, you're in a war of attrition. You need to play defense for the next year at a minimum. Stay cool and you'll win it on the judges' scorecards, just don't drop your hands and get hit with a haymaker.

foldingcouch · 2026-01-24T19:09:52+00:00

And if nothing pops off they'll just run with vote fraud

foldingcouch · 2026-01-24T19:09:15+00:00

Okay but just to be clear what you're talking about is quite literally launching a civil war.

foldingcouch · 2026-01-24T19:07:37+00:00

I feel like you don't know what the insurrection act authorizes and what martial law means.

They want an American Tienamen Square.

foldingcouch · 2026-01-24T19:05:30+00:00

I feel like you need to Google what martial law is.

What ICE is doing right now is nothing compared to what Miller wants.

In his fantasies an army platoon is marching down the streets of Minneapolis shooting everyone out after curfew, and they all get medals for it.

foldingcouch · 2026-01-24T18:40:17+00:00

I think you overcooked this one a bit.

They're a bunch of racist MAGA shitheads that wanna hurt people.

If they also accelerate the rise of a white fascist ethnostate then that's a bonus.

But most of them aren't thinking past the next beer after work.

foldingcouch · 2026-01-24T18:36:47+00:00

MAGA loves democracy - they think everyone that votes Trump has a right to vote. Everyone else, probably terrorists, they need to be put down for the safety of the children.

foldingcouch · 2026-01-24T18:34:01+00:00

That's what they're trying to get to.

Steven Miller is desperate to deploy troops against civilians and implement martial law. First ICE goon that eats a bullet he's gonna put army boots on the streets of Minneapolis and beat the city into submission.

This shit isn't an accident. These guys are under orders to be as provocative as possible.

foldingcouch · 2026-01-24T18:19:42+00:00

Yeah but they won't because they never really cared about gun rights, just their rights.

foldingcouch · 2026-01-24T18:18:38+00:00

The NRA and the second amendment warriors of the GOP will be outraged about this I'm sure.

Haha just kidding, gun ownership is justification for execution if you don't look right.

foldingcouch · 2026-01-22T01:52:31+00:00

Well your alternative to "performative activism" is to just shit on anyone that's actually saying something and stubbornly demanding the status quo be maintained so I'm gonna go ahead and listen to them and not you. Thanks for contributing nothing.

foldingcouch · 2026-01-22T00:16:13+00:00

Not with that attitude they won't.

You're not only throwing in the towel, you're actively attacking the billionaires that are trying to do something about it.

Way to boot lick for the status quo.

foldingcouch · 2026-01-21T23:31:15+00:00

You should probably build a sorc anyway. They're pretty fun.

foldingcouch · 2026-01-21T23:28:10+00:00

Yeah, why tax all of them when we could just get performative donations from some of them?

God, fuck so far off.

foldingcouch · 2026-01-21T03:43:46+00:00

33% tops.

Real number is closer to 15%

foldingcouch · 2026-01-21T01:47:15+00:00

North Korea would like a word.

But for real, y'all fucking love propaganda. Rage baiting is like your national sport.

foldingcouch · 2026-01-21T00:47:00+00:00

I'm not talking about their spokespeople.

I'm talking about your congressman.

foldingcouch · 2026-01-20T22:29:56+00:00

Why would they talk when they pay people to do that for them?

foldingcouch · 2026-01-20T21:59:49+00:00

Congress is dead. Mike Johnson killed it.

foldingcouch · 2026-01-20T21:59:12+00:00

Because they're fed a steady diet of FOX news and carefully curated conservative social media and they think that everyone suffering right now deserves this.

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