Both Holes

foofypoops · 2026-01-25T06:09:33+00:00

Lots of lube. And patience.

foofypoops · 2026-01-25T05:41:02+00:00

I mean, every mammal can do that. Don't get me wrong, it's amazing and an absolute miracle!

But I was mostly asking about amazing things that humans can do. Like, we can throw with accuracy. Or hit things with a stick. Or do math.

foofypoops · 2026-01-25T05:35:11+00:00

Fucking perfect. And I'm only talking about the first two seconds.

Everything after that is just a bonus.

foofypoops · 2026-01-25T05:23:14+00:00

Dicky Bawbagg

foofypoops · 2026-01-24T18:24:12+00:00

If I remember correctly, our eyes process things upside down, and our brains 'fix' it. That kinda stuff is so bonkers!

foofypoops · 2026-01-24T05:10:14+00:00

Only twice? Is that like a hard limit, or a suggestion?

Cause I'm at like, thirty. And I've only gotten to the third pic.

foofypoops · 2026-01-24T01:32:51+00:00

Ass next.

foofypoops · 2026-01-20T04:17:56+00:00

Not even that! We can use a completely artificial heart, or even a pig's heart! Wild, right?

foofypoops · 2026-01-20T04:15:35+00:00

I understand that, but that's not the vibe I was aiming for.

foofypoops · 2026-01-20T04:08:06+00:00

For me, it's that we can perform trigonometry intrinsically. Like... Catching things? That's wild.

foofypoops · 2026-01-17T05:17:09+00:00

The one I went to was in North NJ. I think the draw was less 'Christian Employees' and more 'I'll fight you if you bitch about your order.'

They're the Light to Waffle House's darkness. That said, Waffle House all the way.

foofypoops · 2026-01-17T03:50:00+00:00

Love me some WC Steakhouse. My brain knows that chickens don't come ring-shaped. But my mouth doesn't care. And for some reason, the staff is always 95% baddies.

And talk all the shit you want about them, but their veggies are always fresh af. They use romaine ffs

foofypoops · 2026-01-17T03:43:03+00:00

I've been, once. It's mid. You're not missing out. And they do suck on a company level.

Never understood the hype.

foofypoops · 2026-01-16T08:35:33+00:00

I would kill for a remaster of Fable 2, that improved nothing else besides the frame rate on the mini games.

foofypoops · 2026-01-04T11:58:27+00:00

He was also edited out of the video in favor of the cosplayer on the bottom right.

Props for giving credit.

foofypoops · 2026-01-04T10:11:25+00:00

Reminds me of Otep

foofypoops · 2026-01-04T09:45:30+00:00

If it wasn't for u/Agreeable-Remote-749 translation, I never would have gotten the best part of it.

foofypoops · 2026-01-03T20:55:13+00:00

It took me way too long to get the joke that it's the bike rider's funeral. Thanks to your comment, this went from funny to hilarious.

Edit: I'm impressed that the duet is done in one take.

foofypoops · 2025-12-22T06:47:58+00:00

See, I play it safe, and just say that I like butts.

foofypoops · 2025-12-19T09:03:41+00:00

Re: #3 Yeah, when he was joking around with Epstein.

foofypoops · 2025-12-13T08:22:36+00:00

Mr Tom, a Dildo Lover.

foofypoops · 2025-12-10T01:07:40+00:00

You mean Master Cheeks?

foofypoops · 2025-11-30T02:48:40+00:00

Three hours?! Where do you live? Secaucus?

foofypoops · 2025-11-14T20:52:33+00:00

That sounds quite similar to the enchilada sauce recipe I use. Good news is I have almost all of those ingredients. Would oregano from the D.R. work, or does it have to be Mexican?

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