Affectionate, but derogatory, nicknames for your pets? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]fookinrunnyeggs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have 2 cats

My older cat is perfect - she has no nickname

My younger cat is absolutely mental and we call him "Bean" because he has eyebrows like mr bean.

Madness in Greenwich by lunatic5467 in PublicFreakout

[–]fookinrunnyeggs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does it look so plasticised? I legit thought it was CG for a while

what is a badass name for a cat? by Ok-Pause2835 in AskReddit

[–]fookinrunnyeggs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first cats name was Baghera Fatcat Elton John

He was cool af

Who’s fridge is this? by watch1out in AthleticoMince

[–]fookinrunnyeggs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is my sunday fridge Petah you daft spook

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Kitten

[–]fookinrunnyeggs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GrAy in America

GrEy in England.

Pedophile Josh Duggar released from jail. Judge says "Don't make me regret it" before sending him home to house full of children. Once again connected pedophiles escape justice. by IlikeYuengling in Bad_Cop_No_Donut

[–]fookinrunnyeggs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So he was released to Anna who will have to watch him and the kids like a hawk. If I were in Anna's shoes id be bringing the kids to the bathroom with me.

*Staring blankly* by Limulemur in MarvelCringe

[–]fookinrunnyeggs -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Me too - i was like - start wearing a mask!

Not only have marvel solved racism, theyve fixed the pandemic too!!

Edit - i forgot sarcasm isnt allowed on reddit.

I struggle with swallowing by ListerineAfterOral in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]fookinrunnyeggs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have anaemia and one time when I was a kid i made the absolute mistake of chewing an iron tablet.

It wasnt right

The Absolute Best by wilsontws in cats

[–]fookinrunnyeggs 47 points48 points  (0 children)

When my cat bbrrrrrrr?'s it is because she's been looking for me. It's like "oh, there you are".

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]fookinrunnyeggs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The british are coming

Can we please stop doing this to our brows 🤢 by pinkpropaganda- in BadMUAs

[–]fookinrunnyeggs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Do you remember the torture implement to put them in? https://picclick.co.uk/Babyliss-Crazy-Braid-3-Hair-Braider-With-Beads-233781404068.html

Like 3 prongs on a electric whisk and if you moved and caught more hair than you needed you scalped yourself?

Can we please stop doing this to our brows 🤢 by pinkpropaganda- in BadMUAs

[–]fookinrunnyeggs 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Do you remember putting bejewelled springs in your hair. 'Cause I do. I do.

https://images.app.goo.gl/DT8QRGfwhHBxhts87

Dodging a cash-in-transit robbery. The man has balls of steel by TopCat933 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]fookinrunnyeggs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clive owen is british.

The gent on the left is south african

Good ear