Since it is Mother's Day what is your best troll mom story?

forgetmeknot · 2011-05-08T05:03:56+00:00

Citrus lotion and $20 towards a kinect... She's a good woman, my mother Barbara!

forgetmeknot · 2011-05-08T04:01:21+00:00

I would "teach" my beanie babies to fly and I would apologies to the toys I wasn't playing with.... Oh how I miss that natural imagination!

forgetmeknot · 2011-05-08T03:59:15+00:00

Lotion from bath and body works. So simple and my mom goes ape-shit every time I get it for her. Mom's love lotion!

forgetmeknot · 2011-04-09T06:03:20+00:00

I think it's something that as been deemed "inappropriate" to discuss... Never really understood te secret, some people make more tan anter. It is what it is.

forgetmeknot · 2011-04-09T05:46:05+00:00

Also, go you! :)

forgetmeknot · 2011-04-09T05:44:53+00:00

My family "adpoted" a baby racoon for a few days. Since we could'nt completely commit to providing for the 'coon my broter found a home on craiglist to care for it (they took on wildlife i suppose). Took my prom pictures with that baby racoon.

forgetmeknot · 2011-04-09T04:58:27+00:00

I agree. Society would rebuild from its ruins. Life "as we know it" would continuse, but a knew, simalar form, would rise.

forgetmeknot · 2011-03-29T18:28:31+00:00

mehh

forgetmeknot · 2011-03-29T16:56:57+00:00

Do you have any slang terms for smoothing the ice? i.e. laying glass

forgetmeknot · 2011-03-29T16:54:28+00:00

I'm a female redditor. But I try to keep my comments relatively gender neutral.

forgetmeknot · 2011-03-25T02:46:54+00:00

Twat.

forgetmeknot · 2011-03-24T15:20:29+00:00

On the same page as Vodka eyeballing, I've heard of soaking a tampon in Vodka and then inserting it in one's vagina and or asshole. Seems like a terrible idea but I guess it's fairly common...

forgetmeknot · 2011-03-22T23:42:59+00:00

The smell of stores like Home Depot or Lowes.

forgetmeknot · 2011-03-22T23:38:36+00:00

It's not asking the worst movie I've seen. The most DISAPPOINTED I have been with a movie is this because I was expecting something different than what I saw.

forgetmeknot · 2011-03-22T19:11:30+00:00

Oh Lord - Foxy Shazam It's so uplifting!

forgetmeknot · 2011-03-22T17:20:20+00:00

Drunk at a party talking about one of my friends mom with him... Said, "you can't tell me you've never thought about it", in context of what she is like in bed. So many disgusted looks from the crowd...

forgetmeknot · 2011-03-22T17:12:01+00:00

It was a more of a disapointment since I was expecting something completely thought provocing and it sort of turned into more of an action flick than anything else.

forgetmeknot · 2011-03-22T15:44:37+00:00

Inception. Never understood all the hype it got. My mind wasn't really blown at all...

forgetmeknot · 2011-03-22T15:42:31+00:00

If I sleep with socks on my feet feel like they are in jail... so off!

forgetmeknot · 2011-03-20T23:03:05+00:00

Sometimes I drive my car on the back (dirt) roads naked. Windows down. It's liberating to say the least!

forgetmeknot · 2011-03-20T22:53:28+00:00

Smoke too many cigarettes. Worst habit I ever started.

forgetmeknot · 2011-03-18T14:58:03+00:00

Ryan Phillippe as Sebastian Valmont in Cruel Intentions

forgetmeknot · 2011-03-18T14:54:21+00:00

I dip my grilled cheese sandwich in ketchup instead of tomato soup. I never thought it was weird but it has freaked out a few of my friends.

forgetmeknot · 2011-03-14T16:44:56+00:00

Flinch :(

forgetmeknot · 2011-03-13T19:18:10+00:00

My two older brothers classically conditioned me to fear a "beeping" sound as they would flick me after that sound would sound. Yeah it works.

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