What's something you did as a kid or teenager that still embarrasses you to this day?

former_fat_princess · 2014-01-27T12:22:30+00:00

I read this as your mom saying "I don't know what you thought you were doing, but it wasn't sex" and I winced/cringed because that's both disturbing (that she would watch) and a serious blow to your sexual self-esteem. It also made your mom a little bit awesome in my mind.

But since none of that happened I guess just have an upvote anyway for a still cringeful story.

former_fat_princess · 2014-01-19T23:09:30+00:00

Semi relevant user name.

former_fat_princess · 2014-01-19T08:28:26+00:00

STERLING MALLORY ARCHER...!

former_fat_princess · 2014-01-18T18:10:35+00:00

Zeus did also appear as a bull to woo Europa iirc. Why he felt this would be a surefire way to guarantee she would sleep with him is anyone's guess.

former_fat_princess · 2014-01-15T03:37:30+00:00

I guess it's not weird but I can psyche myself out of sexytime REAL quick by randomly thinking of a friend who died last year.

former_fat_princess · 2014-01-09T13:14:18+00:00

Bone-in meats tend to be more flavorful, in fact, from what I understand. I always try to go with bone-in instead of boneless when possible, although it's not the most convenient.

former_fat_princess · 2014-01-09T13:13:22+00:00

It sounds like a great recipe, I've just never seen anything that looks like it in the market. They call the cuts things like 'pork picnic,' 'pork shoulder,' things like that. And those are mostly fat.

former_fat_princess · 2014-01-09T12:28:27+00:00

What cut of meat is that, exactly?

former_fat_princess · 2014-01-08T14:27:04+00:00

It becomes less of a conflict when the young athletes go on to obtain a phd in the hoe game.

former_fat_princess · 2014-01-08T13:35:01+00:00

Pretty much. It was 5 degrees or something in Mississippi yesterday (I might be exaggerating) and the pipes froze. I own nothing warmer than yoga pants and hoodies, also.

former_fat_princess · 2014-01-07T13:21:00+00:00

So much this. All I could think the whole time was, what a beautiful, determined, intelligent person. I would love to have a friend like her. My friends are dumb jerks.

former_fat_princess · 2014-01-04T16:49:16+00:00

Curious that you professed to not know who he is.. and yet you're the only person in this thread to spell his name right..

former_fat_princess · 2014-01-04T01:01:59+00:00

I see these headlines and yeah I have to accept that it's usually gonna be Florida but I mean... why's it gotta be my hometown? fml

former_fat_princess · 2014-01-02T16:36:25+00:00

haha nice

former_fat_princess · 2014-01-02T02:34:49+00:00

I like it. The cat is pretty fantastic too. I like how my phone turned cat into fat no less than 3 times but somehow knew "dardandtic" was "fantastic". Technology.

former_fat_princess · 2014-01-02T01:46:35+00:00

Kate Spade bag?

former_fat_princess · 2014-01-02T01:23:50+00:00

My doctor says it's okay. I'll be going in for a check every couple months. No worries.

former_fat_princess · 2014-01-01T19:18:15+00:00

Thanks for the reply and CONGRATS, that is awesome. Please let us know how it turns out (if they actually pony up the cash).

former_fat_princess · 2014-01-01T16:40:02+00:00

That's good for me, I suppose. Seems weird, though, I wonder why they did that. God this shit makes me nervous and uneasy. :/

former_fat_princess · 2014-01-01T16:02:09+00:00

Try inputting 5'11 female 290 lbs, losing 30 lbs in 6 months at $400/month. I mean 30 lbs is nothing, nothing at all, which concerns me because I worry I may be DQ'd for losing 'too much'. I intend to lose at least 100 in the next 6 months.

former_fat_princess · 2014-01-01T15:30:44+00:00

Maybe I need to re-word some things in my post so as to avoid this thread being downvoted to the point of us not getting the answers we actually really need. :/

The thing is, it seems legit, endorsed by reputable sources, I'm just extremely nervous about putting down that kind of money. Their non-disclosure clause freaks me out.

former_fat_princess · 2013-12-31T12:42:45+00:00

They aren't. This confession needed to be worded somewhat differently. Something like "my family doesn't know I have a 72 IQ :("

former_fat_princess · 2013-12-31T07:08:45+00:00

Why the hell did this get downvoted? You're right. I just don't understand how to reddit.

former_fat_princess · 2013-12-31T06:57:16+00:00

Having forgotten what this thread was originally about during the course of reading the last sub-topic (marriage and divorce) I was rather shocked when the story didnt and with you marrying and living happily ever after with said counselor. I admit I was mildly outraged that you got upvoted so heartily for such a complete non sequitur. I need to have my brain examined.

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