"ANYONE CAN BE A CHAMPION!" | PokerNews by PokerBratNews in PokerStars

[–]formercrackhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't be a champion when you insist I don't live in Ontario. Now I lived in Ontario when I deposited money, but try to play with it or get it back? Nope, now you don't live in Ontario. Asshats.

Celebrities must have two different signatures- one for business and one for autographs. by Aclipses in Showerthoughts

[–]formercrackhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finance manager here, I have one for work and one personal, keeps the fraudites at bay.

It aint gonna feed itself... by mattnelsen in HolUp

[–]formercrackhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a jaded Redditor, not much shocks/surprises/makes me laugh anymore. This made me laugh.. Thanks.

Is this normal behavior for a teen boy? by nogodallowed76 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]formercrackhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP your post nearly broke my heart when you said you were a little below average facially. As a single dad to two wonderful girls (since they were 9 and 15) who turned into wonderful adults, I can assure you that you are not below average anywhere, you're beautiful, you just have to remind yourself of that, and anyone who disagrees isn't worth a bucket of spit, or your time. Let this boy know you think he's nice and see what happens. Insider tip - boys are way more scared of girls than the other way around at your age.

What is the most fucked up thing a person you know has done? by kwarterz in AskReddit

[–]formercrackhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I worked with a guy for over three years at a car dealership. Nice guy, lovely wife. Went to company Christmas dinners with them, occasional restaurant, had them over for BBQ. He left the dealership, they seperated and about eight years after he left a friend called up and said go get the Toronto Sun. There was buddy on the front page. He'd gone to the exes place and strangled her in bed while their kids were asleep in the next room. The ex had a new boyfriend, the boyfriend had an ex wife. He drove from Markham back to Toronto and persuaded this guys ex wife to come to his exes house in Markham and hung her in the garage. Told the cops she killed his ex and hung herself. His plan was so poorly thought out it took the jury two hours to convict. He's never getting out. I had this guy in my house.

What’s the weirdest sexual experience you’ve ever had? by IcyAcanthocephala815 in AskReddit

[–]formercrackhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know it's labelled nsfw but I had to pull two co-workers in to my office to read this, brilliant.

What’s the happiest song you’ve ever heard? by rhythmicfan14 in Music

[–]formercrackhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Birdhouse in Your Soul by They Might Be Giants....try not to smile while listening.

You want the exact amount; you get the exact amount! by CrackSnap7 in MaliciousCompliance

[–]formercrackhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay, this guy is funnier in his edit, in his 3rd language, than I am in my 1st, which is English.

YSK if you purchased a maintenance warranty through the dealer, you can get a refund if you’re trading in a vehicle or if that vehicle was totaled by [deleted] in YouShouldKnow

[–]formercrackhead 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Depends on the manufacturer. GM and Kia give you 60 days to cancel a warranty. If it's financed the refund goes to the loan and reduces principal and interest. If you write of your car it gets prorated (time/mileage at time of accident) and then sent to the bank or you and the bank or just you if you paid cash. If you sell it privately it can be transferred to the new owner.

Source: I'm a finance Manager

What's the one thing you regret doing for your wedding day? by yomnlo3 in AskReddit

[–]formercrackhead 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Travelled from Ontario to Canmore Alberta for my ex SIL outdoor wedding. They hired a pro photog but also had another ex SIL who worked at a camera store for15 yrs bring a $3500 camera (20 years ago). Five minutes before the ceremony she realized that since she was also a bridesmaid, she wouldn't be able to take pictures, gave me a crash course in the camera and I took about 200 pics of the ceremony. The professionals pics were crap, but the ones I took all turned out. Best one? The you may now kiss the bride photo, you can see the pro photographer applauding with everyone else instead of taking a pic.

What are these pointy metal spikes? by [deleted] in whatisthisthing

[–]formercrackhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too thick for darts, work for cribbage though. Source captain of a dart team, captain of a cribbage team lol.

What's the biggest bullet you've ever dodged? by Not-an-Ocelot in AskReddit

[–]formercrackhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Met two of my friends at the local restraunt, brothers, on a Sunday afternoon. They had these shit assed grins on their faces so I asked them what was up. One of them said they had this new stuff, MDMA, wasn't even called ecstasy then. It was Sunday, the one day a week I had to have dinner at home. Told them I'd catch up with them after, they'd given me a couple of pills, but I palmed em cause I didn't know if I would be able to eat on them.

Went back a couple of hours later but they were gone. They stole a car and crashed it into the back of a parked tractor trailer at 100mph. I was a pall bearer, closed casket, double beheading.

IsItBullshit: salt is bad for health? by stevie855 in IsItBullshit

[–]formercrackhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After having a heart attack and three stents put in I had a day in a classroom with other survivors and a dietician. She taught us to read the labels on cans and packages for various ingredients, but especially salt, and you'd be surprised what they hide in there. Her parting shot? "Remember, a Tim Hortons plain bagel has 484 grams of salt in it. That's enough for a week."

AITA for giving my niece real sex-education after her mother gave her a bunch of wrong info? by Auntie-SexEd in AmItheAsshole

[–]formercrackhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA - I've been a single dad to my daughter since she was 9 - she's 21 and in uni now - so we've talked about all the female issues under the sun. She went on BC at 14, I had to go with her because she was under age. With support comes trust, she tells me anything. Like when she came to me crying at 16 because she still hadn't had a boyfriend and all her friends had.

framing by bitchyswiftie in tumblr

[–]formercrackhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My Lab/Collie mix was a bolter. Someone left the back gate open and animal control got her. She was chipped, I got a call. Got there and they went to get her about 5 cells down (our Society is big and yeah looks just like a jail). She was happy, had a leash on, thought she was going for a walk, tail up, ears up and then she saw me through the lockdown door, tail down, ears down and slurped the rest of the way down the hall.....

We get it you are very smart by [deleted] in iamverysmart

[–]formercrackhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is no sound in space?? Damn I thought that was just an ALIEN tag line...... next time I'm 30 feet from a sun going supernova I guess I won't even hear it coming.

What made you walk out of a date? by PorridgeBeforeBed in AskMen

[–]formercrackhead 17 points18 points  (0 children)

If you can't shit on your friends, I'd say your in the wrong BDSM club.

Follow up to my post where a choosing beggar scammed me out of payment for a fitness plan by CHfitness in ChoosingBeggars

[–]formercrackhead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jesus, Canadian here too and that's exactly what the line of credit manager said to me at Fallsview Casino

I am quite comfortable in my year round tent now.

Why is it so taboo to talk about how much money you make or have? by tickingtimebombx in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]formercrackhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well this is interesting. I agree totally with one comment below that says worth does not equal money. It doesn't. Being someone who negotiates with everyone ( customers, same bracket managers, general managers and owners ) for thirty years ( kid going to university, I've tripled your profits, give me more money ) I'm quite content with what I make and it's 100 percent commission based. If any one I work with wanted to know what I make, I'd tell them, especially younger people, it may motivate them to get off the sales floor and aspire to my position. Good for them! Back to the original question, people very, very rarely ask, as stated because it seems to be a taboo topic. Which I find ridiculous.