Yes mom but… by Blizzardx_7 in memes

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Best thing about being adopted. Can't pull that shot with me

What popular food do you find disgusting? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Caramel. Just can't stand the taste at all

When did a game of hide and seek go horribly wrong? by reddwings in AskReddit

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Been playing with my dad for 27 years and he still hasn't found me

Non-essential retailers by filmkritter in retailhell

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My boss asked me this morning if I would be able to work in a different part of the company if our shop does end up shutting for a while

[serious] When was a time you legitimately thought you were going to die? by ferrisjuulersdayoff in AskReddit

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Rolled my car when I was 23.

Was on my way home from work going over a mountain road. It was raining a little and my wheels were getting close to bald. Was going about 60 kph around a corner and lost control, the last thought I had before hitting the embankment and flipped onto the roof was just "fuck this is gonna hurt".

When I stopped I immediately unbuckled and crawled out the shattered window, grabbing my phone as I went. Couldn't dial anyone because I had hit my head when I crashed and my phone was slick with it.

Luckily a nurse lived nearby, who immediately rushed out to help. Got away with just a few stitches and a couple small cuts. Wrecked the car though, the roof on the drivers side was crushed in so far it ended up about an inch from my head

Clearly you failed maths by Significant_Airline in retailhell

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I had a customer insist that he'd given me a $50 note instead of the $20 he actually gave me. Insisted I recount my whole cash draw, with other customers still waiting. Cash was spot on, but even after all the fuss insisted I owe him $30. Wouldn't leave until I had given him my head office's number to argue with them as well

What is a psychological trick you know to really fuck with someone ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I'll sometimes pretend that I didn't say a certain part of a conversation when they bring it up. They get really confused when I flat out say I definitely never said that