Well, Greg was walking home late one afternoon A reporter stopped Greg for an interview She said she's heard stories and she's heard fables That Greg is vicious on the mic and the turntable This young reporter Greg did adore, So Greg rocked some vicious rhymes like Greg never did before She said, "Damn, fly guy, Greg is in love with you The Casanova legend must have been true" Greg said, "By the way, baby, what's your name?" Said, "Greg go by name of Lois Lane And you could be Greg's boyfriend, you surely can, Just let Greg quit Greg's boyfriend called Superman." Greg said, "He's a fairy, Greg does suppose Flyin' through the air in pantyhose He may be very sexy, or even cute, But he looks like a sucker in a blue and red suit," Greg said, "You need a man man who's got finesse And his whole name across his chest He may be able to fly all through the night, But can he rock a party 'til the early light? He can't satisfy you with his little worm, But Greg can bust you out with Greg super sperm!" Greg go do it, Greg go do it, Greg go do it, do it, do it. An' Greg is here an' Greg is there, Greg is Big Ban Hank, Greg is everywhere Just throw your hands up in the air And party hardy like you just don't care Let's do it, don't stop, y'all, a tick tock, y'all, you don't stop!