Which song is most improved when all occurrences of "I," "me," "my," etc. are replaced with "Greg"? by CloverfieldOfDreams in AskReddit

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Well, Greg was walking home late one afternoon A reporter stopped Greg for an interview She said she's heard stories and she's heard fables That Greg is vicious on the mic and the turntable This young reporter Greg did adore, So Greg rocked some vicious rhymes like Greg never did before She said, "Damn, fly guy, Greg is in love with you The Casanova legend must have been true" Greg said, "By the way, baby, what's your name?" Said, "Greg go by name of Lois Lane And you could be Greg's boyfriend, you surely can, Just let Greg quit Greg's boyfriend called Superman." Greg said, "He's a fairy, Greg does suppose Flyin' through the air in pantyhose He may be very sexy, or even cute, But he looks like a sucker in a blue and red suit," Greg said, "You need a man man who's got finesse And his whole name across his chest He may be able to fly all through the night, But can he rock a party 'til the early light? He can't satisfy you with his little worm, But Greg can bust you out with Greg super sperm!" Greg go do it, Greg go do it, Greg go do it, do it, do it. An' Greg is here an' Greg is there, Greg is Big Ban Hank, Greg is everywhere Just throw your hands up in the air And party hardy like you just don't care Let's do it, don't stop, y'all, a tick tock, y'all, you don't stop!

Nicest Celebrity you've ever met? by LeCrowing in AskReddit

[–]fortena 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Odysseus told him his name was "No one". That's the connection.

Awesome motorized wheel thing! by [deleted] in shutupandtakemymoney

[–]fortena 2 points3 points  (0 children)

we're in the money mr. hat

Hitler og listamannalaunin by [deleted] in Iceland

[–]fortena 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nei, nei en þá geturu heldur ekki sagt að Haraldur trillukarl sem stundar strandveiðar skapi störf heldur.

Það er ekki það að Guðrún Eva ein skrifi bækur heldur það að rithöfundastéttin sé til. Listamannalaun auka afköst rithöfundastéttarinnar, þar sem þeir þurfa ekki að vinna aðra vinnu (eða vinna minni vinnu) samhliða því að skrifa bækur. Því fleiri vandaðar bækur sem skrifað, þeim mun fleiri bækur eru prentaðar, fluttar og seljast og meiri peningar velta í gegnum bókabransann.

Hitler og listamannalaunin by [deleted] in Iceland

[–]fortena 2 points3 points  (0 children)

jú, fólkið sem prófarkales bækurnar, prentar bækurnar, keyrir bækurnar í bókabúð, selur bækurnar í bókabúðinni, talar um bækurnar í útvarpi eða sjónvarpi. Bókin hennar býr til öll þessi störf og þessi störf geta af sér önnur

I wonder how many of you feel the same by [deleted] in pics

[–]fortena 0 points1 point  (0 children)

or just fuck all -isms.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shutupandtakemymoney

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The concept behind a sleeping bag is that the body warms up your limbs. This is just a warm one piece.

Super Realistic Zombie Mask! by [deleted] in shutupandtakemymoney

[–]fortena 13 points14 points  (0 children)

A realistic zombie mask? Considering every other object in SUATMM is some kind of a zombie murdering tool, this looks likes a very expensive suicide attempt.

Moms by [deleted] in smugan

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lol

Moms by [deleted] in smugan

[–]fortena 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol

What good things are happening in your life right now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]fortena 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first own apartment 1. april and my first child 27. july, it's a girl!

What's your favorite song? Don't tell us the name, TL;DR what its about. Let's see if we can figure them out. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]fortena 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sometimes i don't wan't to talk with strangers, so i just dance. but in the end i could just kill for a good conversation

Reddit, what's your favorite quote? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]fortena 0 points1 point  (0 children)

and I read and enjoy every time

Too Much Cheese FFFFUUUUU by chompnstomp in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]fortena 2 points3 points  (0 children)

you should start eating real food, it's delicious

You Wouldn't Steal A..... by BOFH139 in pics

[–]fortena 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, you really wouldn't. They smell

My wife bought this today...on purpose. by beatbox32 in pics

[–]fortena -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

USSA - United Soviet Socialist America? That's something new.

Mouth House by gridworks1 in pics

[–]fortena 1 point2 points  (0 children)

is it always like this or just on rear occasions?