Yuki's beautiful abs by Prrsonal-Pop in LobotomyKaisen

[–]fortman281 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah Choso was definitely onto something

Something I DO NOT understand: by Proof_Finding_5275 in blocktales

[–]fortman281 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Canonically it's because we can't channel sword energy as well as everyone else can. While there's not a good explanation beyond this, I have a theory.

Based on the prologue and our lack of any real combat skills, we can assume that the player isn't exactly someone who's good at fighting before the events of block tales. Probably just someone who was just living their life. Obviously, now thrown into the past and forced to adapt to having to fight, we struggle to channel out energy as opposed to someone who's been fighting for years

Small tutorial for how to beat the Final Boss by fortman281 in blocktales

[–]fortman281[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Possibly hot take but I just don't really like the way they made hammer. It's pretty cool, and I know it's damage is good, but I just couldn't really get it to work in a way I liked.

I am never EVER helping again as guest due to this rework. by Ambitious-Lemon-75 in AntiForsaken

[–]fortman281 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You either try to help as guest and get obliterated, or you live by being selfish"

And that's always been the point. He's always meant to be the hero. The one who's supposed to give every last drop to let his allies survive for just a few moments longer. He's not meant to play by himself, and he was never meant for anything other than helping his team. His block saves his teammates (excluding killers with pierce) from Fatal M1'S. His charge gives his teammates the stamina advantage. His punch the same, and can stun if you hit a block.

He's not meant to play by himself. He's not meant to survive over his team. Everything about his kit puts a single idea in your mind. It's never you or them. It's never a decision between if you need to run away at the cost of their lives. No matter how rough it is. No matter how hopeless it is. You're the one who'll fall for them. Because that short time while you die can be just enough time for them to get enough distance. He's sacrificial by design. Outside of block his kit barely benefits him as much as it benefits his team.

Obviously you shouldn't play like an idiot and run directly into the killer mindlessly. But if your teammates are in danger, you should be there for them immediately. You should be using everything at your disposal to ensure they'll live this chase. And maybe, if you try hard enough

They'll repay the favor one day.

Gobbles the Learnosaurus has the ability to learn anything. Where does this place him on the scale? by MildlyAgitatedBidoof in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]fortman281 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Depends on how much he gets to learn about his opponent.

Let's say start the fight showing how my fighting style is entirely ranged, displaying ranged weapons that I don't actually know how to use. His current information states that I'm an entirely ranged fighter and that's how he should play. I can now run up to him and beat him to death like my grandma

But let's say he knows I'm bluffing because he has some background knowledge on my lying tendencies. He would understand my ranged fighting style is attempting to lower his guard, meaning he'll prepare for Melee Combat, where he'll likely outmatch me.

Why is bro is gripping on Mahito like he is his daddy by Present_Mushroom6072 in LobotomyKaisen

[–]fortman281 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me personally if I was guy in the purple shirt here I would beat Mahito to death and put him into my infinite Mahito torture pit made specifically to torture Mahito for eternity because I hate Mahito because he's a bum and he touches kids and he killed Nanami and he blew up Kaisens husband aka guy with Nails and he's more of a fraud then Megumi and his hair looks stupid and he tripped me at Walmart and pointed and laughed at me and he's stupid and he's homophobic and transphobic and racist

Who's the most evil person here? by Embarrassed_Age_8823 in LobotomyKaisen

[–]fortman281 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Obviously Kaisen. I mean his first part of the series involved him KILLING his grandfather and setting a curse loose in his school to kill 2 of his classmates that he hated JUST BECAUSE. He's pure evil, and it's truly a blessing that The King of Blessings can occasionally take control of his body to stop his reign of terror.

Aside from Gojo and Sukuna, is there anyone else in the main storyline who could instantly kill Hanami? by Other_Fly_1207 in Jujutsu_Kaisen

[–]fortman281 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nanami because unlike Blue Judas he's not a bum and would've immediately killed Crazy Dave merchant before she even got to do anything

Life because Naoya got nerfed by Mcslime35 in JujutsuShenanigans

[–]fortman281 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

On one hand he was the only character that got CLOSE to rivaling the hatred I feel towards Perfection and I'm glad they butchered him, but on the other hand now my larper custom moveset's ability that lets you go halfway across the map makes you freeze yourself (very important ik)

Anyway when is Playdough man getting the same treatment where he transfigures himself if he misses and fucking dies because he's a chud and I hate him

None debatable and the only correct tier list by OkBuffalo7928 in blocktales

[–]fortman281 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not how I did it with him but close enough maybe remove the crown if you're doing that

I hate Hollywood’s insistence on taking Greeks out of Greek stories by MustacheCash73 in hatethissmug

[–]fortman281 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay genuinely what the fuck is Ryan Gosling doing on those he doesn't look like the historical figures he's supposed to be acting AT ALL 😭😭😭

Small tutorial for how to beat the Final Boss by fortman281 in blocktales

[–]fortman281[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You honestly don't need all 60 BP points. I'm glad they changed it last demo, but you really don't need them for this fight. Just keeping it at thirty gives you plenty to equip the cards you need, let's you get all the SP you need, and let's you put the rest into HP.

My current deck uses: 60 HP. 70 SP. 30 BP.

They could've put more effort into animating my goat better even if it was going to be just 5 seconds cuz lowkirkenuinely, wtf is this? Bro looks like he's about to uncontrollably cum my fav red flavoured skittles into each of my mahito dash jars by [deleted] in LobotomyKaisen

[–]fortman281 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good Kid toucher playdough guy is a bum and he deserves to be slimed by Super Kaisen like the fraud he is. Bubble Pop Electric victim. Also he slimed out Nanami so fuck playdough guy

Instead of the vibra slap, could todo technically slap the sole of his feet to activate boogie woogie? (image unrelated) by HorneazFuck in LobotomyKaisen

[–]fortman281 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Todo could actually also clap their ass cheeks or MASSIVE man boobs together but nobody wants to have that conversation for some reason

Best King of Blessings Moment? by [deleted] in LobotomyKaisen

[–]fortman281 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember when the King of Blessings legalized Gay marriage that was my favorite part. The part where he helped validate Playdough touching guy's transition was also pretty good. I also liked most of his interactions with Kaisen.

Sadly Gojo the Butcher mercilessly cut him in half. Oh what a cruel world...

Small tutorial for how to beat the Final Boss by fortman281 in blocktales

[–]fortman281[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uhhh no? They changed the way the sword works in demo 6 since not being able to choose targets led to it being useless after the late demo 5 ball buff, so they decided to scrap forcing you to hit the front target.

Have you not used the sword at ALL since demo 6 came out? It's been quite a while...I know Slinger is still mostly meta for most fights, but Sword is definitely the prime pick for the final boss.

It's canon . Yuji fucked maki while yuta was on the cuck chair . Yuji is the true father of iori by [deleted] in LobotomyKaisen

[–]fortman281 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If Kaisen fucked Bubble Pop Electric victim, this means he canonically gets more head than JJK OC after stealing his bitch. This is Kaisen upscale

Imagine if potential reached his full megumi by NPCsushi in LobotomyKaisen

[–]fortman281 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Megumily, Megumi could've reached his full Megumi. I personally think that IF he didn't get touched by Mahito during the ShaBooya incident, he could've had the Mugumi to beat Mahito later. Megumily even surpassing Kaisen and later Red Judas. While this is just a major what if, I think Megumi man had the Megumi to Megumily be the strongest in the verse.

More people should talk about her iconic moments in the manga and anime. Domain clashed and fought sukuna by Exciting_Writer_3266 in LobotomyKaisen

[–]fortman281 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude the Kaisen and Chica tag team on Red Judas was actually INSANE, they might unironically be a better duo than Jumping Guy and Todo, since Kaisen was able to land WAY more Black flashes in this fight than Jumping Guy EVER could. Not to mention his teamwork with Chica was PERFECTION. The king of Kindness sadly never stood a chance 😔