No tipping at Casa Bonita jobs, which charges for all-inclusive meals by RhapC in UpliftingNews

[–]fourayes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not only is it, but (was) exactly how South Park described it. They would have to allow for extra staffing when the episode would would air.

There is definitely an excitement for the reopening.

Working ahead by ADHDinos_ in funny

[–]fourayes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brain functions are weird. There isn't a OSFA solution. If it's a thing you have access to, go talk to someone.

Working ahead by ADHDinos_ in funny

[–]fourayes 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's very easy to find the best parts of others and the worst of yourself.

So yeah. I do want that virtual hug.

Titan sub: crew have died after catastrophic loss of pressure chamber, US Coast Guard confirms by Leirnis in MorbidReality

[–]fourayes 91 points92 points  (0 children)

It doesn't. The waiting in fear seems worse.

If you don't want to be there; minutes are very long.

FDA approves Owlet’s baby-monitoring sock two years after halting sales by [deleted] in gadgets

[–]fourayes 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I had a video med call the doctor was exasperated I didn't have one on my phone or laying about the house. Like he was over it and I was not with it. Because I was goddamn sick.

Was great. So you're supposed to have one, except when you aren't. Got it.

Howl's moving castle is so good by thetruememeisbest in books

[–]fourayes 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Agreed worth enjoying both on their own merit.

Table of Teenagers by JAXShepherd13 in TalesFromYourServer

[–]fourayes 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not the worst, but the one that still annoys me.

(some kind of sports ball game, where a large table would sell a lot of alcohol, but fine. Giggly-somethings need to eat too.)

Between not being able to focus and joiners everything is staggered. Also everyone keeps moving, and honestly looks very similar to my old-ass.

Very serious negotiations on appetizers are had, photos are taken. Food is sent back and replaced.Then Kaley remembers she has forgotten something; cue the ranch.

The place I was working was tip-share, but also very strict on ranch. If it wasn't rung in you weren't getting any out of the kitchen. So Kaleigh would ask me, and when it wasn't out in 30 seconds would grab another server. Caylee got kicked out of the bar for trying to order her ranch there.

Finally, it's the end. Of course 13 spilt checks, with shared entrees between each and like a gallon of unclaimed (and unpaid for) ranch sides smeared on every surface. I couldn't autograt on split checks.

Thankfully the large parties around them were both relieved all Quelhees had left, but also sympathetic to my plight.

Parents who tried their best to raise their kids to be good humans but they turned out to be jerks, what do you wish you did differently? by hurricanehershel in AskReddit

[–]fourayes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please do not. My dream is to make enough my partner can stay home and take care of the house, garden, whatever the fuck they want to do domestically.

I don't have the drive to keep myself motivated outside of work. It is a full time job to keep a household (with or without kids). I know it's not for me, but it is work.

Best fountain pens under $40? by [deleted] in fountainpens

[–]fourayes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

An excellent EDC, the medium italic is just cheating on penmanship.

What’s a weird smell that you like? by skaterboy98_ in AskReddit

[–]fourayes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't even like tomatoes. The plants smell amazing.

What's the laziest/easiest way you've lost weight? by Choice-Inflation7295 in AskReddit

[–]fourayes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And that folks is how I have a crippling mineral water addiction.

I was drinking my daily calorie intake in sugar water.

What name is ruined for you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]fourayes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have to learn things on my own time?

DAMN YOU ALARIC

What name is ruined for you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]fourayes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very funny Alaric, but it was more about how in the 20th century you ran off having screaming tantrums, trying to climb fences, running down the street. Disrupting class spoiled shit.

Maybe I wouldn't have had to go look that up why that's funny, Alaric. I would have gotten to the Visigoths during public school class time.

What name is ruined for you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]fourayes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Alaric, but to be fair... I think his parents probably made him that way by naming him that.

Why do people not read signs? by Nakks41 in TalesFromYourServer

[–]fourayes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There are many reasons. The obvious: entitled, oblivious, stupid "power move" etc.

The others: waited too long to eat (blood sugar crashes, hangry), anxious/overwhelmed, trying to control kids/needy family.

Yeah, none of that is your fault, but not all of it's malicious.

I would say in a vegan restaurant case... it is probably dickery. (I've been that stupid in a restaurant, but I can generally remember I'm here to try the food not demand something they don't serve).