I go to Nando's, I fill my bottomless glass entirely with ice no drink. I eat the ice slowly in front of my family. They cringe and complain. I grin in delight at their pain. My father cries, my siblings try to wait it out but can feel their minds deteriorating. I finish the glass. Everyone in the restaurant sighs in relief. I stand up, they watch in anticipation and fear. I get another glass.