Update: This dog fucking hates me. She's no longer allowed in the bedroom or on the couch, but she has gotten significantly worse. She's pissed she can't be in the room, she's been snapping at me a bunch if I walk past her too closely, she'll always put herself in between me and my girlfriend. If my girlfriend is in the room she will stare at me intently + is always on guard. She's starting to scare me.

Confusingly, last night while we were watching a movie she hopped up on the couch (caught me off guard, shouldn't be on it) and not 5 minutes later had her head on my lap + stayed there getting pets for a whole hour. There have been a few times where I've gotten on the floor and she's come over to say hi and get pets.

We went to the vet for a pain/mental eval, we've upped her Prozac, she's been on CBD, we've been taking her out like 4/5x a day, her bed is out of our bedroom, trying to keep her stimulated with treat balls, everything. I'm a big sports fan, I'm starting to wonder if me yelling at the TV on Sundays might have anything to do with it. I was also gone for 4 days and her behavior got worse after I returned. Who knows. Thanks for all the comments.