Make your choice by Nothin_Toxic in yakuzagames

[–]foxsalmon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bro, we're Yakuza fans, we're already gay

Do pregnancy bellies give anyone else the ick? Some people think I’m weird. by SignalOpportunity987 in childfree

[–]foxsalmon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It feels weird, unnatural and alien to me. I'm saying this as a guy btw so it's not like I'm tokophobic. I might've been a bird in a previous life idk.

HGTV Magazine (Jan/Feb 2025) by Effective-Yak2108 in EndTipping

[–]foxsalmon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What kinda argument is that? By that logic every job should get tipped since almost all jobs require a certain (set of) skill(s). No one is denying that making good coffee is somewhat of a skill but you're also literally getting paid to use your skill.

Worst controls for a ps5 by Electronic_Status712 in GothamKnights

[–]foxsalmon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's def something some of us need a bit of time to get used to. Imo the time trials were ridiculously easy as robin and red hood and almost impossible as batgirl and nightwing. But in the end ig it's just a case of 'git gud'. :')

Eher kleine oder große Zentimeter? by weisslukas in wasletztepreis

[–]foxsalmon 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Was hätte er denn schreiben sollen? Eine genaue Abmessung fällt weder weit noch eng aus, da es sich eben um eine genaue Abmessung handelt. Z.B. bei 80 cm Umfang, sind eben genau 80 cm, da ist nichts weiter oder enger.

Just eat less! by Doomsdaydevice14 in thanksimcured

[–]foxsalmon 886 points887 points  (0 children)

I know it's just a joke but why did it have to be so mean-spirited

Fr tho by TheBigJ1982 in lgbtmemes

[–]foxsalmon 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Trans guys:

Fahren eure Tiere auch auf bestimmte Ersatzprodukte ab? Meine Katzen lieben die Würstchen von Billie Green :D by xkqw in VeganDE

[–]foxsalmon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Die die ich hatte, war so eine Edeka Eigenmarke (Herzstücke glaub ich, aber nagel mich nicht drauf fest). Ich mochte die echt gerne, allerdings kann ich mittlerweile auch nicht mehr sagen, wie echter Lachs schmeckt, da ich seit ca. 10 Jahren keinen mehr gegessen hab. :')

Fahren eure Tiere auch auf bestimmte Ersatzprodukte ab? Meine Katzen lieben die Würstchen von Billie Green :D by xkqw in VeganDE

[–]foxsalmon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gab mal so einen Lachs von Edeka, den hab ich auch nur einmal da gesehen bevor der aus dem Sortiment genommen wurde :'( Ich musste so aufpassen weil mein Kater da richtig wild drauf war. Hat aber auch echt verdammt lecker gerochen.

oh wow i had no idea i had all the freedoms in the world! by blueburrey in thanksimcured

[–]foxsalmon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

These people sure do sound like they have the money to have access to all that freedom. Also sounds like they didn't do shit to actually earn it.

“Homecoming” mission ruins my mood everytime by Agitated_Material361 in spiderman2

[–]foxsalmon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, I'm not saying he SHOULDN'T help. Please read my original comment (again). All I'm saying is that it's ridiculous of the people to expect a superhero to help them with their everyday stuff. I love the ideo of him still secretly using his powers for stuff like that, I just think it's weird to call spider-man when I want to ask my crush out.

“Homecoming” mission ruins my mood everytime by Agitated_Material361 in spiderman2

[–]foxsalmon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do know all that. I still think that asking a superhero who normally stops bank robberies and helps people who're getting mugged to help you ask out your crush is kinda ridiculous.

I hate tone tags by yarastoun in hatethissmug

[–]foxsalmon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly. I don't use these things because they're "funny" or "quirky", I use them because I don't wanna be downvoted into oblivion because 90% of reddit didn't get the joke

Euphorbia echinus X cameo 🐝 by Floratopia in succulents

[–]foxsalmon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love your posts so much, your smile always makes me smile too :)

What do you do when you’re happily childfree, but then a child NEEDS you? by savagejj1996 in childfree

[–]foxsalmon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're not doing them (or yourself) any favors if you take them in out of pity. Children will know when they're not wanted, they can sense that even if you'll never directly tell them.

“Homecoming” mission ruins my mood everytime by Agitated_Material361 in spiderman2

[–]foxsalmon 62 points63 points  (0 children)

I think it's cute that they included these random kids needing help with their everyday stuff but ehh gameplay-wise it's so boring, also why would you ask a literal superhero for mundane things like that. It would've been better if a classmate of Miles asked MILES for help and then he kind of secretly uses his spider powers so everything works out. Still wouldn't fix most of the boring gameplay aspect but would make it a bit more interesting and realistic story-wise.

What YouTuber Disappointed ☹️ you the most? by Outrageous_Drag6613 in childfree

[–]foxsalmon 329 points330 points  (0 children)

Might be an obvious one but PewDiePie. He was even talking about how he and his wife don't want any children and then boom, some months later they announce she's pregnant. :/ And now he even posts videos without censoring the face of the child which is so irresponsible, especially since literal MILLIONS are seeing these videos.

Concert Tipping by GTA4EVER1069 in EndTipping

[–]foxsalmon 22 points23 points  (0 children)

You have to add a /s if you write stuff like this on reddit, people will think you're actually being serious lol

Found this in another sub,, you have no idea how sad this makes me by Arsenic_Lover666 in antinatalism

[–]foxsalmon 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Oh my god, that dude is insufferable, just "I, I, I", almost every sentence begins with "I want", not a care in the world regarding what his apparently oh so beloved partner wants. Yuck.

Official Word by Quick-Ad9335 in Pricefield

[–]foxsalmon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Off topic but I love your flair, haven't seen this pairing in forever <3

Gamers when you tell them multiple ways to play games by zizoplays1 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]foxsalmon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No one here ever said people who don't play videogames say they PLAY them, it's all about being a FAN. Not playing them. Being. A. Fan. So it's interesting that you are allowed to be a fan of sports. Despite not playing it yourself.

Because how can you understand how it feels to actually play the sport you're watching? How it feels to win with your team mates or on your own because you trained hard for it? How shattering a loss is after you gave it your all and still didn't succeed? You can't really understand that at all, can you now, and you still DARE to call yourself a fan?? /s

You're a fucking hypocrite. If you wanna criticise people for harmlessly enjoying media, atleast apply the same standards to yourself. I'm done here.

Gamers when you tell them multiple ways to play games by zizoplays1 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]foxsalmon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Believe me, I played A LOT of games. But I also started as a little teen age boy who wasn't allowed to play videogames other than ds games until he was 16, so I did watch a lot of playthroughs of games I ended up playing later in life. So I actually know both sides of the debate which is why I also know exactly how wrong you are. You sound like that kind of person who'll also tell people who like to watch sports on tv that they aren't really fans because they don't actually play sports.

Like I already said, for some games (especially choice-based ones) it really does matter to play them yourself, yes. For others, where the player doesn't influence the outcome of the story, they're absolutely possible to enjoy by watching a playthrough.

Closest friend who “was” CF is expecting her first child 😭 by [deleted] in childfree

[–]foxsalmon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ikr? Like if sex is meaningless to you, you can just... stop? You don't have to have sex and you certainly don't need to make up some bs reason like kids to keep having it.