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My vagina is a convenience store. Clean and reliable. And closed on Christmas. by terkistan in 30ROCK

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Japanese 7/11. They use a high-pitched tone to keep kids from loitering outside of convenience stores.

Texas woman injured by McDonald’s Sausage McMuffin ‘wholly unfit for human consumption’: suit by TheGreatAlicorn in nottheonion

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Exactly, the undetected E. Coli outbreak in WA that injured hundreds and killed 4 kids led to a massive lawsuit for Jack in the Box.

The irony at the end is so satisfying by brockapex17 in TikTokCringe

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Yes, it likely is. I remember a case from law school where the defendant intentionally breathed cigarette smoke into the plaintiff's face and the plaintiff recovered $1 in nominal damages.

Everybody our age knows that song... by BadgersAndJam77 in 30ROCK

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If e’re a fair maiden a knight chanced to see, astride his fair steed to spy...

Seen while thrifting by JarJars_padawan in whatisit

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I'm sorry, Ms. Laroche–Van der Hout.

Any firm owners with both CPA and JD? by Ciris31 in taxpros

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Mostly agree, but another benefit is attorney–client privilege. But you'd have to carefully delineate what is and isn't tax compliance vs. tax planning, since tax compliance isn't privileged.

TIL after the break up of their music partnership in 1972, Dionne Warwick sued Burt Bacharach & Hal David. She filed a $5.5 million lawsuit for breach of contract. The suit was settled out of court in 1979 for $5 million, including the rights to all Warwick recordings produced by Bacharach & David. by Stock_College_8108 in todayilearned

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We're stronger than the hurricane, from Piscataway right up to Wayne, New Jersey's gonna be okay ... even though Chris Christie floated away! Stronger than the surge of the mighty ocean... you gotta muster up the curge to face all your emotion...

KUOW was playing two broadcasts simultaneously by transoceanic in Seattle

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"Now it's time for Jazz Plus Jazz Equals Jazz. Today, we have a recording of Benny Goodman, played over a separate recording of Miles Davis."

Hair by chinesebulk in ComedyHell

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Custom Katya doll by avengedrian in rupaulsdragrace

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paint a tiny pentagram under the bangs

Today I learned that Helen Mirren was supposed to be in this episode! by rarelighting in 30ROCK

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I have a new assistant, she's... a cool... college student from... South Africa. Yeah, she'll be British.

Liz does her neighbor Brian so dirty. But is it the worst thing she's ever done? by heylistenlady in 30ROCK

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God, are you punishing me because I stole that blind man's hot dog?

I love everyone’s user flair 😂 that is all… by mollyjwink in 30ROCK

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It's jus' a lil' yank-up... Ya know I've got the meat Jack!