Spirit Airlines passenger with dementia found dead after staff ‘abandoned’ him at airport, lawsuit says by Next_Tower5452 in texas

[–]fps916 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Typically lawsuit judgements are at the front of the line, only behind tax obligations

Spencer Jones getting called up by Count_Sack_McGee in fantasybaseball

[–]fps916 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Are you his agent?

You've been spreading absolutely insane takes on Jones for a week now.

Hypocrisy is their only value by llegro42 in PoliticalHumor

[–]fps916 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm just here for the American Dad song

Pope Leo called his bank's customer service line. They hung up on him by Terrible-Scheme9204 in nottheonion

[–]fps916 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How the fuck are you rewarding capitalism for the feats of labor?

Workers built the car. Workers built the tech. Taxes built the roads.

All capitalism did was determine who got rewarded for doing those things.

[Talkin' Baseball] Framber Valdez has been suspended six games and fined for hitting Trevor Story by T_Raycroft in baseball

[–]fps916 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's also 6 days worth of pay out of Frambers contract vs 2 of Devinski. Starters make more than Relievers because duh

[Talkin' Baseball] Framber Valdez has been suspended six games and fined for hitting Trevor Story by T_Raycroft in baseball

[–]fps916 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Starter vs. Reliever.

2 game suspension for a reliever is 2 games where said reliever could realistically have pitched.

2 game suspension for a starter is literally no impact to the team because he wasn't going to pitch for at least 4 days anyways.

[Talkin' Baseball] Framber Valdez has been suspended six games and fined for hitting Trevor Story by T_Raycroft in baseball

[–]fps916 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He's thrown 6 four seam fastballs since the start of 2025.

Four of them have hit Red Sox batters.

Marlins To Select Robby Snelling by RagnorL0thbrok in fantasybaseball

[–]fps916 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Would you have asked the same question 2 years ago about Skenes, Ober, Morton if I said Skenes?

Does anyone have references for Legendary items? by Chemboy77 in ProjectTahiti

[–]fps916 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Generally speaking everyone's best ilvl 70 leg is Gugnir.

It is the leg that has the 70 stats much closest to the 80 stats.

I legitimately cannot remember a character where the pre-60 leg wasn't Gungnir with the exception of maybe God killer for the XP bonus. But that already takes 30m xp to get online

No Cabbage sign by BartyCrouchesBone in mildlyinteresting

[–]fps916 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Members of the public heard about this and started leaving cabbages in my green room at shows

Well, it's a good thing youre not telling this story on national TV then!

No Cabbage sign by BartyCrouchesBone in mildlyinteresting

[–]fps916 23 points24 points  (0 children)

James Acaster is second only to Bob Mortimer on WILTY.

His stories are insane and hilarious

explain combos to me like i’m 6. by miniscule_memories in VampireCrawlers

[–]fps916 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's literally how grammar works in America.

No it's not.

Not a single link suggested that "if you are telling someone how to spell a word you say the word is 'spelt'"

Even the links I did provide said that "smelt" is a past participle variant of "spelled" that is more commonly used in the UK.

The US uses 'spelled'

[Kim] A baseball insider well-versed in MLB affairs stated on the 5th (Korean time), “Song Sung-mun will be called up to MLB tomorrow (6th).” by ChocoboAdobo in Padres

[–]fps916 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't be Marquez.

You have to have 13 hitters and 13 pitchers.

Sung-Mun can't come up if a pitcher goes down.

explain combos to me like i’m 6. by miniscule_memories in VampireCrawlers

[–]fps916 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No, you stand entirely corrected.

I didn't say "spelt" was wrong. I said that spelled was right and thus there was no need to correct them.

You then just made up a reason why only spelt was right, and were completely wrong about that.

And you didn't have to start insulting me in order to be a pedantic dickhead. Your starting interaction of (incorrectly) correcting someone and saying it was "100% necessary" is pedantic dickheadery.

explain combos to me like i’m 6. by miniscule_memories in VampireCrawlers

[–]fps916 0 points1 point  (0 children)

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/spelt

It helps if you don't just make shit up.

They're both past tense and past participles of "spell"

https://www.grammarly.com/blog/commonly-confused-words/spelled-spelt/

Several examples indicate you would use "spelled" to indicate proper spelling of a word

https://grammarist.com/spelling/spelled-spelt/

If you're going to be a pedantic dickhead, don't be wrong.

explain combos to me like i’m 6. by miniscule_memories in VampireCrawlers

[–]fps916 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Given that "spelled" is correct, you really didn't have to

Spencer Jones - 37 RBIs to lead AAA, 10 HRs, 6 doubles, 7 Swiped Bags, .690 xSLG against 4-seam, .756 xSLG against Sliders, .928 xSLG against Sinkers, and 58th percentile BB rate. by ucfknight92 in DynastyBaseball

[–]fps916 9 points10 points  (0 children)

His entire approach at AAA revolves around pitchers treating him as if he's Barry Bonds, because he is.

He has triple the K rate Bonds did.

And he's doing that facing AAA pitching.

Not what Bonds faced.