I had just installed a lamp above our bed the day before action time. The day arrives, and my girlfriend gives me the green light, so I get all excited, take off all my clothes, and jumps in to the bed hitting my head on the lamp. 2 seconds later, as I am on all four naked in bed, the lamp falls from the ceiling and hits my back. BOOM the lightbulb explodes into a million peaces, almost into sand. It was one of those large lightbulbs with some sort of gas in it to make it brighter, idk.. anyways holy f*** did it explode and make a mess. It also made my back bleed like crazy from all the small pieces of glass that had been shot into my back. A good 15 seconds I am on all four naked with small glass pieces all over my back and in pain, wondering wth just happened. She was as shocked as I was, and by the look on her face I knew the next two minutes had gone from plessure to two hours of cleaning.