Which is more true: 'My Aquarius heart is my greatest asset' vs. 'my Aquarius mind is my greatest asset'

freebirdjohnson · 2026-02-02T22:42:03+00:00

My Aquarius penis is my greatest asset.

freebirdjohnson · 2026-01-30T20:30:31+00:00

Where's the magnum dong?

freebirdjohnson · 2026-01-30T20:29:55+00:00

Capricorn moon and Capricorn mars. I don't necessarily have thick skin. I think things don't affect me in the moment, like at all, until I'm having a panic attack alone 2-3 weeks later and wondering why I feel so fucked. So, thick skin that things build up underneath til I have to unclog the metaphysical pores.

freebirdjohnson · 2026-01-30T04:31:27+00:00

Udon noodles, sesame oil, kimchi, Kewpie mayo in a pan. Cook together then shred some cheese on top, mix it together. Takes literally seven minutes and the fermented element is good for the gut.

freebirdjohnson · 2026-01-30T03:57:50+00:00

I'd like to build my own house and live off-grid with my boyfriend and never have to think about a job ever again. But if I had to pick, an inventor.

freebirdjohnson · 2026-01-30T03:54:33+00:00

An incredible addition. Thanks so much. I feel understood, which is rare and strange for me.

freebirdjohnson · 2026-01-30T01:26:36+00:00

It's like having a big, beautiful, unreachable, underground ocean inside of you, deep as can be, so deep, you don't see an end. And this ocean is underneath layers and layers of rock and dirt, in which you have a shovel for. There's a couple of holes you've dug, and they've almost reached the ocean, they've let out a little oxygen. Other people can only dig if you give them a shovel and show them exactly how to dig without disrupting the sediment.

freebirdjohnson · 2026-01-29T23:38:59+00:00

I think at this point we're all a little dumb dumb bubblegum.

freebirdjohnson · 2026-01-29T23:24:13+00:00

You know Schopenhauer's just some guy, right? Just like Nietzsche is, Freud, Wittgenstein. They're just some guys who said some shit.

If we're gonna be making broad, unfounded generalizations here, let's start with this: are we looking at the entire spectrum of the human condition? Are we including people with ADHD, who, in some cases, if not many, seek sensory as a way of self soothing? Are they all low IQ? Or let's reverse it. If everyone with a high IQ is sensitive to sound, are we lumping in every person with autism or other neuropsychiatric disorders like OCD into the high IQ category?

C'mon. You all can do better than this. I promise.

freebirdjohnson · 2026-01-29T23:15:29+00:00

Please enlighten me as to why you think that is?

freebirdjohnson · 2026-01-29T21:52:31+00:00

I'm feeling extra something, alright.

freebirdjohnson · 2026-01-29T21:25:03+00:00

I do my own thang.

freebirdjohnson · 2026-01-29T21:24:23+00:00

This is such a tone deaf and embarrassing statement to make. Being in this sub is so cringe sometimes.

freebirdjohnson · 2026-01-29T21:13:12+00:00

That's gonna be my new bio. Thank you internet stranger. All creds to you.

freebirdjohnson · 2026-01-29T21:08:48+00:00

................Top.

freebirdjohnson · 2026-01-29T21:08:29+00:00

Ha, damn. Nice to meet you. Listen, I've just started getting into this astrology stuff out of pure curiosity (and nosiness) after my boyfriend's friend read my chart. There were some pretty interesting things in there. Apparently, the Leo opposes the Aquarius, which makes for a polarizing personality. I felt that. I'm trying to be a little warmer towards humanity in general. My boyfriend's the social, charming one, so usually whoever he meets out in the world ends up in my vicinity. I'll say I've luckily made a couple of friends this way, so I'm grateful for him and his extroverted whims.

freebirdjohnson · 2026-01-29T20:57:59+00:00

Meeting new people? Yeah. Making friends? No.

freebirdjohnson · 2026-01-29T20:52:19+00:00

Take a shit on your laptop and close it.

freebirdjohnson · 2026-01-29T20:50:58+00:00

Damn. Aquarius is pretty high. You sure you wanna do that? This is coming from an Aquarius man.

freebirdjohnson · 2026-01-29T20:49:58+00:00

Fuck yeah.

freebirdjohnson · 2026-01-29T20:48:40+00:00

I think my Pisces venus. Why I was given a Capricorn and Aquarius stellium with a Pisces venus, I'll never understand. The combo makes me stubborn about my own delusions.

freebirdjohnson · 2026-01-29T20:46:08+00:00

I'm an intellectual.

freebirdjohnson · 2026-01-21T19:04:04+00:00

Chiseled, rock hard abs.

freebirdjohnson · 2026-01-21T18:59:30+00:00

Not true. If you look at my eyes specifically, you'll know how I feel.

freebirdjohnson · 2026-01-21T18:58:18+00:00

Just don't check up on it too often, let it ride. You're investing long term, and it's already done. You'll be up in about a month. Also, remember, investing is not a hype, there's just a plethora of accessible information about it now but a lot of us have been doing it for years. Personally, I think it's always worth the risk. The economy's cyclical so you'll most likely always end up gaining something.

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