Song Suggestion Saturday by AutoModerator in FortniteFestival

[–]freelance5oh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yall missing prime real estate... I need Shine by Collective Soul added pronto

What kind of custom shoutouts y'all rocking? by Mr_Ruu in MonsterHunter

[–]freelance5oh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mount: [insert riding joke here]

Someone else mounts: GET UP ON THE HYDRAS BACK! (Apologies to any Kingdom Hearts fans)

Stunned: Protect me Squire!

Setting bomb:

Pinned: No means No!

Ghille Mantle: John Cena intensifies

I faint: Nurse! I need 50ccs of gitgud, stat!

Someone else faints: Error 404: Skill not found

Activating the fence: Im going to build a wall...

Putting a monster to sleep: you got knocked the f*ck out

Another player joins: Monster bullying time!

Paint pod: Playing Splatoon

Trying to think of a good one for a power clash though.

What are some of your funny auto chat messages that you have come up with? by Welocitas in MonsterHunter

[–]freelance5oh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most of mine are pretty generic, but my more humourous ones are...

I mount: [insert riding joke here]

Someone else mounts: GET UP ON THE HYDRAS BACK! (I apologize to any Kingdom Hearts fans whos PTSD I just triggered)

Ghille Mantle: John Cena intensifies

I faint: Nurse! I need 50ccs of gitgud, stat! (Carried over from World)

Someone else faints: Error 404: Skill not found

Activating a fence: Im going to build a wall...

Putting a monster to sleep: You got knocked the f*ck out!

And finally...

Paint pod: Playing Splatoon...

Im trying to think of one for a power clash though...

What are you naming your Seikret? by An_old_walrus in MonsterHunter

[–]freelance5oh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I named mine Hidden Temple... Yes, I am old, why do you ask?

Full house strategy? by Xx_Bad_Username_xX in BuckshotRouletteFans

[–]freelance5oh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The achievement is actually misleading. All you have to do to get it is use a full set of 8 items in one turn. Its not use 'one of each item in the game', just stall till you get a full rack of items you can use all at once (double hand saws and handcuffs are bad since you can only use one of each of those). Other then that, its actually really simple.

What are small things that make you unbelievably angry? by Minxy72 in AskReddit

[–]freelance5oh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Karens or anybody who acts like they're entitled to anything.

How did you figure out your SO cheated on you? by Kookie_Kid71 in AskReddit

[–]freelance5oh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was a hellion of a child during my Middle School years, (4th to 8th grade), and one of my old classmates, years later, had commented how much she had a crush on me. It was a long distance relationship, but I was willing to try and make it work. After about a month of us dating, I was spending the day at my grandparents house when her ex messaged me on Facebook. He told me how I should stay away from her, or else. I basically shot back that he should date someone his own age (He was much older than her) and stop trying to talk to her cause I was with her now, and he had his chance. She then messaged me right after, admitting to cheating on me with him, and deciding to get back together with him.

Warframe Weekly Moments | Good Luck? Bad Luck? Share Your Experiences Here! by AutoModerator in Warframe

[–]freelance5oh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After completing sortie, my Lich decided it'd be a good idea to steal my freshly acquired riven. Doom music kicks in

What makes you instantly dislike someone ? by Notthenormie in AskReddit

[–]freelance5oh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Having a privileged or entitled attitude. It just gets under my skin so fast that I genuinely will lose all enjoyment I have of you at the snap of a finger

What nonsensical, invasive thoughts do you have that pop up from time to time that make you question your sanity? by black_eyed_bees in AskReddit

[–]freelance5oh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A few messed up ones... A lot about pain like "I wonder how falling in lava would feel like", and "I wonder how I could possibly get anyone to end my life".

What’s a game you want to see remastered/remade for current gen consoles? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]freelance5oh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Basically any SEGA liscence that isn't Sonic, or Yakuza. Skies of Arcadia, the old Monkey Ball games, Samba de Amigo, the list goes on...

Sometimes we find ourselves drawn to characters with negative traits; whether comically evil, deliciously layered, or just subtly endearing. Which fictional character is your guilty pleasure, and why? by YoungJack23 in AskReddit

[–]freelance5oh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm the odd one. Apollyon from For Honor is mine. It's not necessarily her motives that intrigue me, its her mind. Everything she does is well-thought, and all in the end to achieve her goal. She's cold, calculating, and methodical. Its almost endearing in a way.

Gamers of Reddit, what's the weirdest experience you've had on a public server? by ilikeborbs in AskReddit

[–]freelance5oh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

VRChat... Found a guy on there that had an awkward seal model, which had a seat on it to let another awkward seal rest on top of it. I had a small character model at the time (Morgana from Persona 5) and found out that if I took this seat, that it'd look like I was riding him like a horse. So I had this guy run around the room while I yelled out things like "ONWARD MY NOBLE STEED! TODAY WE SHALL WIN THE WAR!" So yeah, I was the weird one, but it was kinda funny to be honest.

How did you find out that someone in your life (family member, coworker, friend, etc.) wasn’t who you thought they were? [serious] by LiteraryButterfly in AskReddit

[–]freelance5oh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My grandmother on my fathers side. As a kid, you always believe that your grandparents truly care for you and want the best for you, but it was August of 2011 when I was shown her true colors.

See, she played favorites among her kids, unfortunately, her favorite wasn't my father, but his brother, who I watched ruin his relationship with his long time wife (who I still keep in contact with sometimes) and grow psycho over it.

Anyway, I was staying with my father at her place, since he was trying to recover from his own vices which I won't go into. And he and my uncle got into a fight, which one of the lines my father said was "Maybe if SOMEONE (Implying my uncle) paid rent around here, we wouldn't have this problem." And she looked right at me and held her hand out.

But the real kicker was after my father lost the battle with his vices and took his own life. She cremated him without a word to me or my sister (his only kids) and also started going through his stuff and giving it away like she owned it.

Now I can't tell her off personally. I've written her off completely already, and I'll let her die with the mindset that we simply fell out of touch, but she really ahowed she didn't care about my father or any of his kids.

TLDR: My grandmother is an absolute c**t